The Charles Mill Monster Entry # 9

So even if those were slippery silken boxers, (which they do look like given the drape) I still think it would be more work than its worth to pull my undies with my teeth…
But I have never really bought into that ol’ “better to look good then to feel good” sch-tick and dammit this guy does look like a lizard of means! And seriously, those webbed eyelashes are genius!