Come on already! Let’s See Some Lumberjack Slaughtering Rocket Squirrels!
Ok going back to the ever popular lumberjack legends for this one, and I’m pretty sure you could simply draw this round’s hero as a dotted line, so let’s see if any of you lazy nerds play along!
The Flitterbick legend comes from the northern woods of the American midwest…. Technically it has never actually been seen standing still, so no one really knows what it looks like… but we do have some descriptions based on educated guesses.
here’s what you’re working with
- Lives in the American Midwest
- Roughly squirrel sized and shaped
- Maybe it has flying squirrel style wings, maybe not
- Flies so fast it becomes a blur to the naked eye
- Collisions with flitterbicks are almost always fatal and leave little to no evidence beyond a widely scattered pile of death, gore and fur
Now sure, If you want to be cynical, there are things like fast flying birds and bugs that could probably explain the streaking blurs. And if you’ve ever seen what a cat does to a squirrel… well the exploded remains, those probably makes sense too… but tell that to the lumberjack with a supersonic squirrel bearing down on his face!!!
So there you go, odds are you know what squirrels look like. If you were ever a kid, odds are, you’ve already drawn lots of jet packs and dotted line projectiles. So channel that third grade you and get to doodling cause I’m a man with too many shirts and a want to laugh at some new drawings. You’ve got two weeks… well technically only one now! (now due midnight the evening of 10/12)!
Our winner for Battle Flitterbick, cause biomech duh!!! Nice to see you pop back in mr the grumbleputty, I’ll be in touch about your shirt soon.
Know that judgement is now law and to the victor go the spoils! And don’t forget, you can always send your drawings of a Flitterbick in late, you won’t win a shirt but I’ll gladly post it for everyone’s enjoyment!
