The First Place Splinter Cat Entry

The Splinter Cat Entry # 5

“We have all been there. Go vegan for a month and your butt becomes a weapon that could splinter trees…” – You know you came kinda close to an accidental negative space thunderbird… Points for butts, sadness, flaming trees and a rear leg structuring a guy could get lost in for days!

Judge’s Commentary – So I’ve been trying to let newbies win while I reign as judge for a bit… but dammit, and I am a lil sorry newbies, but I cant let a hollow eyed sadness stuffed kitten with crippled legs and an ass that melts trees go unrewarded… it would just go against everything i stand for… ha!

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