Is It Mr Tumnus or Mr Funness

Dieties of the woods and mountains, Satyrs are usually represented as having the legs and tail of a goat, the head and torso of a human male with the addition of some horns, pointed ears, beards or similar goat-like facial features. Prancing through the forest whilst playing flutes, castanets, bagpipes or other festive noisemakers, they are in constant pursuit of life’s simple pleasures: wine,  laughter, dance and sex (often pictured exposing their readiness for said event). Let’s try and keep the peen renderings humorous so as not to get anyone fired, but otherwise have at it!

 

 

Our Judge this week was Joanna Metzger! Children’s Book Author, Designer, Production Manager over at Time Out, Cat Lover and Arch Nemesis of my buddy Cody! Remember her word is law!

 

 

Judges commentary - I guess I'm a sucker for his fancy fur pants and camel toe feet. Submitted by ITNet1

 

And that, kids, is where wine comes from. Ha! I don't know whether I'm more excited by the wiggle humping action or the concept of how fun to eat (and undoubtedly hump) grapefruit sized grapes would be!

 

 

Judges commentary - He's clearly got moves. The kind of guy who could lure me onto the dance floor with a wink and a roofie. Submitted by Sneurat

 

Ooh that is a Satyr's Fancy Dance! Good extension on the arm, push that competition aside Mr Satyr! He's got an adorable smallness about him and that is a great mustache.

 

 

Judges commentary - He looks sad. Party's Over. Submitted by Sean

 

Awww he's like a little chippendales Satyr! Such a powerful belly with such teeny little man-boobs, and not sure if any of you have tried the old tough guy cigar chew but it's a hell of a lot harder than it looks to pull off without drooling.

 

 

 

The Satyr is the hybrid representative of humanity. His grotesqueness is palpable in a way that our own cannot be. : ) I'm not even sure i know what that means but goddamn is that a great hand! and that rump, talk about palpable!

 

 

 

Inspired by Faith No More's -RV "Backside melts into a sofa - My world, my TV, and my food - Besides listening to my belly gurgle - Ain't much else to do..." Personally, I'm just excited that this Satyr sorta has my schnoz!

 

 

 

Yes! like running into someone else wearing the same shirt! Unacceptable! I assume that's a horn of wine but I think it's funnier as a slice of pizza, and I'm a huge fan of how lightly these two touch the earth!

 

 

 

Coincidence that you can read that sign while he bows in greeting? Probably not... This is mine for the week, dangling peen n all... btw, trying the watercolor schtick makes you appreciate those pulling it off.

 

 

 

Talk about a Melmackian, a "cat lover"... (insert booos) I like that it's two knee joints away from being ALF porn and that the ween looks kinda like he got stabbed in the pelvis with a Dagwood...

 

 

 

Entitled Dancing With the Satyr... Man I don't recall ever saying that the Satyr was such a demanding jerk! Let the music move your partner Mr Satyr, or what's the point? Extra credit for the bright crayon-y head wound though!

 

 

 

I imagine a version of the movie Legend with this guy as the star would have been a very different movie. I'd of watched! And the artist says backwards but I say his wine hand is just goat jointed.

 

 

 

The Human Quadrupede Wow, so I was totally in awe of the giant "phallus as leg" then I looked again and it's just a cool ass leg, that's tricky! I love this dudes ho humness about it all. And another nice rump!

 

 

 

Aaaaah! I'm not entirely sure but its possible you have to go to jail now... Man is that creepy... or is it chickeny... Regardless it's entertaining and so nicely and weirdly off balance.

 

 

 

Clever clever with the "Satyr in a Box". By far the happiest Satyr we've seen (who's not hump crazed)... those legs are amazing, and I love that singular note! And as the artist says, He's trying ta wink, trying ta .

 

 

 

Ha! I think its the vest that gets me, or maybe the vest, chickenfoot, cutoff combo... regardless he's making me laugh. And I sort of wish he was coming over cause I could use a donut, ferocious Satyr face or not.

 

 

 

Oh man he pulled out the secret weapon, THE Neil Degrasse Tyson, making an appearance on our little site! I am honored and supremely entertained by the labeling of the moons and the play on the name... Three cheers for space!

 

 

 

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