Where we Draw Mythical Beasts for fun & Prizes!

Our Winning Draugr Hero
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  • The Turkey # 4 The Turkey #4Haha you know for a second I thought the pile of poop was a piece of pizza… anyways.. regardless of your opinion of hippies, peacefull protest or birds, I think we can all agree Ultimate Spinach’s Mindflower is an amazing ...
  • The Turkey # 3 The Turkey #3“You can’t stop it – it’s a Bank Holiday” – Hahaha First I love that you actually had to pick a color for roasted baby… Second I always love drawings with slogans incorporated… and third I really do love this ...
  • The Turkey # 2 The Turkey # 2I always forget to add this to the descriptors! Master of the dark arts and folder of realities! Also your eyes on this bird are amazing!
  • The Turkey # 1 The Turkey # 1Yes! our first turkey of 2017 is in and he’s angry, he’s hatted, he’s running like hell and he’s in MFing watercolors! Dammit turkeys make me smile!
  • The Mummy Drawing # 17 The Mummy Drawing # 17So while lots of you will assume this is sexual in nature (and a lil creepy at that) there is no mistaken 8pac’s patented bronco buster both in it’s awkward positioning of the attacker, and it’s complete ineffectiveness as a ...




Draw Our Bi-Weekly Beast

This is our bread and butter! A new Beast is announced every two weeks. You draw said beast based off the descriptors or however you see fit. Once we have them all assembled we pick one who deserves a shirt, generally having very little to do with artistic talent!

Be a Guest Judge

It’s always more fun to have a judge from the outside world. Otherwise everything gets a lil predictable. So send a note to the submissions address if you want to try, or have something like minded to promote or if your just interested in the taste of power!

Draw Some Old Beasts

We used to lock down submissions for beasts after judgement, but in an effort to keep a regular flow of new drawings coming through, we’ve opened all of the once done beasts back up for new submissions, you wont’ win a contest, but if you draw 25 you earn a shirt!

Write Something Fun

I get it, regardless of the no talent required clause, not everyone feels comfortable drawing. That doesn’t mean you cant play a part. Leave fun comments supporting beasts or artists you like or write us a dirty limerick about a gnome from Nantucket. Just remember we’re all here for fun!

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