The Harpy

The Human Headed and Bird Bodied Befouler of the Buffet

So there’s this thing about the old Greek myths where they tend to attribute the same acts to any multitude of heros or gods, and they do it to the point where I no longer care who, and I just want to know what and in this case I wont even bore you with the why’s, I’ll simply tell you this…

Harpies are beasts with:

The hideous head of a woman!

remember one man’s hideous is…well you know…

The body of a bird!

note that no one seems to be telling you what kind of bird, so pretty sure that means, pelicans, penguins, hell pink flamingos are fair game…

They steal food!

and generally right before you get the chance to enjoy it…they’re like a curse… its kinda they’re thing…

What food they don’t steal, they poop on!

What can I say? They’re dicks…

As is the new plan, Winner Gets a Shirt! And I’m judging again, so extra points if you’re new, or have never won or if you’re really bad, or really good, or just make me laugh, or frighten me, or show me the virtues of a finely feathered bird mustache… you get the point just do your worst and lets see where that gets us!

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