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The Reptilians

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  • The Reptilian Alien Entry # 1 Reptilian Alien Entry # 1See this one hits home a lil! There was a light up light switch in my room growing up, that upon first waking in the dark, always looked like the glow of a reptilian alien eye!…. and now I’m paralyzed ...
  • The Nordic Alien Entry # 5 The Nordic Alien Entry # 5Ha you know it’s possible you blew your “fight or flight” drawing wad a beast early! But super extra bonus points for what is obviously a reinforced, turtlenecked, velour ass jumpsuit! Good aerodynamic knife edged running hands btw!
  • The Nordic Alien Entry # 4 The Nordic Alien Entry # 4I mean this is another one of those put a rounded corner tricolor rainbow frame around this pooch, give it a title like “Space for love” and you have one hell of a 1978 record cover!
  • The Nordic Alien Entry # 3 The Nordic Alien Entry # 3See its funny, cause there aren’t any hands… i instantly see the lil crystal as a horribly magic mangled hand… and if that is in fact the case, credit due for so calmly just blowing on it to make it ...
  • The Nordic Alien Entry # 2 The Nordic Alien Entry # 2Nothing says sexy space adventures like moon boots, man panties and a nubby ponytail amiright? Also shouldn’t this dude be carrying a towel?




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!