Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!


Our Winning Baldr Drawing
Here’s our champion from our latest battle, The Death of Baldr! See it and all the other submissions here. Or if you’d rather get beast updates in your inbox! Sign up for our newish, somewhat regular, newsletter below!

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  • The Tikbalang Entry # 2 The Tikbalang Entry # 2You know, no matter how many layers of awkwardly spread legs, tiny butts and shared intimate space you layer on top of it… When I first look, all I see a grumpy guy, walking behind a deli counter with ...
  • The Wapaloosie Entry # 11 The Wapaloosie Entry # 11You know, I’ve been in enough of those meetings to know this never had a chance, but personally, I think this would do great for Pringles!… and does it have a talon coming from its anus?
  • The Woodbooger Entry # 26 The Woodbooger Entry 26You know… I’m just gonna give this one a tick under “a little troubling” and let it be.
  • The Turkey # 20 The Turkey 2017 Entry # 20You know to Sandra Lee this, with a stuffed turkey, a potato with a frown carved in it in, some play doh and yellow yarn… you could make this as a diorama in no time!
  • The Tikbalang Entry # 1 The Tikbalang Entry #1That’s how this works right? Were-wolves eat people, when they are changed, cause wolves would eat people… so I assume were-horses are all sugar cubes, carrots and apples!




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!

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