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  • The Mngwa Entry # 4 the Mngwa Entry # 4So my only disappointment in this wonderful ball of murder yarn, is that with all the fanciful, customized murder cat accessories, that the cat clock doesn’t also have a special murder hatchet tail dangle… but man… imagine how much this ...
  • The Mngwa Entry # 3 the Mngwa Entry # 3Dammit now I want a turtle shaped cat! Man that dopey, flat ass, jaw makes me so happy! And it’s also kinda fun to imagine this thing’s hovering just off the barren landscape like a giant furry “land speeder”!… also, ...
  • The Mngwa Entry # 2 the Mngwa Entry # 2Pint sized pachyderm or one hell of a big cat? Who’s to know with no context… but we know this much… Baaad Kitty!
  • The Mngwa Entry # 1 the Mngwa Entry # 1I mean I know it’s the background color and murder mood setting… but totally funnier if you just see that as a big fluffy ass burgundy couch that our beast is angrily comfy on!
  • The Almas Entry # 3 The Almas Entry # 3So while this is maybe a bit of a late night mess… it all makes sense when you realize the bedspread pic was the best way to get a white drawing background in a paperless and perhaps overly liquored world! ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!