Lil cupid

Shot Through the Heart and…

So it’s Valentines Day this week, so what better way to celebrate the massacre of millions and millions of flowers, than to draw the kid who’s to blame! The Romans considered Cupid the the son of the goddess Venus, the Greeks called him Eros and art historians call him annoyingly omnipresent, ok well I made the last part up… But what we do know is anyone shot by this little guys arrow, be they human, beast or deity, is instantly filled with what we shall call uncontrollable desire.

Originally pictured as a slender winged humanesque youth, during the Hellenistic period he gained his signature blobular girth and overall a much more cherubic appearance. He’s usually pictured with a bow and a quiver of the previously mentioned arrows, but our little troublemaker obviously has the attention span of a gnat and is often seen sidetracked by playing darts, catching butterflies, flirting with Nymphs, tooting horns, being punished by his mother for his mischievous ways or something wikipedia is simply calling “adult play”. And I’m pretty sure that gives you enough ammo, so…

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is Cheri Basak, the queen of Revolution Tattoo and wife of my bandmate Oms, but more importantly she’s an artist, curator of many successful art shows both in and outside of the shop. She’s been a crucial part of cultivating an environment for tattooers to grow as artists. Cheri considers herself a crafty witch. She likes to make diorama boxes, terrariums and rock and roll dream catchers. She loves to collect curiosities and in her own words “I’m a really big fan of True Love and one of the few who doesn’t hate Valentines Day”. So let’s get some this woman some Cupids to judge!

Cupid Entry # 14

The First Place Cupid Entry

Oooh I like this, going all big butted, tiny fish armed, alien world style cupid and it’s got a crazy squashed ween feel to it too…but man it’s those little two digit grabbers that seal the deal for me, coy or not this one’s nicely creepy!

Cupid Entry # 9

The Second Place Cupid Entry

Damned to the hot flame of Love Man lots of good in this one but my eyes are immediately drawn to those tiny lil toes! so good! and not a bad butt either, though I’m trying to decide if a devil cupid is allowed such beautiful lashes.

Cupid Entry # 4

The Third Place Cupid Entry

Right on, a naked, devil headed, fork toed and bloody heart masquerade mask having cupid… I gotta say the lil stub weens always make me laugh, and a big fan of the cartoon dracula upside down V brows and that eye color is so scary!

Important Note

I’m letting the placement stand this week due to the few mods, but careful with your plagiarism kids, google “vampire cupid” if you want to know what I’m talking about… pretty sure if you would have just changed the button ween, we’d have been fine…

Cupid Entry # 1

Cupid Entry # 1

I’m going for simple this week, it’s a cupid and it’s a penis… and if i wouldn’t have erased the sideburns it woulda looked a lot like our friend ken…figured I should put it up early so you can all use it to make a card for that someone special.

Cupid Entry # 2

Cupid Entry # 2

This one was entitled Bad Boy Cupid (Road Trip) Now I get the Honking the horns, and the chasing the butterflies… But tell me more about the elephant in the 1980s plastic beach bag!

Cupid Entry # 3

Cupid Entry # 3

Ouch all the Valentines candies seem to have given this one the diabeet-us. He may need some stockings on those legs. It’s good that he seems to be keeping his spirits up though what with the festive boxers… or utilikilt…

Cupid Entry # 5

Cupid Entry # 5

I’m assuming it’s not intended but I instantly thought “hey that cupid is eating lice!”… I mean what shows love more than a lil nit-picking. Great glazed and heartened eyes and I swear hairy armpit drawings are just funny this year.

Cupid Entry # 6

Cupid Entry # 6

Yes! so festive and showing a hell of a lot of pink, (if you know what I’m saying)… Giant arrows, like hats, always funny as are funny singular baby teef and what appears to be some horribly mangled legs… bear trap accident?

Cupid Entry # 7

Cupid Entry # 7

How’s this work is it still a valid love shot if it hits her in the throat? Cause i sort of assume an arrow to the breathing tube is a lot like a surprise blow to the nose… not a lot of pleasantries coming as a result… regardless it’s cute as hell!

Cupid Entry # 8

Cupid Entry # 8

So beyond the overwhelming confusion I’m in, I know there are several parts of this I love, first the cupid bear, second the red speedo on a bear, third, whatever magic perspective the second frame is in and finally Doritos!

Cupid Entry # 10

Cupid Entry # 10

Nice! A little cubist, a little sad turtle with mumps, great moob drapping with by far the most rendered nipple we’ve seen this week, and that hair has pretty amazing character for being made up of only 8 lines… Plus its red!

Cupid Entry # 11

Cupid Entry # 11

If you take into account the pose and that slight look of terror in his eyes, he looks like he’s free falling, like way faster than his little wings are going to slow… and oddly this made me think of “Blue Lagoon”, the butt? or is it the hair?

Cupid Entry # 12

Cupid Entry # 12

Hey ya aint cool if you don’t pee your jeans! I like to think the 40 has leaked a bit himself in solidarity with his Ill loved partner. And it’s funny with his mood so soured my brain instantly wants to read his sash as “stupid”

Cupid Entry # 13

Cupid Entry # 13

Some say your soul hangs just a few inches above your head at all times, which would also be the vanishing point of this illustration… coincidence? My fav parts are the woman in the throws or arrow born suffering… and those eyes!

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