Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!

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  • Belsnickel Entry # 11 Belsnickel Entry # 11At first I thought that all furry collar… but I’m pretty sure that’s sweet ass wizard beard on the left, gotta give bonus points for the evil swordsman ‘stache! And maybe it’s the textured background, but this one feels a ...
  • Belsnickel Entry # 10 Belsnickel Entry # 10Hey any of you kids wanna buy a giant misshapen hand? I got a full bag of ‘m here and you can tell by my giant mountain troll shoulders that I’m a trustworthy vendor! Also welcome newcomer!
  • Belsnickel Entry # 9 Belsnickel Entry # 9Well god dammit! I can say with full conviction, that freaking nose makes me a lil queasy! And I’ve seen the internet even! But I do love me a bunch of twitlike beard denizens, so I’ll forgive you! Plus it’s ...
  • Santa Vs Krampus Entry# 11 Santa Vs Krampus Entry # 11So long as you have no issue being ’round 6 years late for judgement, I love when you guys draw old beasts! Even when you try to demonize the adorable goat from Where the Wild Things… you put santa in ...
  • Belsnickel Entry # 8 Belsnickel Entry # 8You know, the “bike week” headband and those excessively hairy legs are probably my favorite parts, but the marker labelled tighty whities and those rando leftover teefs aint a bad touch!




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!