Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!

Our Winning Draugr Hero
Here’s our champion from our latest battle, The Draugr! See it and all the other submissions here. Or if you’d rather get beast updates in your inbox! Sign up for our newish, somewhat regular, newsletter below!

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We all know our memories are shot. Let me gently remind you that our website exists while sending you updates of winners, new submissions and current goings on in the mythical beast drawing world!

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  • Tiny Tim Entry # 1 Tiny Tim Entry # 1You know I’m having a bit of a hard time deciding what with the flags, dissapointment and too long a tie wearing deal makers, whether of not this is a current political message… or my favorite option… the time a ...
  • The Pygmies Entry # 6 The Pygmies Entry # 6Man… I don’t remember taking mushrooms… and I’m still trying to decide if this is an amazing crop or if it’s just a drawn a bit too low belly button, pretending to be a great crop… but i know ...
  • The Pygmies Entry # 5 The Pygmies Entry # 5Just cause pygmies look similar, it doesn’t mean they’re all the same. Some go to war, some just quietly stand on the edge of Oceanus looking at the sky contemplating their place in this big bad world and wondering why ...
  • The Pygmies Entry # 4 The Pygmies Entry # 4Yes! this one came with the simple title of “Pygmies Napkin Doodle” which dammit is exactly what we need! I mean upper left? general handyman? cobbler with a guitar? or a legit pygmy luthier? And why can’t he sit all ...
  • The Pygmies Entry # 3 The Pygmies Entry # 3Let’s be honest, those look way more like yaks than goats… That being said, this bird is still about to get it’s ass kicked!




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!

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