This Sasquatches Fleas are Vietnamese!
So Destination Truth is back on for the summer season, so that means I don’t even have to scour the internet for new beasts. Last week, Josh Gates and team traveled to Vietnam in search of that regions Bigfoot legend and came back with a pretty impressive footprint.
Said beast is rumored to live in the mostly unexplored Ke Bang National Park, which is one hell of a thick jungle near the Laos border riddled with giant caves, snakes, tigers and other fun stuff. He fits somewhere in you standard Squatch description, large (nearly seven feet) excessively hairy except for his knees, soles of his feet and face, generally colored gray to black. What makes him somewhat unique is that he is alleged to be quite aggressive, charging, hooting , hollering, screaming and famed for chasing would be explorers from their habitat. Over the years there have been many theories from a long lost surviving neanderthal tribe, to your standard magical forest spirit. I’ll let you make that call.
And one last thing before you begin, (just because I know I’m asking for it with this one)… just pause for a second and ponder if your idea is actually horribly racist or merely Airplane level racist. I’m not gonna stop you but know if it’s the first, you might be a horrible person. Ok kids… ready… set…draw!
Our Judge this week is The Rev Axl Future, writer, wrestler and my role model in the art of knowing nearly useless, but entertaining things… He’s in Philly now but I still want him to open a sandwich shop, so worst case, i can hear about how good it is!…