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  • The Church Grim Entry # 6 The Church Grim Entry # 6“This grim shade can be heard bellowing ’round the Norse ruins of St. Radegund’s church, at Hvalsey, Greenland on moonless nights. I’m absolutely not making this up, because one does not bullshit about ghost walrus nuns. Right?” – You are ...
  • The Church Grim Entry # 5 The Church Grim Entry # 5Man eyeball eating! Satanic graffiti and weed all over! a bunch of flames and a ghost dog that decided for himself where the church eating evil lies… side note: How cool is it that a ghost dog gets custom wood ...
  • The Church Grim Entry # 4 The Church Grim Entry # 4So hard to tell if it’s a ghost pug wearing war shorts or just a similarly snub nosed spirit pup… but what does appear obvious (because i like to ignore perspective) is that he is obviously the size of a ...
  • The Church Grim Entry # 3 The Church Grim Entry # 3See I was going for the ol’ what kind of dick buries a puppy alive line of questioning, but then the girl who sits next to me asked if i was just drawing sad sperm… so I’ll just let you ...
  • The Church Grim Entry # 2 The Church Grim Entry # 2Man you know this is like the third David Lynchian thing Ive seen in two days, first the Magicians cupcake, then the Channel Zero Wendigo, and now there’s a freaking maelstorm of spacey goodness (or is that bob) in our ...




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