the Giant
Squid
This is it boys and girls the first online Mythical Beast War. This week its the King of all things squidly famed for downing man and whale alike:
Kraken to it!
gobble m f’n gobble
The
Turkey
So it was the Wednesday before thanksgiving and the sad remnants of the remaining workforce had to do something to kill the time
Fire, Scales and Burnination
the
Dragon
I’m assuming you don’t need much of an explanation here. If you’re nerdy enough to be browsing this site, you’re damn well nerdy enough to know …
Serpents, Cocks and Rainbows
The Cockatrice
The cockatrice is a mythological creature with the body of a dragon or serpent, and the head and legs of a rooster.
The Electric Acid Earthworm Test
Mongolian Death Worm
The Mongolian death worm (“large intestine worm”) is a creature reported to exist in the Gobi Desert. It is generally considered a cryptid: an animal whose sightings and reports are disputed or unconfirmed.
chariots of mire
the
Hippocamp
Half horse, half fish, or you know a “seahorse” rumored to have pulled Poseidon’s chariot. Though we don’t believe it.
what’s up smelvin?
the
zombie
zombies, walkers, rotters, anyone who’s consumed any type of media in the last few years is painfully aware of the zombie folklore.
Who’s the hairiest guy we know?
the
Sasquatch
Whether you believe he’s a long hidden giant ape or a mystical traveller between dimensions, trying to warn us away from future calamities…
A stovepipe hat and a mouthfull of people
Abraham Lincodile
The name ideally says it all. I believe this was the first of the not “real” mythical beasts. One part Abraham Lincoln, one part Crocodile.
Hey Nice FrogBeaver
The
Afanc
The Afanc (Avanc, Addanc) is a creature from Welsh folklore that lives in lakes. It’s description differs highly ranging from dwarf, beaver, crocodile, and is sometimes said to be a demon but it is most favourably depicted as a large frog with claws on all limbs.
a tiger with man stripes or a man with…
the
Mantygre
The body of a tiger, the head of an old man with horns and sometimes the feet of a dragon. Does the old man head mean it’s puss? Or is it a the
fins n scales and half human tails
the
Mermaid
Half woman, half fish, or some such formula. Regardless legend has it they kill the hell out of sailors… or love them extensively I forget.
One horn is better than none.
The
Unicorn
The Unicorn was the second MBW, you can already see styles developing and theme recurrences. Oh and if you don’t know, a unicorn is a horse with
the Great White Whale
Moby
Tilson
Continuing our trend of workmates halved with Mythical Beasts, We present Moby Tilson, one part giant murderous white whale and one part Cody, our buddy who looks a bit like Charlie Brown.