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Our Winning  Bear Lake Monster
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  • The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 4 The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 4Hey I know what this guy looks like! I thought I was leaning Sendak-ian… but that chin is 1000% from the face of the big stone “they look like big, strong, good, haaaands…” dude from never ending story… And he’s ...
  • The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 3 The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 3It’s hard to know exactly why this feels so much like a bootleg Danzig 7″ (I know, who the hell would boot a danzig single in 2017… how is that even a thought?) At first I thought it was the ...
  • The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 2 The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 2“…he’s a good lake monster! yes he is! yes he IS!” – Yesss! That there is good monster eyeballing! Lil wonky, lil too glossy and eager as hell to do something… errr… good! Plus those clapping kid hands and picturebook ...
  • The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 1 The Monster of Elizabeth Lake Entry # 1Yes our fisherman has survived his Indiana turtle stalking! And looks like he found himself a nice shady spot on the lake, so long as you dont pay attention to how much eeeeeevil radiates from this thing’s every pore and ...
  • The Beast of Busco Entry # 10 The Beast of Busco Entry # 10You know at first I was going to make some WB amphibian try out joke, but I think I like it way better if we all just assume he’s burping… as we learned from Revenge of the Nerds: “the real ...




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