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The Giant Turkey

It’s Thanksgiving time! So let’s see some Godzilla sized poultry!

Anyone who’s been around a bit, knows that Thanksgiving’s my favorite f’ing holiday. Sure it’s got some questionable roots, but when it comes down to it, its just about spending time together, eating delicious things and appreciating who and what you have. And one of the best ways I know to do that, is by making people laugh with silly, and often poorly rendered drawings of birds.


This is like the 7th time doing this, so just to shake sh*t up this year, we’re asking that your birds be building crushingly, Japanese army fightingly, giant squid wrestlingly, huge!… But, I know directions are hard to follow, so do what thou will… Just make it bird-ish, give it some feathers or pimpled skin… don’t forget the scrotum neck and horrifying talons! Or you know just make it fun.

Oh and for the record “hand turkeys” are always welcome.

So there you go, Send us your giant birds, I hope you have a great holiday and know one of the many things I’m thankful for is you goofs always willing to play along! So sharpen up that scribbler, and go to town. Cause these birds ain’t drawing themselves! (drawings due midnight the evening of 11/23)


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