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  • The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 2 The Flatwoods Monster Entry 2You know I’m always jealous of folks who do washes, partially cause i love the mood it sets, but mostly cause I know exactly what i did the day was supposed to be at school learning, and while there was ...
  • The Flatwoods Monster Entry # 1 flatwoods-monsterIt’s like one of them there nude y pens but you don’t have to turn it upside down and as a bonus it’s full of alien doooooom!
  • The Ant-Lion Entry # 6 The Ant-Lion Entry # 6In the future, all jaguar tattoos will have insect legs… took me a second to realize those were grubs… but makes way more sense than a pile of boobs.
  • The Ant-Lion Entry # 5 The Ant-Lion Entry # 5You know if you’re that sexy, not having a heart might just be a coping mechanism. That windblown beard is amazing….
  • The Ant-Lion Entry # 4 The Ant-Lion Entry # 4Yeah I know… I know… he’s giving us those “I’m pretty sure I’m missing a segment and might look sorta spidery” eyes… but its possible that missing abdomen is back there, within the curves of his sweet chimeric fuzz? … ...




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