the Hobgoblin

I Don’t Need No Stinking Clothes

Hobgoblins seem to be small, hairy little men who—like their close relative, brownies—are often found within human dwellings, doing odd jobs around the house while the family is lost in sleep. Such chores are typically small deeds, like dusting and ironing. Oftentimes, the only compensation necessary in return for these was food. Attempts to give them clothing would often banish them forever, though whether they take offense to such gifts or are simply too proud to work in new clothes differs from teller to teller.

While brownies are more peaceful creatures, hobgoblins are more fond of practical jokes. They also seem to be able to shape-shift, and like all of the fae folk, hobgoblins are easily annoyed. When teased or misused excessively, brownies become boggarts—creatures whose sole existence is to play tricks and cause trouble for people. They can be mischievous, frightening, and even dangerous, and they are very difficult to get rid of.

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judgement Is Complete

our judgeThis week’s judge was Playboy’s Art Curator and Resident Mythical Beast Artist, Aaron Baker! His word is law! See the results below!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 17

The First Place Hobgoblin Entry

Oh you are so gonna get us fired! Kids close your eyes! This one came with the caption “Some hobgoblins have boundary issues!” And I’m not gonna deny there is some great color work deep in there!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 5

The Second Place Hobgoblin Entry

Not a bad week for penises so far! i suppose technically this is a drawing of a drawn penis but still… and there’s something magically ironic in a sharpie being drawn in pencil.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 11

The Third Place Hobgoblin Entry

Maybe it’s just cause it’s early, but dammit if this one doesn’t feel especially serene. Nice zen-like line quality on the pubes!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 1

The Hobgoblin Entry # 1

Amazing what a “g” does to a word! Nice action in this one, points for reminding me of Army of Darkness, and extra points for the shoe stitching!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 2

The Hobgoblin Entry # 2

I’m assuming he is hobgobling with the faucet sprayer in hopes of a surprise watery facial… that or he’s just remembering the gelfling getting its essence sucked out by the Dark Crystal both make me equally happy!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 3

The Hobgoblin Entry # 3

This one sort of reminds me of a Palahniuk book….In the the next frame the hobgoblin slips in own peen goo, the bag of whoopie flies into the air to land who knows where and the precious booze mingles with aforementioned goo on the floor…

The Hobgoblin Entry # 4

The Hobgoblin Entry # 4

Hi I’m from the perfectly rounded nipple society, would you like to touch my tac, or perhaps stroke my single braid?

The Hobgoblin Entry # 6

The Hobgoblin Entry # 6

Have i mentioned I’m unemployed now? Prolly spent a little more dedicated portfolio building time on this than i should have, and sadly the only reason he’s peenless is poor paper planning.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 7

The Hobgoblin Entry # 7

If I were there with you hobgobly buddy, I’d scratch your back… but from this distance that flash makes your belly shine like a star.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 8

The Hobgoblin Entry # 8

I opened this, I laughed. I went back to the couch, thought about it and laughed again. So I had to put it up. I assume that’s ice cream.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 10

The Hobgoblin Entry # 10

Man those are some meaty buttocks! Here’s hoping those aren’t the giant squid’s shorts or there’s gonna be all sorts of fit issues.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 9

The Hobgoblin Entry # 9

Something else i discovered while doing this, it seems anything vaguely chicken shaped makes me laugh. What really gets me is that the hobgoblin’s butt is seemingly self aware.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 12

The Hobgoblin Entry # 12

It’s pretty funny how a few little touches suddenly make this one feel English as hell. Though I’m still trying to figure if its’ a boobsome hob standing in a fancy lass dress or a lazy one in drag reclined on a fancy ass chair?

The Hobgoblin Entry # 13

The Hobgoblin Entry # 13

I worry a little that the traditional hobgoblin cloth wrapped shoes and the job at hand may not be a fantastic match… but what do I know… again I’m assuming ice cream, so it’s possible it doesn’t matter.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 14

The Hobgoblin Entry # 14

Man, hitting all points of the palate! A little sweet, a little salty, a little spicey, a little sad, and a little Twilight thrown in for the young’ns… I like!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 15

The Hobgoblin Entry # 15

I’m going to guess that there’s not a human on earth that’s going to grab your finger when you have giant joystick nipples as an alternative option. And he’s wearing Crocs! Very practical!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 16

The Hobgoblin Entry # 16

Hobgoblins have trended so dirty, this one was like a little lime sorbet! Smiles, bubbles, some remarkable curls and potentially the most innocent looking ween we’ve seen thus far! Bravo!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 18

The Hobgoblin Entry # 18

It’s got those crazy Scooby Doo ghost painting eyes, I mean they don’t move, but they don’t not move either. Points for the best Star Trek feel with fewest lines.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 19

The Hobgoblin Entry # 19

Ha! Excellent Body texture on this one! Just looking at it you know he feels like a sh#tty beard! And man it seems I love crazy eyes in the morning, like getting woken up by a pug!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 20

The Hobgoblin Entry # 20

Cop ‘staches are notoriously hard to pull off! I like that the bindle polka dots match his boils/bumps, and with the MD 20/20 bottle in the background it could be an ad for or against booze.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 21

The Hobgoblin Entry # 21

I have no doubt this is the last picture on the disposable camera they found with the body… and is that butt taunting me?

The Hobgoblin Entry # 22

The Hobgoblin Entry # 22

It’s like a perpetual humor machine! Try it, look at it, it’ll make you happy, look away for a while and look back, and I swear it gets funnier! I see no reason why this shouldn’t be a billboard for Dekalb.

The Hobgoblin Entry # 23

The Hobgoblin Entry # 23

A good stern looking Hob to round out this weeks battle, though I also imagine this is exactly what you’d see if you hugged a hobgoblin and didn’t turn your head!

The Hobgoblin Entry # 24

The Hobgoblin Entry # 24

And in just under the wire! I’m entertained with the concept that no matter where the dude from #17 goes to bed he has hobgoblems ! Great butt on the bottom left!

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