Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!


See all our Dryad Drawings
Check out all the entries from our latest battle, The Dryad, The Greek’s promiscuous oak hearted tree nymph! See it and all the other submissions here. Or if you’d rather get beast updates in your inbox! Sign up for our newish, somewhat regular, newsletter below!

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  • The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 1 The Coonigator 2018 Entry # 1While freaking adorable, this guy rates really high on the list of things I don’t want to find in my pond! Also could you have made those eyes any cuter? wth!
  • The Dryad Entry # 6 The Dryad Entry # 6Yes it’s like a big footed femlin’ crossed with Zap from the original American Gladiators! And I’m entertained that her bottoms seem to be made from an especially tiny tree!
  • The Dryad Entry # 5 The Dryad Entry # 5Well that’s adorable! A lil forest born, girl power ‘roo!… I’ve always thought our most popularized ‘roo (from the Winnie stories) was a bit of a weenie! Time to liven sh*t up!
  • The Dryad Entry # 4 The Dryad Entry # 4Yes! That shirt is genius! Shows her love of forestry and… well forestry! I kinda dig that the whole thing has a naturally free almost vibe to it but not so far as to look smelly! and the wood-knot/belly ...
  • The Dryad Entry # 3 The Dryad Entry # 3I’m pretty sure at this point I’m allowed to give mr Garvey some sh*t for being too good at drawing… cause while that hazy woodland background is obscenely fun to look at and the swallowtail wings are a beautiful touch… ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!