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  • The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 4 The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 4The captions make it so clear, this creature holds nothing so dear… as a snack set a top, a pile of drops that had recently come from its rear!
  • The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 3 The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 3I’m not sure where to begin, perhaps with that poop laying grin, so happy to drop a yard tainting plop, and that’s why we’ll never be friends!
  • The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 2 The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 2You can tell he’s a powerful guy, cause he comes with attache flies… they tell him he’s strong, as big as king kong!… but when he sleeps they poop in his eye!
  • The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 1 The Beast of The Burrow Entry # 1you were supposed to draw a beast, so you’d think at the very least, you’d add some claws, and gore dripping maws…. but instead I got this piece… (no offense intended… just hurting for a rhyme!!!)
  • The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who Entry # 6 The Yara Ma Yha Who Entry # 6They call it skinning the cat, I’m pretty locked on that… but i’m fully unsure, how his buttocks have turned, and moved from his front from his back!

 
 
 

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