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  • The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 2 The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 2Man that werewolf has an amazing butt! And while undoubtedly a dick move, (assuming that mummy’s not one of them lefties) if you’re going to lose a limb to a supernatural beast, I think non dominant arm is the way ...
  • The Werewolf VS The Mummy Entry # 1 The Werewolf VS the Mummy Entry # 1Now you’d expect a werewolf would just destroy in a mustache contest, and given that’s a fine showing, but sorta like a strong hand reaching to pull you from the dark, you may not know where that mummy’s stache ...
  • The Underwater Panther Entry # 12 The Underwater Panther Entry # 12That’s right! don’t you forget that the giant squid and it’s plate sized eyes also qualify for admittance into the kingdom of the Underwater Panther! And Dammit look at the power in those fore paws! and that choose your own ...
  • The Underwater Panther Entry # 11 The Underwater Panther Entry # 11Man the tension building in this one… I always joke about “a battle as old as time” and humorously I think this actually qualifies! Now if I were an odds man, I’d note that there’s a fluidity to that Panthers ...
  • The Underwater Panther Entry # 10 The Underwater Panther Entry # 10You know there’s something about the realistic, underwater, sunbeam shadowing combined with the giant, mismatched, glossy, “Ren” style peepers that is blowing my mind! And while i know those are fish scales, there’s def something magically pineapple going down here! ...




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It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

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