Moll Dyer

The Obvious Cause of Whatever’s Gone Wrong With Maryland

I’m betting that most of you have some knowledge of this legend, as it’s one of the more famed American witch stories and the inspiration behind the Blair Witch. But what’s unusual about this one is that, while tales of many beasts and bogies are created to keep young ‘ns from doing terrible things. This tale seems to be told as an attempt to justify an already done and terrible thing… or maybe it really is just a warning… spoooooooky!

Our judge this week penned the following description and since I’m not sure i could have worked “accomplished herbalist” into my description, I’m just using it word for word here:

There was never any proof, nor even a bit of leading information that would point towards Moll Dyer ever having used any witchcraft whatsoever. The old crone and accomplished herbalist lived in 17th century Leonardtown, Maryland, and for awhile was considered gifted for her knowledge of herbal medicine. In fact, she was responsible for the healing of many of the townspeople and their children. She was arguably different from everyone else in the newly settled town, and to cry “witch” was very much in fashion. Superstition ran rampant and insane notions were nurtured by many, and they turned on Moll Dyer. It’s quite possible that a perfectly innocent old lady, who just liked her solitude and to grow her herbs near her little cabin in the woods, was killed by the townspeople in a particularly ugly fashion. She fled when her domicile was set ablaze, and then froze to death in the snow and ice that night trying to hide from the angry mob. She was found partially frozen to the legendary stone that exists today in a local museum. When people come to see it, there’s no doubt they pass judgment on her anew, over and over again. When one comes to such a terrible end, who is to say that their spirit doesn’t continue to suffer, or deal out suffering, in the afterlife?

So there you have it! Draw her as a 17th century America’s Witch with a mind set on destruction and overflowing with ill will or a quiet botanist with a soft spot for the way wooly thyme feels between her toes. Either way she was shunned as an outsider and died alone frozen to a stone. If that’s not a heartwarming bit of American lore …. wait it’s not… but it is American lore none the less so get to drawing!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is longtime cohort and friend, eyeliner on a cat/Carrie; beauty, fragrance and lifestyle copy writer and blogger. In her own words: I’m a bona-fide bleeding heart liberal and militant fucker-upper. My obsessions include Taake and Prince, burning incense and chasing ghosts out of my house. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! and honestly that about says what you need to know! check out her blog here!

Moll Dyer Entry # 7

First Place Moll Dyer Entry

This one came with a note about this being the saddest story ever… While I’m not going to disagree, if you believe the Jack London take of dying in the snow being a somewhat dreary confused journey to the world’s most peaceful sleep… I think technically, that’s less dramatic than being burnt alive? And as you can see here, so pretty!

Judge’s Comments – Moll Dyer becomes part of the landscape that she once tended to so masterfully. The earth wraps its ice-tendriled arms around her in death as a gesture of high honor.

Moll Dyer Entry # 1

Second Place Moll Dyer Entry

I went full on muppet babies on you this week… what, you gonna say an youngling witch in overalls aint adorable? Well you’d be wrong… interesting fact I learned along the way I figured I’d share: when drawing a garden hoe in perspective, just commit to your first instinct… they don’t really get better, no matter how many times you try!

Judge’s Comments – All I can say about this bitty witch (not a witty bitch, fyi, I reserve that title for myself) is that if I ever wanted to have a child, she would have to be exactly like Lil’ Moll Dyer. Her tentacled-feetses make me awfully happy. Innocence is still very much her friend.

Moll Dyer Entry # 10

Third Place Moll Dyer Entry

Why hello lil furry bottomed most adorable witch I’ve ever seen? What I’m most curious about is her non-broom mode of locomotion? is it some kinda hoppy, water baloon or Bloop like motion or what I consider 1000 times creepier… like a starfish she can scuttle along, almost unmoving with her thousands of lil hair-like legs!

Judge’s Comments – The living embodiment of a teardrop, frozen solid with fuzzy frost for skin. She reminds us all that even witches deserve hugs. Especially witches, even. It also reminds me of the movie Batpussy when the titular character travels around town in her terrible costume on a bouncy ball and falls off of it a good two, three times.

Moll Dyer Entry # 2

Moll Dyer Entry # 2

Dammit if that legend doesn’t do a masterful job of s’plaining things, which im kinda glad about, as I was curious what the hell a first generation apple was doing in there! You crazy kids and your Minecrafts! Great witch’s socks btw!

Moll Dyer Entry # 3

Moll Dyer Entry # 3

Interesting I would expect, no matter the quantity or other-wordly slime it encounters, an accomplished herbalist to have a much healthier sheen to her hair… and in contrast I would also expect much dirtier shoes… but maybe she drinks too much and just does her gardening with eeeeeeeevil!?

Moll Dyer Entry # 4

Moll Dyer Entry # 4

“Frozen in stone” – Yesss, interesting theory that she was not in fact dead, only slowed down a bit and perhaps a lil contemplative! You know one of our old drawers had such a good story about a full day lost in dekalb on a bean bag to the “evils” of the pot… I just wish I could remember more of it… Ha!

Moll Dyer Entry # 5

Moll Dyer Entry # 5

So feel free to correct me if I’m wrong , but I’m pretty sure she’s wearing a strapless ball gown? or a ball gown with a single strap falling of his/her shoulder, which I’m not even sure why I think is so funny… what witches with that much sad knowingness in their eyes aren’t allowed to feel pretty?

Moll Dyer Entry # 6

Moll Dyer Entry # 6

So I suppose the real question here is Moll Dryer drawing or the world’s most horrific manicure gnome!? I mean those teeth look like they could power through a set of nails!… Crocs on beasts in drawings still making laugh btw!

Moll Dyer Entry # 8

Moll Dyer Entry # 8

“Moll and her plant buddy!” – Ok so A. That’s about the cutest plant buddy I’ve ever seen (and Groot has recently set the bar pretty high) and B. Is she wearing those weird adjustable infomercial glasses? REgardless I sorta like the take of an older more world wise protagonist… Hell after all was said and done, maybe her plant buddy even found time for some vengeance?

Moll Dyer Entry # 9

Moll Dyer Entry # 9

So say the “dreamer” awoke and the world became a turmoil of death, destruction, and our souls began an impossible cycle of being eaten, re-dreamed and judged in the icy innards of and unknowable but eternal truth, I’m relatively confident this would be the most popular children’s doll in the world! You think that lil house is made of Cob?

Moll Dyer Entry # 11

Moll Dyer Entry # 11

This one came in late so she missed judgement but I’ll generally always share a picture, kinda interesting how being in a band called Witchbanger has zero effect on my conscience but looking at these gollumed, captive, expectant eyes made me feel kinda icky… but just for like a second or two… ha! stupid feelings!

Moll Dyer Entry # 12

Moll Dyer Entry # 12

Ok so this is the saddest kind of late entry the one that was done at work on friday but then forgotten to bring home to scan! And seriously what kind of dick-ish mob, kills someone for enjoying the warmth of a sunspot? My dogs would be doomed! DOOMED!

Moll Dyer Drawing # 13

Moll Dyer Drawing # 13

” Old, peaceful, magical herbalist woman who definitely prescribes herself medical marijuana to deal with all of the villagers shit! Oh, and she’s a cat lady. ” – So it took a while for my eyes to adjust to the obvious witch’s light… but that’s totally all there! and i kinda love that she has a blanket over her lil witchy legs!

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