The Green Man

Is that a mouthful of vegetation or are you just happy to…

So I was sad that no one reminded me of the 420 holiday earlier, so in typical stoner friendly site fashion we’re just going to do this a little late.

A Green Man is usually a representation of a face surrounded by or made from leaves. Branches or vines may sprout from the nose, mouth, nostrils or other parts of the face and these shoots may bear flowers or fruit.

Found in many cultures around the world, the Green Man is often related to natural vegetative deities springing up in different cultures throughout the ages. Primarily it is interpreted as a symbol of rebirth, or “renaissance,” representing the cycle of growth each spring. Some speculate that the mythology of the Green Man developed independently in the traditions of separate ancient cultures and evolved into the wide variety of examples found throughout history.

The Green Man appears in many forms, with the three most common types categorized as:

  • the Foliate Head – completely covered in green leaves
  • the Disgorging Head – spews vegetation from its mouth
  • the Bloodsucker Head – sprouts vegetation from all orifices.

Most of this description is swiped from wikipedia here’s the rest.

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the Green Man Entry # 11

the Green Man Entry # 11

Great balance of funny, pretty and creepy, which is surprisingly tough to pull off! I forget what those shirts are called but it’s fantastic. And once again digging that watercolor look.

the Green Man Entry # 4

the Green Man Entry # 4

Oh I’m digging it! A little wolfman/wookie-esque! I’d pay at least seven dollars if someone made this into a wall clock where the teeny human body was the pendulum… Eight if the teeny arms moved independently!

the Green Man Entry # 2

the Green Man Entry # 2

There’s a good Cornholio joke here but I’m just going with… I love brussel sprouts!
A fantastic showing! And such adorably tiny feet.

the Green Man Entry # 1

the Green Man Entry # 1

I’m taking it upon myself to use my entries to try and drag some of our old competitors back. So if you ride a pink bike and you’re working with a hole in your lung, this one’s for you! What you gonna do about it?

the Green Man Entry # 3

the Green Man Entry # 3

Green… now that’s a fun word… gaaa..reeeeeenn… meeteoor… meet..eee..oree…meteorrr……. I will never not love kermy.

the Green Man Entry # 5

the Green Man Entry # 5

Wow, it’s like watching the full Charlie Brown Xmas special in a seconds time… kinda roboty, kinda muppety, my favorite kinda hands and i swear if i look too long I get kinda cold!

the Green Man Entry # 6

the Green Man Entry # 6

So there’s a lot of good stuff in here, so much good stuff that I’ll let you leaf through (yessss) and pick your favorite bits after i call your attention to that mother f’ing crab claw popping out of his headband! Cause that’s mine.

the Green Man Entry # 7

the Green Man Entry # 7

Ha! straightforward and simple! I like it! And you’re not pulling anything over on me, I’d recognize Towely no matter how clever a disguise he wears!

the Green Man Entry # 8

the Green Man Entry # 8

Hell yes! Someone’s keeping the box of crayons out on the coffee table, I love the leafy nose and you can tell he’s supernatural by his incredibly strong calves, humans hate leg day!

the Green Man Entry # 9

the Green Man Entry # 9

Right on! Something about the way he’s got his arms positioned makes me think he’s playing the poorest excuse for a stand up bass ever! And I do love the mysterious plant hierarchy on the right!

the Green Man Entry # 10

the Green Man Entry # 10

Yes! Our very first sculpture! New ground broken! (literally) and it’s a cyclops Green Man to boot… and such a robust pagan belly! Bravo! Titled “Muddy McMudEye” cause if he had two… well you know…

the Green Man Entry # 12

the Green Man Entry # 12

Yes! the cutoff jean shorts make their triumphant return! Funny how those don’t bug me at all but the super deep V drives me mad! But the flower obviously signifies Green Man Mating season, and sometimes you just gotta go over sexy!

the Green Man Entry # 13

the Green Man Entry # 13

Fun marker work! And i love the little touches like the red-wing and crown of thorns that give it some depth! Plus it shares it’s silhouette with a mushroom cloud and that’s kinda cool.

the Green Man Entry # 14

the Green Man Entry # 14

Titled “nananananananananaGreeeenMaaaaan!” So vibrant! And totally makes me want to thwaaack some pollutants or poachers or other such nemisi of nature!

the Green Man Entry # 15

the Green Man Entry # 15

I assume he’s a tree and not broccoli but I almost think it’s funnier the other way, but then I suppose you lose the audience’s empathy cause for some reason everyone still hates broccoli… I do love me those socks though!

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