Here Pigsie Pigsie Pigsie!

Next Saturday is Pixie Day in Ottery St. Mary, England. Where they faithfully reenact the banishment of said beasts or faerie folk if you will. So to celebrate we’re going with the old school spelling and description as it’s a heck of a lot more fun.

Pigsies or Pixies or Piskies are tiny red haired winged fairy folk with upturned noses like a pigs. They wear green clothes have pointed ears and are said to be the spirits of children who were not baptized so they can’t make it to heaven but really havent done enough (yet) to make it to hell. As a whole, they seem relatively harmless, leading the occasional traveler astray in the woods, stealing a horse or two and hanging a criminal and the like… But let’s see what kind of situations you can find them in!

 

Our Judge this week was John Almonte! He’s a fellow Witchbanger, and famed rocker from the likes of Wickerman, Unfortunaut, Drunken Master 3, And he probably introduced me to half the folks I know…Remember his word is law! And if you’re bored come see us at Ultra Lounge tonight with Mouth of the Architect.

 

 

Judges Commentary the obvious winner Our first win for JollyV in some time, and a damn nice one I might add!

 

I can only assume that this is a legitimate Pigsie photo and the powers that be are using our little site to lessen the impact of this amazing evidence! But really... It's Fing beautiful! I mean really... I just hope you actually made someone pose for it.

 

 

Judges Commentary Black metal pigsy rulz Submitted by Sarah

 

Yesss the token black metal sacrificial Pigsie. I like the addition of the inverted cross and the vortex of hell just in case some one was confused and thought juggalo (juggalos never wear dusters duh)

 

 

Judges Commentary Slaughterhouse!!! Submitted by Chris H

 

The Pigsie Slaughterhouse Ah the seedy underbelly of the the Pigsie trade... Pigsie dust has to come from somewhere kids! And I bet a fried wing would be somewhere between bacon and a deliciously crunchy Pigsie rind!

 

 

 

Pretty sure I picked the Pigsie this week mostly cause i just wanted to doodle a flying pig! And I like that if you take off the head and legs it's actually a flying pile of poop! Dammit I should've added stink lines!

 

 

 

Was it Mythbusters that taught us that the human pee stream is most like how kids draw airplane bullets? Guess the same holds true for Pigsies... This entertains me cause it oddly looks like a Shoebox Valentine.

 

 

 

You guys are tilting twisted fast! Bodies hanging from the trees! And either a cool cat Pigsie giving us a fonzie esque thumbs up or a Pigsie who's too lazy to walk from the church to the saloon so he's hitching! Great giant thumbs!

 

 

 

This Pigsie's goooone to heaven!!! Such intensity in his little Pigsie eyes, and such wee wings for such a rotund form! I sorta want to know how fast he's going... I'm guessing really fast!

 

 

 

A Pigsie entices a horse Ha! someone's shooting for a win this week! We've seen a lot of half shirts on beasts over the years but dammit if that's not a really good one. And i like that at first I thought the carrot was a bag with a giant chicken in it!

 

 

 

Oh those little pointy feets is adorables! That pig aint going no where, perhaps these two could learn a lesson in seduction from number 5? I love that one of these guys is about to pop a blood vessel and the other's just having a great time!

 

 

 

Poor Pauly! Poop procrastination can prove to be positively painful Man I bet if you looked in those nostrils you could see a whole nother magical world! Don't strain too hard little Pigsie, or you'll prolapse your parts!

 

 

 

Whoah this is getting intense! From what i can glean here, the little girl from Amytiville dressed up like Tinkerbell and she and her imaginary pig-demon friend Jodie killed Cathy! I knew there was more to the demise of that strip! AAACKK!

 

 

 

That's it little Pigsie! Death to our corporate overlords and their murdering ways... wait doesn't that make us just like them... Oh no we have become what we despise the most! Damn you Pigsie! Damn you to hell!

 

 

 

Forced perspective makes everything better! At first I'm like why is that Pigsie stumbling from a soda cup... but that's a souvenir shotglass if I ever did see one... get it they are all really small!!! oh and obviously tanked to their little piggly snouts!

 

 

 

Ok this one blows my mind partially cause I love expressions I'm unfamiliar with. Partially because I'm pretty sure that's the Tick's dog (capabera) Speak over there on the bottom right and is the trench demon going for a panty shot?

 

 

 

Oh man I have a friend who would really appreciate that drawing of rope! Though I'm going to reccomend a knot next time. Huge fan of the Road warrior esque post apocalyptic Pigsie look! Maybe even a tinge warthogsie!

 

 

 

Pigsieeeeessss iiiiiiinnn sssspppaaaaaaceee!!! Prometheus just reminded me how much i miss the old timey fish bowl space helmets.... so how does this work? Do magical wings still require atmosphere?

 

 

 

The flandersesesss! I bet the negative got flipped cause i swear they are all lefties! And you'd think that Ned would have taken care of that right away but then again you'd have thought he wouldn't have let Homer kill his wife...

 

 

 

I think it just wants you to ride it mr man, no need to act so startled... something about that dixie cup looking nose and smile that's just making me happy. Plus the saddle in front of the wings is giving away that the artist digs fantasy!

 

 

 

Ahhh! Man did this one give me a belly laugh! Such a sense of smug satisfaction! And you know how i like the wee appendages! My question is this Squirrel? I wanna say possom but he'd have a skinny tail... Wolverine? Fisher?

 

 

 

Ha! No idea why the heart jets or Pigsie sprinkles made me laugh so hard! Purposeful or not I'm a huge a fan of the flash noise making it look like there's PigPen dust all over everything he touches...