The Cockatrice

Serpents, Cocks and Looks That Can Kill

This is the first redo we’ve ever done, hopefully it doesn’t offend, and I’m sure I’ll hear quickly if it does, but a few of these old beasts seem worthy of raising up from the old “office only” versions to official online beasts so I’ve included a quick gallery of the old drawings for reference and we’re giving it a try.

So long ago there was a beast called a Basilisk, that was simply a reptile/snake with a crested head, that could kill not only with his venom, but with a touch, a breath and as the legends grew, eventually just a glance. Now for the sake of having two differing beasts to draw on two different weeks, we are holding the Basilisk as unique. But I feel it important that you know the back story and that the Cockatrice evolved from exaggeration of the Basilisk tale.

According to my reading Chaucer was the first to add the rooster head to the Basilisk, first coining it the Basilcock. But time went on and through numerous tellings the legend continued to evolve and its abilities and additional appendages were refined. Now, along with it’s serpentine body, it carried additional rooster parts, like legs claws and neck, it gained bat or dragon’s wings, the ability to spit fire, turn people to stone like a gorgon and eventually earned its own name and the Cockatrice was born

Oh and Cockatrices absolutely hate Weasels! Here’s what we came up with round about three years ago:

judgement Is Complete

our judge Our judge this week was Lyndsey Brockman, occasional beast draw-er and a damn fine Python developer! When I asked if she had anything to promote she went with two simple statements: I like cats: http://www.treehouseanimals.org and I also think lady developers are awesome: http://www.cwdevs.com/… And pretty sure there’s no arguing either of those, so thanks Lindsey!

The Cockatrice Entry # 6

The First Place Cockatrice Entry

Ha! this one just makes me laugh! I don’t care if you’re occasionally giving mr tree, I find your language rude and uncalled for… ha.. that’s not true at all btw.

Judge’s Commentary – Every time I scrolled past this one, I cracked up. And then I stopped for more than a second to really look at this drawing and realized how terrifying it was. That face will haunt my dreams and make me wary of venturing too far in forests, lest I hear a scary demon tree whisper “….COCK!”. 10/10 for laughs 10/10 for creepy.

The Cockatrice Entry # 8

The Second Place Cockatrice Entry

If someone wants to make a hack of the old Trogdor game that looks just like this I am relatively confident, that I would “burninate” weasels for easily a few hours… f’ing adorable weasels!

Judge’s Commentary – this guy is a total badass. That weasel is pleased as punch to die a fiery death at the hands of this boss. Also, diggin’ the colors and the spiky, ninja-star looking wings.

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The Third Place Cockatrice Entry

Yes! Your cockatrice is soooo fat when he sits around the drawing…. he sits aROOOUUnd the drawing! Also I bet he smells like fritos!

Judge’s Commentary – You know, everyone thinks that being a Cockatrice is all fun and games. But having to go around, being a murder machine and hating on weasels can really wear on your spirits. I just want to hug this bummed out Cockatrice so bad. But maybe that’s what it wants me to do… Dammit, you sneaky bastard!

The Cockatrice Entry # 1

The Cockatrice Entry # 1

You know I spent a hell of a lot of time fussing about the location of the cloaca on what is essentially a dick in a chicken hat, sitting in a chair, drinking wine…

The Cockatrice Entry # 2

The Cockatrice Entry # 2

So this is either the beast that first inspired the ampersand or where chicken rings come from… but beyond all that can’t you just smell how much it hates weasels!

The Cockatrice Entry # 3

The Cockatrice Entry # 3

I gotta do this fast cause I’m pretty sure if i stare too long I’ll get hypnotized… that is one adorable soft dangling carrot of a beak on this dude! Would you look at the size of those inbred lil wings and gotta love any tail (or tale) that ends with a graboid mouth!

The Cockatrice Entry # 4

The Cockatrice Entry # 4

I demanded an explanation on this one and I’m pretty glad i did!

ok so…..
the head is aaron rogers since he’s the qb for the packers and that automatically makes him a cock lol. then i drew the claws for hands and feet.
the body is bob dylan. i dont really consider him a serpent, it just worked really well.
the wings are cigarette and chocolate ads since dragons make smoke and like chocolate….i’m not sure about the last one, but i like to think its been scientifically proven.
and then adam levin’s face is in the corner since he’s a weasel.

The Cockatrice Entry # 5

The Cockatrice Entry # 5

For some reason I’m reminded of that Doritos super bowl commercial with the charging pug! The real question is do I have to be afraid or do hollow bird bones make such a charge an empty threat? Though, weighted bones or not, I suppose I’m turning to stone for looking anyways…. Excellent cockerel speckling btw!

The Cockatrice Entry # 7

The Cockatrice Entry # 7

Man first day at cockatrice school kinda rocks! I’m especially fond of the lil peen shaped one with the angry eyes over there near bottom left!

The Cockatrice Entry # 9

The Cockatrice Entry # 9

Oh hells yeah! But you see the size of the fingers on that lil kid? I’m betting this is the old wolf in kids clothing who’s about to be eaten by a fuzzy caterpillar looking cockatrice scam!

The Cockatrice Entry # 10

The Cockatrice Entry # 10

Even though I’m assuming this is meant as a depiction of Cockatrice on weasel crime… a small part of me reads the expression in that beasts eyes as entirely different and makes me wanna to steal one of my all time favorite lines from Conan… He’s Conan the Cimmerian(in this case Cockatrice)…. He won’t cry. So I cry for him…

The Cockatrice Entry # 11

The Cockatrice Entry # 11

Yes! It only took me a year of near constant badgering, but I finally got my old partner in crime with this beast drawing thing to draw again… stupid agencies trying to keep my stupid friends too busy… My favorite part is how much you can see in his body language that he wants to raise his arms for a hug but he’s afraid someone will see and it’ll lessen his tough, ball throated exterior!

The Cockatrice Entry # 13

The Cockatrice Entry # 13

Ha! an adorable lil GutterTrice! And so Smiley! Can you imagine how hard it is to apply that many metal studs to a lapel with wings instead of hands… Now I know its blending niches even more than the Dead Kennedys but a lil bit I want that to be a Screeching Weasel Tee….

The Cockatrice Entry # 14

The Cockatrice Entry # 14

Well that’s a f’ing coincidence huh? I mean its not a SW tee but dammit if we ain’t talking the same family of Hang up hatin’ Weasels! No part of me doubts that the world would be a better place if this was available as a kite. imagine a litter filled abandoned lot full of kids smiling up at a sky full of these!

The Cockatrice Entry # 15

The Cockatrice Entry # 15

Well you have officially won the “best Halloween costume designed for Burt ever” contest, and if you drop off the tail, that is one hell of a wicked winged peen drawing!

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