The Batsquatch

Washington State’s Flying Monkey

Hailing from the American Northwest, Batsquatch is the name given to a legendary species of large nocturnal primates said to sport the wings of a pterodactyl or enormous bat. As if the Wizard of Oz tie in wasn’t obvious enough already, humorously, they are said to be tinted on the purple side of the spectrum. They are occasionally blamed for the disappearance of livestock (what beast isn’t these days) but beyond that very little is known other than they are big 4-7 feet tall, hairy and kinda scary… Keep in mind this part of the country is forest rich mountainous and I’ve heard tale that it’s just covered in weed, so while there’s plenty of space for this beast to hide it could always just be misidentified flying bears….

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is little Katie Calihan, Yoga teacher, colorist, baker, distance runner and long time and varied beast submittor!
 

The Batsquatch Entry # 11

The Batsquatch Entry # 11

I like that they’re coming in in similar batches, first we had the cow wave, now we’re on to the chest patches with only a hint of cow… no denying that this dude is adorable but i do question how he ties that bow with those teeny bear arms…

Judge’s Commentary

Because like myself, this artist felt that the Batsquatch was less scary, and more cute & cuddly. Though one must wonder how cute & cuddly it is if it can swallow a whole cow. So I would hug with caution

The Batsquatch Entry # 4

The Batsquatch Entry # 4

So did he miss the cow and only get the bell or does he have said bovine by the tip of the ear? regardless Great creepy tree and that cave full of eyes is kinda cracking me up and i love his lil Batsquatch tongue

Judge’s Commentary

It’s the cows face that got me on this one. His complete look of surprise/bewilderment is priceless. Is he surprised that the Batsquatch has taken him? Or, is he bewildered that he’s in this strange place that a cow clearly doesn’t belong? Either way, it’s left me guessing for quite sometime.

The Batsquatch Entry # 3

The Batsquatch Entry # 3

At first I saw really happy and really really sad…then i paused… cause it looks a little to me like they’re singing and if they are singing it’s a remarkably different picture… Great bull butt btw!

Judge’s Commentary

Chips right, at first, it’s happy & sad. Then, it does sort of look like their singing. But, at a third glance, it occurred to me. That Batsquatch is about to blow a blood vessel in his eye and that cow is laughing at his feeble efforts to pick him up. Perfection.

The Batsquatch Entry # 1

The Batsquatch Entry # 1

NANANANANANANANA BATSQUATCH! You know some might argue that there is no way in hell a monkey could ever be that cute, but I for one am impressed, and his complete lack of arms makes me pretty happy!

The Batsquatch Entry # 2

The Batsquatch Entry # 2

I mean if there’s gonna be a hidden species, it’s going to need a food source to sustain its breeding populations… and why not geoduck?, its a giant clam that looks like a ween! Two great….wait… nevermind!

The Batsquatch Entry # 5

The Batsquatch Entry # 5

Hells yes you are now quick break batman’s back so you can make little James sad! I will always be a fan of the monochromatic silouhette, well maybe not always, but usually.. and interesting choice with the all caps old english!

The Batsquatch Entry # 6

The Batsquatch Entry # 6

B-Squatch just got back from Portland. If it wasn’t such a short trip he would’ve taken his Subaru. Today he’s gathering some medicinal foliage. B-Squatch uses it for his anger management issues. He gets pissed off when people make fun of his ears and his sense of style.

The Batsquatch Entry # 7

The Batsquatch Entry # 7

Bully Batsquatch alert! I’m torn that’s a pretty fantastic Batsquatch and he’s got funny exposed bits great sideburns and a pretty outstanding tail… but I’m kinda falling in love with that freaking cow!

The Batsquatch Entry # 8

The Batsquatch Entry # 8

Nothing comes between the batsquatch and his weed! That’s a pretty amazing little face on this dude, and how cool is it that his wings/arms are that uncomfortably high! Again I’ll say…weed leaves really hard to doodle!

The Batsquatch Entry # 9

The Batsquatch Entry # 9

HaHa, this is another one of those where i read the caption before i could see the full pic and it scared me… but there’s just a happy lil cow down there! Best use of the pink marker in weeks! Plus how cool would it be if he was your “guy”

The Batsquatch Entry # 10

The Batsquatch Entry # 10

For a dude that decked out in weed you’d think he’d be less tense… there is a serious amount of energy in those lines. I like that his wings are kinda upside down and he reminds me of Fozzy Bear!

The Batsquatch Entry # 12

The Batsquatch Entry # 12

Oh no! another victim of ghost claw/limb syndrome! This little guys eagerness and random ass hair swoop are kinda cracking me up, though perhaps he could benefit from some big ass feet to make him a little bit squatchier.

The Batsquatch Entry # 13

The Batsquatch Entry # 13

Ha! so a couple questions, is he hanging from a floating rock or is that a picturesque cliff? and is that a tail or a ween cause it sorta looks way weenier than taily? My favorite part by far is the rebel cow of the heard.

The Batsquatch Entry # 14

The Batsquatch Entry # 14

Why hello electric Batsquatch! you remind me oddly of the Wattage Waster from those old ass spider man public service commercials and nicely metal what with the black background and dueling raised arms! Again great nipples!

The Batsquatch Entry # 15

The Batsquatch Entry # 15

I do so love when they come hurtling towards us! Those are some gnarly ass fingers and one hell of a gummy smile… and I almost want another tinier Batsquatch to be living in those cave like nostrils!

The Batsquatch Entry # 16

The Batsquatch Entry # 16

Here’s to dreaming Well shit that’s just adorable! Great teeth all the way around and I’m a big fan of the slight exaggerations in that little dude… intentional or not… and such teeny teeny feet!

The Batsquatch Entry # 17

The Batsquatch Entry # 17

It’s so funny upon first glance it looks kinda like a front and back view from a dungeon masters monster guide, but then you read the caption and it’s so devastatingly sad… It made me chuckle pretty good!

The Batsquatch Entry # 18

The Batsquatch Entry # 18

Here’s to a unique take and possibly the most overtly dangerous of the bunch! Those ball innards are pretty fantastic and I sorta wish I had some silver paint pens… or is that nail polish or something? Regardless, it sparkles!

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