The Gumberoo

Going back to the always fun “fearsome creatures” of lumberjack lore for this one! Gumberoo’s are large mostly hairless bear like beasts that live in the American Pacific Northwest (they have prominent eyebrows and wispy beards). Rarely seen and famed for its toughness and voracious appetite. The Gumberoo is covered in a thick rubbery hide that will send a charging elk back on his rump and return a bullet directly between the eyes of the shooter (also it’s noted that it is impervious to angry hornets)!

Now you may think to yourself, hey… tough and woodsy… nearly impenetrable… being a Gumberoo doesnt sound all bad… but you forget their one very important weakness… they are incredibly flammable and the slightest spark will cause them to explode without warning. Offering an explanation for both the rarity of said animals and reason for the loud reports and the smell of burning rubber that often accompanies forest fires in the region.

Submissions Are Closed For Judgement!

our judgeOur Judge this week is the Portland version of Scotty Jasinski! Longtime contributor to the site and member of team Sneurat. He’s judged for us before, but never with what I would assume is the thoroughly altered worldview one develops when immersed in spores, pine pollen and moisture on a daily basis! For those of you who don’t know him, here’s a collection of his contributions. And those of us who who do, will just wish him continued luck in his new surroundings, and remind him to draw more!

The Gumberoo Entry # 10

The First Place Gumberoo Entry

Haha! Dammit I know this one is good because there’s a part of me that just wants to punch it! I’m not sure maybe its the saddle bags, maybe it’s the armbanded nano, or maybe it’s that he enjoys riding his bike up hills so much? Actually I never thought of this… is he so happy cause he has explosive ass jets? If so, that’s pretty great!

Judge’s Commentary – This one I felt encompassed the PNW the most out of all of the entries (it had the most trees). The icing on the cake for me was the power line across the sky. Nice touch, definitely playing up to the judge on this one.

The Gumberoo Entry # 1

The Second Place Gumberoo Entry

Oh no! F*cking media and it’s power to destroy the self image of our youths… I thought it was a bear with a popsicle at first… but in fact that’s him shaving off his only source of warmth to fit in and odds are he’s flammable cause he’s so jacked full of krokodil to kill the hunger pains he’s probably half kerosene.

Judge’s Commentary – The Gumberoo just lacks much expression that it lets the mind run wild. The guilt the poor guy has in to shaving his wonderful coat…

The Gumberoo Entry # 4

The Third Place Gumberoo Entry

The message it came with simply said “He’s Exploding!” which made me laugh and also saves me the trouble of having to circle the long away around saying “this is literally the hottest picture of a bear in a tutu I’ve ever seen… literally!” (insert boos here)… In other news, I sorta love those bees!

Judge’s Commentary – The bees and tutu were just awesome on this one.

The Gumberoo Entry # 2

The Gumberoo Entry # 2

hahaha! he’s so intense! Not sure what it is that makes me feel wrestling outfit in this one… first i was leaning ultimate warrior with the golden arm bands and the aforementioned intensity, but dammit if that beard is not solidly in the camp of Jim the Anvil Neidhart! Watch out for those forearm smashes kids!

The Gumberoo Entry # 3

The Gumberoo Entry # 3

Damn you and your shopping cart inclusion making me laugh! You gotta love when backfat rolls like a series of sow teets, the flammable tramp stamp is great though I would have also accepted an image of a bomb with an arrow down or even “da bomb”. And how ’bout our hapless victim’s core strength… he’s trunk is staying arrow straight right to the very end!

The Gumberoo Entry # 5

The Gumberoo Entry # 5

You know I had every intention of this being a hobo lookin Gumberoo huffin a rag-full of petrol… but I’m relatively confident that instead I’ve drawn Pinky eating a deliciously fragrant taco…ZnNAAAaaaaarf!

The Gumberoo Entry # 6

The Gumberoo Entry # 6

It’s got the head of a scarred yet good natured, Pliskin-esue action hero and the body of a sexy cubist nude… I’m sold!

The Gumberoo Entry # 7

The Gumberoo Entry # 7

So I’m not entirely sure cause those could just be the kinda eyes John from Garfield has… but I have a wide eyed pug here at casa de beast and dammit if this doesnt read as pensive as hell! A whole forest full of dangers and this poor guy ends up holding the “I’m Explosive” card… never a fun spot to be.

The Gumberoo Entry # 8

The Gumberoo Entry # 8

In the future, all trans ams are painted baby blue and have this decal covering the hood as a testament to their explosive power under the hood and also as a symbol of appreciation of cats!

The Gumberoo Entry # 9

The Gumberoo Entry # 9

So I’m going to have to give you a c- for direction following what with the lush furry coat disguising our heros form… but on the other side… few Hanna Barbera characters taught young me more about the raw explosive power of emotion than Captain Caveman so I’m gonna give extra credit for that far reaching, but reasonably accurate correlation!

The Gumberoo Entry # 11

The Gumberoo Entry # 11

Now maybe it’s just this one’s proximity to number 10 that first makes my brain think this is another reference to explosive flatulence? Cause really it could work pretty well as an anti McDs campaign… what with the arches soaked in murder and our impervious hero deflecting the attacks of corporate interests with his rubbery back just to bring us the truth?… ha… im still going with farts!

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