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  • The Batutut – Drawing # 13 The Batutut - Drawing # 13I do love me a good nearly invisible beast in its dense jungle-y habitat! Plus I’m pretty sure there’s at least one robot and potentially, at least one, alien born, flesh eating, plant! PLus this guys lil belly colored knee ...
  • The Vampire Entry # 5 The Vampire Entry # 5I assume I’ll only catch a small audience with this one… but remember how originally the Lucero deck just had the eyes behind the dungeon bars, then it started to break out, then it was that crazy eyed jester… this ...
  • The Jackalope – Drawing # 23 The Jackelope Drawing # 23Hahaha… you know it’s been a while since we’ve had any good, hyper sexualized, beasts… this one representing a nipple laden story, that literally no one is going to believe! But just in case, maybe don’t pass out in ...
  • The Cactus Cat – Drawing # 24 The Cactus Cat – Drawing # 24Yes! Hey cactus kitten’s have gotta get made somehow right? I think my favorite part is the mystery of the drip… is it simply moisture seeping from his severed top? An anime style metaphor for strong emotion, or simply a ...
  • The Vampire Entry # 4 The Vampire Entry # 4Such a good old glass/dream warp to this one! I mean where are their bones! Why’s his hand so huge and why are her boobs attached to her collarbone? Not to mention their refusal to adhere to any rules of ...




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It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

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