Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!


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  • Our Drawings of Miasma Entry #1 Miasma Entry # 1See I could almost get on board with odorless vomit, but that whole deadly thing makes it a sour ass trade! REgardless that’s a damn fine sickly/radiocative palette!
  • Puppies and Unicorns Entry #7 uppies and Unicorns Entry #7See now we’re all happy!!! well except those of us who don’t believe dogs should be able to fly… but F you if youre one of those people!!! haha!
  • Puppies and Unicorns Entry #6 uppies and Unicorns Entry #6I mean I think he’s focused on a unicorn… but it’s also possible he’s doing this wrong and focusing on a hair clog… hahah such a fat lil pup slug tho!!!
  • Puppies and Unicorns Entry #5 uppies and Unicorns Entry #5Little known fact, unicorn skin is magically immune to puppy teef! Therefore they are best of friends!
  • Puppies and Unicorns Entry #4 Puppies and Unicorns Entry #4I dont mean to alarm anyone in this already very weird time! but pretty sure our adorably tailed protagonists are baying at an obvious alien ship disguised as a fake cloud…. I mean whens the last time you saw a ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!