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This Round We're Drawing Penelope!

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  • Penelope Entry # 1 Penelope Entry # 1I’m a little teapot short and stout…. here is my handle here is my spout! … though I bet from that mutated maw it would sound a lot more like …..nnnnneeeeeeeerrrraaaahhhhhfffffff!!! This would look amazing on a 1980s thrash flyer! ...
  • The Enfield Horror Entry # 10 The Enfield Horror Entry # 10As he stepped through the door to the afterlife and his corporeal form disintegrated, the true horror of what he had done with his time here on earth took hold…
  • The Enfield Horror Entry # 9 The Enfield Horror Entry # 9Man put that three legged toe stomping jig on a cycle, scroll him back n forth and you got one hell of an old school game mid level boss! Just imagine that giant noggin tilting every back n forth… gold!
  • The Enfield Horror Entry # 8 The Enfield Horror Entry # 8Now that society has quietly died, I can’t think of any real reasons that everyone shouldn’t get this tattoo’d like 9 inches tall on the sides of their necks! A lil bad ass, lil goofy, just the right amount of ...
  • The Enfield Horror Entry # 7 The Enfield Horror Entry # 7yes! Harsh shadows, Bulbous toes and belly b’s and the kind of arms that scream “I don’t hug good!”… Plus its from a newcomer and got that thing I do to my beast all the time where it just gets ...




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