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The Turkey 2019

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  • The Turkey 2019 Entry # 4 The Turkey 2019 Entry # 4Ummmm this one’s for my old pb copywriter… he’ll know what I mean! to the rest of you Just enjoy the F out of your thanksgivings and please accept my apologies!
  • The Turkey 2019 Entry # 3 The Turkey 2019 Entry # 3Damn that’s a kinda genius hand tat! I mean you’d def have to explain the wing to those with poor observation skills but genius nonetheless!
  • The Turkey 2019 Entry # 2 The Turkey 2019 Entry # 2New birds from a new young drawer! Here’s hoping this is your first of many beast drawings! You’ve got a much better eye for color then i do that’s for sure, an wee lil turkey in the middle is adorbs! ...
  • The Turkey 2019 Entry # 1 The Turkey 2019 Entry # 1Hey that’s a turkey running away from an imploding time machine if I’ve ever seen one… sad part is… time being all whimey like it is… we’ll never know what changed, but hope it was worth it bird and they ...
  • The Buck Riders Entry # 3 The Buck Riders Entry # 3I keep going back to the distant flying reindeer, like did they bail? Are they racing to save st nick? and is that goat giving the, “are you sure you wanna rope up santa?” eyes? And finally I love that ...




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