The Bridge Troll

Norse Mythology’s Dimwittedest Toll Collector

So, his was Judge Mary Alice’s second choice to do and no chance I’m letting this one slide off forgotten. I’m guessing most all of you have some recollection of the “Three Billy Goats Gruff” the old nursery rhyme telling tale of the virtues of brains over brawn and teamwork… or if you wanna play contrarian, a story about scheming goats exploiting and murdering a less abled sad, hungry and friendless beast …

But so anyways you know this guy… you’ve seen him in your head, waiting under a bridge, being ugly, smelly, potentially hairy, big nosed, looking to eat whatever passes overhead, but not quite being smart enough to make anything happen the way he first envisioned it, and eventually meeting up with the business end of a particularly large goat and plummeting to his doom.

Just to give you a little background on trolls as a whole, they can vary in size from a few inches to nearly a mile high, they live alone or in small families and generally relate and share some visible characteristics to a certain aspect of the landscape, in our case this week Bridges, but it could just as easily be mountains, caves, forests etc. They are almost never mentioned as being helpful, they most definitely eat people and livestock, and deserved or not, they are pretty convinced you should pay them a toll.

judgement Is Complete

I’m trying to garner some newbies so I judged this pooch again, so know that certain things were looked upon favorably, some but not all of which were: early submissions, new artists, usage or ferns, and whether or not it made me laugh! And please pass the word along that being new or having never won previously is for at least the near future probably going to double your chances of winning…

Submissions for the Bridge Troll were due by midnight the evening of April 18th

The Bridge Troll Entry # 6

The First Place Bridge Troll Entry

Sweet! An anti-toll, troll! You know it’s pretty impossible for me to write a caption abouts filthies hobbits feets and not to instinctively just start adding the extra Gollum sss’s… Any ways, kinda great high contrast, troll from the dark ying yang play here, and i love his adorable lil toofess!

Judge’s Commentary – So pretty easy rationale, I said i was rewarding newbies, and what? you doubted me? crazy talk… Anyways Beyond this being this artists first foray into our realm, I kinda dig the morlock living in the shadows, scribble shade feel, I love the giant fungus toed Hobbit foot and I have said for years that there is a considerable shortage of mythical beast themed graffiti in America, so points for that too!

The Bridge Troll Entry # 1

The Second Place Bridge TrollEntry

Man for a lil while I swear all the dudes sporting the Bronson/Old timey strongman look were carrying around apples… I mean… maybe it was just one health conscious bald dude i saw repetitively but the idea of gangs of tonic swilling book tearing preaching the virtues of good squat form and a singlet always makes me smile, and since this drawing made me think of that… even though he has potentially the worst outtie I have seen in eons… he’s in a pretty good place!

Judge’s Commentary – So it’s a lil bit the Wimpy style, gladly paying me tuesday ‘stache… but mostly it’s the raised eyebrowed doubtful gaze over the nose of a dude who doesnt quite have the confidence to play the character his tats portray… I wish you luck in troll prison ya dumb gynecomastia stricken oaf!

The Bridge Troll Entry # 7

The Third Place Bridge Troll Entry

I mean really, can anything that reminds me of the scene in Labyrinth where Ludo sadly sits on the edge of the Bog of Eternal Stench just smelling smells be anything but great? And is that a bib or does he have some turkey style red hangy throat scrotum? Alls I know is that I will indeed, gladly shake that trolly hand sir!

Judge’s Commentary – So right off the bat, points for asymmetry, then it gets the abnormally large bicep points, but finally, this one hits especially close to home as all of those sharp and eye pokey teef and horns are remarkably reminiscent of my giant eyed pug chewing on a curled and pointy rawhide… so many points of potential eye poking, yet so much abandon!

The Bridge Troll Entry # 2

The Bridge Troll Entry # 2

I always draw em doing it wrong!!! I figured it wasnt fair that only E smith gets to do the silly lil explanatory captions… so I’m stealing it! And seriously, where could that many beings be going that far off in the middle of troll land? Supervolcano eruption? You’d think that would scare off your bridge flamingos no?

The Bridge Troll Entry # 3

The Bridge Troll Entry # 3

You know of all the imaginary things I’ve made from a cardboard box (no not a home… yet) I can’t say that I’ve ever thought of making a toll booth… I mean i can even remember pretending to have an old timey Photomat booth… but i guess that’s the difference in me and a troll… one puts a lot of weight in “tolls”! Ha! I do love how incredibly close to his eyes his ears are too.

The Bridge Troll Entry # 4

The Bridge Troll Entry # 4

Yes! Boogers! Everyone knows trolls love boogers! Plus this one has some crazy juxtaposition between the crayony/pencily scribbles and those delicate lil flowers for eyes!

The Bridge Troll Entry # 5

The Bridge Troll Entry # 5

Dammit if those sling topped giant buttoned overalls don’t do a really good job of accentuating this lil dude’s package… That being said I question whether he actually needs pants at all or is just hoping that you’ll drop yours! Excellent camely horns btw!

The Bridge Troll Entry # 8

The Bridge Troll Entry # 8

Remember when you drew a Sean-beast so sad that he broke his own legs trying to pull his own knees to his chest? I mean I get “self destructive” but the odds of developing a deadly clot from all that blood pooled in his ankles are high enough that he should really get that looked at! I am giving you great overgrown toenail points though!

The Bridge Troll Drawing # 9

The Bridge Troll Drawing # 9

If there’s one thing doing this for all these has changed about me, it’s possibly an evolving appreciation of warty undercarriages and giant mountain teeth! Plus I gotta commend you on a very spry looking lil bridge!

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