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Our Winning Chicago Moth Man drawing
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  • Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 8 Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 8Where just gonna call this one when pig men fly and note that he should really cut his sodium intake what with those atrociously swolled ankles!… also is he drooling on his own arm?
  • Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 7 Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 7Oh man the old my belly full but me hungry eyes! Something about the bow on that pigs head and the loincloth that are leaning creepy, creepy baby… and dammit if he doesn’t have a proper pig riders bow legs! ...
  • The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 11 The Devils Lake Monster Entry # 11Well hello there adorably pudgy and stubbly tentacled, cheese fed, lil lake beast! Are those belch bubbles? if so who did you eat? Whooooo did you eat!? haha… good lake refuse btw! And I’m intensely curious about that mouse using ...
  • Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 6 Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 6Man big points for the sourest sow so far! And dammit if that’s not a damn fine rendering of a bouncy, bent legged, backwoods gait! I assume those are his blackened soul-less eyes peeking out under his pigskin… but its ...
  • Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 5 Vermont’s Pig Man Entry # 5I’ve said it a few times this summer… I’m officially reading too many original Conan stories! They’re starting to creep into my beasts… I mean look at the panther like grace that pig man hunts with, and I bet if ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!

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