Our first Installment of 2020’s Alien Winter!
So maybe aliens aren’t what you would consider a pure mythical beasts… but if you want this thing to go on forever, we’re going to have to stretch every once in a while… so we’re doing the three most popular types of aliens encountered… and starting off with Hollywood’s favorites the Greys.
So as long as you weren’t born in like 1940 and think aliens are all “little and green”, Greys are kinda of what most people imagine when you say aliens. Giant glassy eyes, long thin necks and arms, short often potbellied bods atop wee lil legs. Think Communion, Roswell, hell even though he’s the wrong color ET or my personal fav, Meathead from Meatballs 2… they’re all what you’d consider a grey.
Now there’s 1000 reasons folks say they’re here, to steal our water, to breed with humans, to share tech or warn us from dangerous futures… Hell I’ve always liked the “like visiting the zoo” theory… but mostly, just know they like to materialize and shuffle around the foot of your bed as you drift off to sleep, speak directly into your brain and are big fans of probing stuff and unplanned vacations!
So here’s what you’re working with
- From space, or hollow earth, or hell… maybe under the ocean…
- Have enormous heads with tiny mouths but giant glassy black eyes
- Generally between 3 and 5ft tall
- Covered in pale sickly looking gray skin, some theorize its a space suit
- Has stubby lil duck waddlin legs
- has long ass thin arms tipped with long ass hands
- Literally terrified me as a kid!
You’ve got two weeks, send us your best (or worst) Grey Alien drawing and we’ll throw a free shirt at our favorite!
I mean you knew this was coming, you can’t draw a perfectly rounded, high gloss alien pooper and not get rewarded and plus you get props for the self inclusion!
So Know that judgement is now law and to the victor go the spoils!I’ll be in touch about your shirt and thanks to all who drew. And don’t forget, you can always send your drawings of a Grey in late, you won’t win a shirt but I’ll gladly post it for everyone’s enjoyment!
