Do Slurpee Straws Work Well For Goat Innards?
Made famous by a multitude of Discovery Channel specials, humorously named burrito restaurants and a seemingly never ending trail of drained goat husks across the American southwest into central America, El Chupacabra or the Goat Sucker has been rumored to be anything from space aliens to a coyote with mange.
Described as being about 3 feet tall, leathery green/gray skin, a row of spikes straight down the back, a forked tongue, enormous glowing red eyes, giant protruding fangs, smelling strongly of sulphur (farts) and is often said to hop around on its hind legs like a kangaroo. Oh did i mention he can hypnotize his victims and occasionally teleport? Regardless this lil guy has been the chief suspect in countless livestock killings where the victims are left, drained of all fluids with only a set of two or three small puncture wounds somewhere on the body. Some say he has hollow teeth to accomplish this, some say a hollow, mosquito like probiscus, I like to think he just carries a straw…
Our Judge this week Was the Clan Rodriguez! Clan leader, Hector was one of the original beast crew and a very talented designer at our previous employer. I don’t believe I’ve met all the kids, but humorously enough, I think I agree with their likes more than most grown up judges!
