Run for the Hill People!

The Wood
Booger

No idea how prevalent this legend is but I was watching Finding Bigfoot last week (as i  do faithfully) and they were hunting for this beast a Virginia exclusive ‘Squatch that tends to hang in spots it would seem only the local hill people do, so you know he’s got issues… Fair warning google isnt gonna help you much on this one… 1…2…3… Draw!

 

Our Celebrity Judge this week was Melisa – Stylist extraordinaire, musician (Ponies, Circles) and CoOwner of Ash and Arrow Vintage on Etsy, her word is law. Keep in mind all judges criteria for judgement are their own, and I’ll try to keep judges as varied as our entries.

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I’ve added larger views to this batch, so click the images below to see the full sized ones.

Springtime! is there anything more romantic?… and this just goes to prove no one can resist a pink pig! submitted by ewise

 

 

 

Man do i love hillbilly spelling!
Two places in two weeks, someone’s got his finger on … well on something!
Entry submitted by Talon Bunn his webcomic’s URL  www.gocomics.com/ACME-INKD

 

 

 

Let’s see… kinda penisy, kinda boogery,  and there’s a tree in there too! Check! Check! and Check!

and third place goes to me! FIX FIX FIX!!!

 

 

Thank you all for another great week! Way more variety, talent  and coolness then I could hope for, so congratulations to all of you. btw my fav was #24.

The more i look, the more it seems like this lil’ booger is hurdling towards me…

 

 

 

Those are some fantastic f’n toes!

 

 

 

 

Tree pollen allergies are a bitch… especially if you are a tree with no arms.

 

 

 

It’s like the perfect combination of Harry of Henderson fame and the “I bring you love…” Mr Burns!

 

 

 

Oh Lord! is that a hair collar? or even more mysteriously is that a medieval axe tucked into his shorts? I’m in love…

 

 

 

If Basquiat and Nagel had a baby who had access to glitter!

 

 

 

Baby booger bearing bulbous bindle!!!

 

 

 

The sheer amount of lines you guys are laying down on paper makes me happy, I also kinda want that shirt… which i just noticed was Cornholio styley… nice!

 

 

 

Our artist says his name is Gerald. I’m less concerned with his name than I am of what happens when that last tall-boy is gone

 

 

There’s something remarkably zen about this one, and i like that with like 2 more lines it would look a lot like a mid ’80s Dennis Eckersley

 

 

 

Titled: Woodboogers make great glue! That is possibly the finest rendering of sasquatch peen i have ever witnessed… and it’s funny that booger or not my eyes keep wandering to that nipple on the right!

 

 

 

I bet this is how Rick felt when Shane shot up Hershel’s barn… I mean it’s probably for the greater good, but what horrors have we unleashed? Titled “Ronny “woodbooger” Dobbs”

 

 

 

In my best Al Gore – MANBEARPIG! I like how woodboogers, by default, seem to have mismatched eyes.

 

 

 

I’m giving props for our first totally veeg entry, and very nice sesame seeds btw.

 

 

 

Man i wonder if i still have some acid somewhere… and is that a hitler ‘stache?

 

 

 

fur pants or mud pants? honestly both sets of words make me happy.

 

 

 

Pleasingly self referential and god damn if that’s not an adorable booger

 

 

 

I swear this dude has been my plumber before… extra points for being an excellent rendering and still hinting towards peen!  I’m kinda hoping the  ghost ear becomes a recurring theme.

 

 

 

Dammit! pretty sure I just peed a little… props for reminding me a bit of Brock Samson as well.

 

 

 

If anyone watches FaceOff (spoiler) pretty sure this is the dude who went home this week.

 

 

 

 

I’m just gonna let this one be funny all by itself!

 

 

 

 

I’m not sure I know where that splat is coming from, but i know I like it!