the Tauret

The Big Breasted Egyptian Hippo of Fertility

Now not only was Tauret the legendary Egyptian goddess of fertility and child birth but it was also her daily duty to rebirth the sun aaaaand to rebirth the souls of those passed into the underworld. Now if you were to ask me that’s a hell of a lot of birthing to deal with in a day, but perhaps that’s why this weeks hero is assembled from a combination of what reads like a of the Nile’s most bad ass.

Tauret is a Pregnant hippopotamus who stands on two legs, has large human breasts, the tail of a crocodile oh yeah and those aforementioned legs… they’re from a lion…. occasionally she has cow horns, carries and ankh or sports a headdress that represents the sun. Supposedly Tauret is always present in the birth chamber, where in typical mama hippo fashion she scares away demons or types that would wander too close or harm the mother or child.

I’ll finish this weeks description with the random fun fact that her image was most commonly used to adorn egyptian milk jugs where the milk poured from and open hole in the nipple of the relief… with that I ask you to gather your scribbling instruments and get to it!

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Your drawings of Tauret will be due by midnight the evening of Friday the 16th… 123 Draw!

The Tauret Entry # 5

The First Place Tauret Entry

God (and apologies to all who have them) outties just freak me out… Even cartoon ones! But the floating, bouncing, joyful, balloon-like quality of this pooch is pretty amazing… and what is it about hippos that they look so good purple?

Judge’s Commentary – You know there’s just so much fun here I couldnt pass it up… from the walleyed hippo boobs to the seemingly weightless but enormous mass of smiles and hugs… sometimes you just need a happy pregnant hippo!

The Tauret Entry # 10

The Second Place Tauret Entry

Haha, god the draping or whatever you call draping with bra straps is pretty amazing… hell you know what, the whole thing is pretty amazing cause i swear it makes me feel a lil drunk… plus I’m always a fan of female Gremlin hand!

Judge’s Commentary – And sometime you just need a sad pregnant hippo! Man she is gonna make such a good bitter waitress hippo later in life!

The Tauret Entry # 8

The Third Place Tauret Entry

Why do I suddenly want Raisin Bran Crunch so bad? and to make babies! ha! God those big dumb Stympy eyes. I like that with a lil tweaking it could make a great/bad 90s style tribal tattoo, and I love that she looks a lil like she’s pooping!

Judge’s Commentary – Super torn between this and number two this week, but since i seem to be alternating between happy and sad, and this one includes the happy cool-daddy sun as crotch sensor, this one gets the nod… plus I’m pretty sure it’s eyes are eating my soul!

Tauret Entry # 1

The Tauret Entry # 1

Haha, is it my suspicious nature or does she have a devastating right hook cocked and ready to deliver to the first young man who answers her call? And i hadn’t even considered how entertainingly transgendery some of these are going to be with the adorable hippo/manatee whiskers coupled with the long elegant pachydermic lashes!

Tauret Entry # 2

Tauret Entry # 2

So sometimes this style just works in a magical unintended, beauty of the stroke and shape kinda way… but here’s a weird thing… given you can only see one of the later so its hard to prove but i think the eyes and nipples are both focused on the exact same thing outside of frame, and I wanna know what holds that kinda allure!

Tauret Entry # 3

Tauret Entry # 3

We’ve got another young’n a playing! It’s funny with what seemed to be reflecting breasts, it took me a second to grasp what exactly was happening there at the bottom but its pretty obviously a Tauret happily assisting with a birth… and while I will probably never have to deal with this situation from that perspective, I like to think while perhaps not the responsible choice, a smiling hippo in a headdress would be a hell of a lot more fun than a masked up doctor in scrubs…

The Tauret Entry # 4

The Tauret Entry # 4

Tube tops and pregnant hippos, they just sorta seem like they were made for each other… And I’m sure she’s scaring away the occasional birthing demon… but what about her own demons… with addiction? Ha!

The Tauret Entry # 6

The Tauret Entry # 6

“He did not care any more… life and death… the same. Only that the crowd would be there to greet him with howls of lust and fury. He began to realize his sense of worth… he mattered. In time, his victories could not easily be counted… ” – Haha, sorry for some reason, this reminded me of the montage of sweet ass pit fighting costumes in the original Conan!

The Tauret Entry # 7

The Tauret Entry # 7

And the marker makers of the world took stock of their dwindling supplies and there was much rejoicing As they turned their dusty machines back on! I don’t know that we’ve had a good serial drawing since the ogre/grindylow crossover of aught 13! but i do know that I really wish teeth stayed in better upon impact!

The Tauret Entry # 9

The Tauret Entry # 9

Ha! You know I’m not sure whether it’s the gabby nurse stereotype, or those freaking lion legs hanging over the stirrups, but dammit i got a solid chuckle from this one! Someone give that hippos some drugs!

The Tauret Entry # 11

The Tauret Entry # 11

And Polly stood expectantly in the corner hoping that her new pilgrim collar would gain her the acceptance that she had not yet gained from the rest of the naked pig bird flock… hahaha… God and you know somehow this thing is the most Egyptian looking one we have?

The Tauret Entry # 12

The Tauret Entry # 12

(begin conehead impersonation) Chew-Ing Gum? (end conehead impersonation) Yes a welcome return from an old vet! I so want this one to move in that no limb movement, forward directed, stop motion hover style that will always be popular amongst art school kids. And intended of not, it’s pretty great that you have the 1970s smiley face hidden in plain site!

The Tauret Entry # 13

The Tauret Entry # 13

Maybe it’s an issue I need to work on personally, but I swear everything this artist has ever drawn I want to dress in Wellies, rain gear and feed marmalade to…. Ha! I mean how cute are those pinpoint eyes and lil puffbal sleeves?

The Tauret Drawing # 14

The Tauret Drawing # 14

Hahaha! So i have no idea what’s going on there but I can safely say I’m glad i don’t have to clean it up! And points for somehow triggering the memory that i need to re-watch “from beyond” again soon!

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