The Dark Lord Entry # 1

“Dark….Ass? My guy got a little donkey. I was drunk on ham and peeps.” I’m not sure that caption was meant for public consumption but it made me laugh so it got included! I love that he’s got a well muscled face cause… you know… 3/4s of seeming evil is having a decent stern gaze and you cant do that with a flabby visage! Also I’m pretty sure there’s an Eeyore joke and a joke about no one riding for free that would go well here, but I ‘ll let you figure those out on your own time!