The Fungus Demon

He’s a Real Fun Guy!

 
So this is another one of those, not quite a legendary beast of myth weeks, but our judge this week has been integral in the “success” of this project moving online and requested a creature from Buffy canon, and we aim to please!
 
Now I’m going to assume most of you have some familiarity with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, whether it be from Paul Ruebens performing what is perhaps the best death scene in a movie to date, or carrying in the back of your mind that while the show might not have been to your tastes, it had a kinda rocking surf theme song. Our hero this week, really never made the limelight on the show and truthfully was only mentioned in a single line in the sex filled episode The Harsh Light of Day where it is revealed that Spike’s longtime partner in evil vampirism Drusilla is missing because she has left spike for… you guessed it, a Fungus Demon.
 
That’s really all we know, but I offer that fungus and demon are both powerful enough words to trigger a bit of creativity and the potential for globular beings should open the doors to our most “but I can’t draw”-iest of fans. So that’s it, make him handsome or disgusting, make him from dried shitakes or toadstools mold and gunk we don’t care, we just ask that where appropriate you don’t forget the stinklines!
 
our judgeOur Judge this week is Sarah Neurauter aka Sneurat. A very talented and eager Designer for web and print, chief recruiter of beast drawers and occasional holder of beast drawing parties, defender of animals big and small, Veeg and a friend! To her we owe thanks for contributors as varied as the many time champion ITNET1, to multitudes of dinner guests who are served blank paper and instruments of doodle to the time she actually made her dad draw. I’ve always appreciated her enthusiasm and I’m not sure that there has been a “seanist” portrait yet that hasn’t made me chuckle (beasts drawn to look like her boyfriend Sean). So show your thanks and get to it kids!
 
judgement Is Complete
 
Judge’s Special Mention: #1 & #6, excellent use of Sean-ist principles to bring your fungi demons to life. If mythical beast wars gives out gold stars, you each deserve 5 of them!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 13

The Fungus Demon Entry # 13

That last part seems such a popular demon refrain, and while I’m sure few fathers appreciate being told by a stranger of their daughters sexual activity, given the more modern mindset and the gammut of possible options for hellbound flesh flaying and skin rending penetration, it seems to me to have turned into a rather milquetoast burn at best…

Judge’s Commentary

the line work and use of negative space is lovely. He is mysteriously handsome and fungus-y all at once. I could see Drusilla falling for this guy!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 8

The Fungus Demon Entry # 8

“If he’s winning hearts, he’s gotta be dreamy, right?”…. Man he is kinda dreamy, what is that part morel? And fantastic 1985 surf t-shirt palette! I sorta wanna hang out with him, eat him and then go to the beach. Plus I’m a big fan of the pudgy almost hobbity ears and nose

Judge’s Commentary

I just keep coming back to this guy. His gaze and glow are nothing short of pure artistry. And there is a squishiness about him that kind of makes me gag, but it totally works.

The Fungus Demon Entry # 10

The Fungus Demon Entry # 10

Oh so much mystery! I mean at first I thought those were penguin arms, but I think they are more bow tie flaps, but which begs the question oh how he gets those various rulers or whatever fungus nerd tools he’s carrying about out of their neatly organized pouch. I also love that it looks like a chickenfoot handled custom megaphone!

Judge’s Commentary

This is one of those drawings were it got so much wrong that its nothing short of perfection. He was either drawn by a 5 year old, or a genius.

The Fungus Demon Entry # 1

The Fungus Demon Entry # 1

What with our chief Seanist relegated to judging this week, I just wanted to make sure the movement got represented, and since I’m not sleeping with the poor guy, I’m just going to apologize now and mention that in fact these portraits look almost nothing like him… plus I’m not sure the eyes are shifty enough… ; )

The Fungus Demon Entry # 2

The Fungus Demon Entry # 2

You gotta love when a bow tie knot is larger than it’s, what do you even call those? flaps? ears? anyways… while I request that no one follow this suggestion as unidentified mushroom consumption has killed many… I bet if you ate this dude you’d trip balls! And I’m especially fond of his cow colored camouflage!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 3

The Fungus Demon Entry # 3

My lord! look at the size of those molars! imagine the grains and bone that could be pulverized by those suckers! Too many eyes is always fun and who doesn’t love a lil demon snot! And I’m betting that’s the all powerful spore breath we are getting a rare glimpse of here, nicely played!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 4

The Fungus Demon Entry # 4

Oh it’s so disgusting! You can actually smell the rot decomposition and mold! ha! I kid, the “Sneurism” movement continues as a glorious foil to the Seanists. And I’m definitely giving extra points for the mushroom as beret and the snot colored drool is kinda fabulous though I’m calling the rodent teeth as a wee bit scary.

The Fungus Demon Entry # 5

The Fungus Demon Entry # 5

Yesss! So truly again no idea what’s going on but I’m going to hazard a guess that the lady might be Drusilla, and dammit Spike may be a decent looking guy but can you blame her for bailing for this furry ball of fun…gus! I love that i cant tell if his hands are on his junk or if that’s even his junk and how subtley shaded that lil bastards face is!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 6

The Fungus Demon Entry # 6

Ha! it came with the caption “ha ha” and I think I’m pretty comfortable leaving it at that!but it’s pretty great!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 7

The Fungus Demon Entry # 7

“There’s this thing on my toe, could you take a look?” Aaaaaah! so you know I try and respect any commercial that still uses hand drawn animation, but dammit if those ones for the pills with their lil speedy nail bed ripping fungi didn’t just bum me out… In contrast this guy seems more than content to rest in the crevices and slowly, patiently corrupt the nails… I can dig that… also, should I be concerned if my toe hair grows from a different knuckle?

The Fungus Demon Entry # 9

The Fungus Demon Entry # 9

I bet you will, you little adorable, towely voiced mushroom man! And don’t ask me why but i will always love a boneless limb like the ol’ baggy waving jobby on the right, and my brain can’t quite decipher if that’s all top lip or if there’s a long skinny nose in there too which sorta makes it all the better!

The Fungus Demon Entry # 11

The Fungus Demon Entry # 11

How cool is it that this one has official letterfold creases like it’s been carried around in a jacket pocket in a very important ribbon wrapped envelope to be opened only when smiles are intensely required! I’m calling the slightly depressed tall one is my favorite…

The Fungus Demon Entry # 12

The Fungus Demon Entry # 12

Hey I recognize those eyes! Seems our judge just couldn’t stay away, and you have to appreciate that sometimes the reflectivity of pencil in a photo just does some funny stuff I mean is that the light of god gently gleaming off those brows? It kinda looks that way…

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