Everything you need to know to draw a killer clown or twelve!

Draw Some Killer Clowns

Draw Some Killer Clowns

The Scariest of Bigfeets!

Ok so it’s Halloween time, so we’re bending the rules a lil and going with more a societal phobia vs a myth… what ya gonna do about it? (Might I suggest, draw a clown in protest?)

Aaaanyways! Supposedly there was a time when mention of clowns didn’t conjure images of Shakes, Pogo, Frenchy, Joker, Pennywise etc… but I certainly never lived it and I’m old as sh*t… So we’re just gonna skip the whole joyous jesters of mirth angle… and draw our killer clowns for what they are…

Horrifying caricatures of emotion painted on misshapen but brightly patterned human forms with giant feet, yarn for hair, made worse(better) with the addition of weaponry, teeth, claws, crazy eyes, flying rabid monkeys…

from there I’m pretty sure you know the drill!

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So draw what you must, have fun, throw some fangs and polka dots on it, and do it on something you can take a picture of, send that sh*t in! Then we’ll enjoy em and throw a shirt at our favorite!

Judgement Is Complete

WinningKillerClownThumbHoly freaking moly! I like all of the killer clowns! The colors, the shapes and the mystery. But the one that stands out the most for me is entry #9 “Will Kill For Food”
This reminds me of Randy AKA (Smokey) from the tv show Trailer Park Boys from S4E2 “A Man’s Gotta Eat”. Man’s gotta eat is an expression used when someone is trying to low ball you for an income or that you are working a shitty job for shit pay.
“I work in a sewer because a man’s gotta eat”
Just like how clowns are portrayed in society as low paid, hard working comedic relief. They are suffering artists, no wonder why they look scary and crazy. Cough.. cough..Joker.

Know that judgement is now law and to the victor go the spoils! And don’t forget, you can always send your drawings of a Killer Clown in late, you won’t win a shirt but I’ll gladly post it for everyone’s enjoyment!

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The Killer Clown Entry # 9

The Killer Clown Entry # 9

Haha this feels like one of those poignant well placed pieces of graffiti that you see for years and years that sadly becomes closer and closer to truth!

The Killer Clown Entry # 8

The Killer Clown Entry # 8

God that’s so good… do you think he needs help getting dressed what with those tiny lil arms? Also those eyes could move mountains… into the clammy hands of death… but move them nonetheless…

The Killer Clown Entry # 7

The Killer Clown Entry # 7

I did it wrong but it is still a killer clown! Plus halloween week so kinda cathartic to channel sophomore in high school me and listen to misfits, how do i know sophomore you ask, cause stale grabs weren’t even a thing til ’87 ya nerds!!!

The Killer Clown Entry # 6

The Killer Clown Entry # 6

Hey suddenly feels like someone might have a thing for killer clowns! Good old school black n white Bosco style makeup this round I’m not even sure he needs the flesh rending death mist accompaniment to be scary as hell!

The Killer Clown Entry # 5

The Killer Clown Entry # 5

I’ve always thought, bringing your hand up to your mouth in faux shock, really helps to hammer home the sarcasm in the “ooooh I’ve offended you” face… turns out, clown makeup works just as well! And dammit that bloody hairline is great!

The Killer Clown Entry # 4

The Killer Clown Entry # 4

Oh my lord! those tiny hands and those big ol’ clowny sleeves! I want to hug! Also if you took the “n’t” out of that tag on the sign, it’d totally fit better ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Killer Clown Entry # 3

The Killer Clown Entry # 3

SO chicken or egg question here… do creatures with multiple rows of teeth have bad attitudes cause its just part of being a predator… or are they always just grumpy cause the inside of their mouths hurt so much? Greta top of head sproingies btw!

The Killer Clown Entry # 2

The Killer Clown Entry # 2

Dammit that’s good… what with those shift shifty eyes and that lil Ooops of a mouth! And I gotta say I was expecting way more carnival freakshow horror this round and way less psychological drama! But I like it!

The Killer Clown Entry # 1

Killer Clown Entry # 1

I like that there’s like six things in this pic screaming don’t open that door… but now i just wanna… cause you cant tell me how to live my life!