The Original One-Eyed Monster
I’m going to guess that most of you know a lil something about a cyclops, whether it be Leela from Futurama, Harryhausen’s old timey stop motion beast from the Adventures of Sinbad or if you are super young, there’s always Mike from Monsters Inc… You get the point, there’s lots of em and if you’ve ever seen an elephant skull you know why…
Anyway back to the legend at hand! Cyclops are mythical humanoid monsters, they tend to be described as large, they have one eye, the Greeks said they worked giant forges beneath mountains, the Romans said they herded sheep… about the only other thing history can agree upon seems to be that they will crunch down on a person, horse or goat whenever the opportunity presents itself, so I leave the rest up to you!
Our judge this week is an old Playboy cohort and now Chief Operations Officer for the Larry Flynt empire… Mr Derek Meklir… I pulled him in because I figured we’d get 1000 penis drawings and I was pretty sure he’d take it in stride … and what do we get? creativity and artistic merit… you guys… anyways I forget exactly how he started in that industry, His brother in law is Mr Skin or something or maybe it was just his hatred for buttoning his shirts all the way to the top… regardless I’m glad to see him doing so well and I’d like to thank him for taking the time out of his boardroom and boob rich schedule to play, congratulate him on his recent engagement and to remind him that when he gets a new boat out west, I’ll take the one he has stored here ; )
