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The Giant Turkey

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  • The Giant Turkey Entry # 3 The Giant Turkey Entry # 3yessss! look how far he is!… for those unaware of the theme of said maiden classic… here’s the first verse to set the mood! White man came across the sea, He brought us pain and misery, He killed our tribes ...
  • The Man Eating Tree Entry # 6 The Man Eating Tree Entry # 6So depending on how much you like the gift recipient… the absolute best or worst option for gifting a terrarium! Lil bit with the drops of blood and the shape, this would make for a fun sacred heart riff!
  • The Flitterbick Entry # 7 The Flitterbick Entry # 7Well dammit now I want to know what the hell a tiny man riding a lighting squirrel is going to try and lasso? I assume anything they hook into would be immediately looped around until “splat!” That’s a very nice ...
  • The Giant Turkey Entry # 2 The Giant Turkey Entry # 2A battle as old as time! The king of beasts from the sea, and a giant silly looking bird! It’s funny, I always get so excited about turkey draw and then i remember its hard to draw an action turkey! ...
  • The Giant Turkey Entry # 1 The Giant Turkey Entry # 1Haha! man, I swear my parents used to have a print of the original Rockwell version in the front hall! What a great assortment of turkey hair styles and facial expressions that translate to bloodlust… I am calling that ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!