Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!


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  • The Odqan Entry # 9 The Odqan Entry # 9F’ing A… someone get this man a van to paint! The only real question is do you face the goat forward? Or peaceably looking back at the roads since traveled?
  • The Odqan Entry # 8 The Odqan Entry # 8Now I’m not sure there’s a whole lot of odqan in there so much as a tiny valiantly haired Sean, neck riding a beautifully lashed unicorn… but I’m laughing whilst i type this… so pretty sure it works!
  • The Odqan Entry # 7 The Odqan Entry # 7You know I’m not sure i woulda guessed that we’d have two flaming goat farts in a row! But it makes sense right? I gotta say the evil laughter and off kilter presentation gives this guy quite the “edge”, and ...
  • The Odqan Entry # 6 The Odqan Entry # 6I think it started as like a jet fire powered goat shaped speeder bike… but mostly, now it looks like a bad Monster Magnet tour poster hahaha! Man and them toes is almost as long as a goat arm! ...
  • The Odqan Entry # 5 The Odqan Entry # 5Ah my favorite flavor of ice cream! Burning! It’s funny with entry # 4 I was going to comment on the Mongolian love of shirts with far too many buttons! But this guy with his one button to rule ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!