The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie

Europes Oversized Omnivore Meets America’s Littlest Indian!

Now it’s been a while since we’ve done a VS so to refresh your memories. Rules are the same in that there really aren’t any. Have fun with it and submit your own creation and we’re good. But for VS we do ask that while the combatants don’t have to be wrestling, they should be involved in some sort of competitive or cooperative effort.

Now any of you who’ve been around for a while know I like my VS horribly lopsided size wise, and this is no exception. The Ogre is the monolithic, hideous to behold, people eating threat from European folklore. You can see the full description and see what was created originally here.

As for the Pukwudgie, well he’s like the tiny Indian swiss army knife of the woodlands of america’s eastern seaboard. Master of magic, archery, turning into half a porcupine and assorted other tricks of the tiny native American trade. You can read all about his antics here, but mostly just know they are roughly 2-3 ft tall, gray with large noses, lips and ears and while undersized, not generally they type to triffle with!

I’m busy as hell with a few house projects, we’ve got two beasts to include and since it hasnt seemed to be hurting participation, I’m going to let this roll two weeks again. The new people and the underdogs will continue to be given an unfair advantage come judgement time, and by no means is artistic talent the only criteria for judgement so have fun with it!

judgement Is Complete

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 14

the First Place Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry

See, if you listen really close, you can hear it. The world just got a lil bit better! I mean I have no idea if that face is asking “where did that damn pukwudgie go?” or if that’s an expression of pure sloth-like joy? but I know I like it!

Judge’s Commentary – Ok so this one’s not from a newbie, but it’s been a while since cate won and dammit… How can I not… so much confusion, I mean is that a bellow? if so why? sadness? joy? lost pukwudgie? Look at those ogre boobs (ogoobs?) and that horrendous toof spacing? It’s like you made this just to make me happy and I appreciate that!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 15

the Second Place Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry

Now is the “again” a question of preference or a demand for action? I can see this working both ways, but pretty sure my confusion illustrates exactly the need for safe words other than “no” in said situations… and dammit when isnt a bunny suit great?

Judge’s Commentary – I mean mostly, cause I don’t understand it, secondly cause rabbit suits are cool and thirdly cause it makes me think of Ace Ventura 2, and while I have to admit that’s a movie that hasn’t really stood the test of time… dammit when he gets speared in the thighs… it was funny in like 1995 or whenever that was!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 5

the Third Place Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry

So as much as I wanna pick on this heavy browed ogre’s understanding of how good relationships work, I think I’m more entertained that our lil pukwudgies idea of fixing things involves an arrow to the face… cause while I’m not and expert, I’m pretty sure that’s not how things are supposed to work either!

Judge’s Commentary – So first off, extra points for your first drawing, and welcome! I’m entertained that both you and the second place artist decided that arrows should be shot differently than previously determined best… how sad as the cute lil ogre with no self respect? and How F’ing cute is that sad lil ziggyesque pukwudgie? though I gotta say, randomly, i sorta want him to have some silly tall ass moccasins…

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 1

the Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry # 1

Lesson to be learned here: Never try and nuzzle a pukwudgie like an adorable fuzzy rabbit against your cheek without permission! Great hand stitched ogrecoat btw!

The Ogre Vs the Pukwudgie Entry # 2

The Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry # 2

The littlest ones are always such bullies! God that ogre is adorable… though am I the only one seeing Bob Belcher in his torso?

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 3

The Ogre Vs Pukwudgie Entry # 3

Man MBW as a full on entertainment network? even I havent taken the dream that far yet! I like it. Now ignoring how F’ing sweet your pukwudgie looks and how genuinely they seem to be into hi-jinx and adventures… I wanna talk details… which one’s the messy one? what kind of wacky neighbors are we working? Is the theme song uptempo or dramatic? (I btw have already answered all those questions in my head)

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 4

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 4

Haha man this one makes me cringe a lil, the ol’ I’m accidentily gonna drive this poison tipped arrow into mine own eye whilst smashing this annoyingly pointy backed and pouty lip perching Indian schtick! Plus they both have great lack of empathy in their respective eyes!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 6

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 6

What fantastic disinterested ogre eyes! And while we’re talking expressions doesn’t it almost feel like that pukwudgie is still trying too hard to laugh this off, like there’s no way you’re really gonna eat me… I suppose, at least he’s got a positive attitude all the way to the end!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 7

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 7

Ahhhh the old “you brought a dreamcatcher to a club fight” trope! The real question is whether thats even a bad call… I mean without dreams and something to aspire to what are we but hideous ogr….. oh?… hmmmm? yeah bad weapon choice!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 8

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 8

I’m mean, let’s be honest, there’s almost nothing signifying that this is a pukwudgie, and that large fella there is most definitely a dick with an axe and a turtleneck sweater… But hey, who’s counting!?!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 9

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 9

Haha dammit now I’m going to be guessing all day what those ingredients are? two cups cheese? I mean that’s a lot of cheese, but pukwudgies are lean? maybe you need it for richness and mouthfeel? or maybe its the healthy option, chard? or even better maybe it’s like one of those silly 5 minute recipes?…. one pukwudgie, 2 cups canned chowder, garnish and done!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 10

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 10

You know its one of the most frustrating things about wrestlers, they never learn…. I mean how hard is it to, just before you launch into your devastating frog splash, to check to see if your opponent has huddled down and magically transformed into a porcupine… but I suppose that is an ogre and they aren’t famed for their wit….

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 11

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 11

I absolutely love how small the “lil buddy” caption is…. not sure if its meant as a ref to how small his buddy is or if it’s coming from a small minded ogre or if its just to visually show the weight difference in an ogre’s loving trust and the hurt that rock that bastard pukwudgie just threw at him will cause! Regardless, great ogre teef!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 12

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 12

Did that ogre just eat all of a beaver short of its tail? And I wonder what kind of magical ogre hallucinogens he’s on to be aware the pukwudgie is there behind him while he stares deep into the depths of his own soul! I mean maybe the pukwudgie is really just him???

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 13

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 13

So every once in a while folks decide to go a different direction, but send me a copy of the creation they bailed from to share… This would be one of those instance, but I figure if i get to chuckle at an over-boobed ogre doing a magic inspired tiptoe dance for tips… well the rest of you should too! I mean look at that ogre! Like a delicate moth, barely touching the ground!

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 16

The Ogre Vs The Pukwudgie Entry # 16

Man! It’s that casual downward glance that says it all… he just realized that besides their differences, they’ve been doing things together a lot lately, maybe it’s not just for convenience anymore… maybe they’re actually becoming friends!

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