the Lernaean Hydra

The Multiheaded Serpent From The Lake of Lerna

The Lernaean Hydra, was an ancient multi-headed, serpentine beast who guarded the entrance to the underworld that was below lake Lerna. The number of heads is questionable as our best reference was a poet who said “more heads than vase painters could paint” but what is known is that every time a head was removed, two would grow back in it’s place. His breath was a poisonous gas and his blood so virulent that even stepping in his old tracks could kill you.

Now for those of you familiar with the Herculean legends, we know that this week’s protagonist didn’t fair exceedingly well against the Gacy of the beast world. Old Herc waltzed on in with a rag over his mouth and a nephew with a torch and proceeded to lop of hydra heads like so many melons while his nephew burnt the bleeding stumps to prevent any further head growth… ending of course with Hercules having a quiver full of hydra blood tipped arrows which he then used to continue his beast slaughter. So up to you to choose the era you want to render, pre post or during Hercules, just make sure he has a hell of a lot of heads!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is Scott Jasinski a recently recovering sugar addict who could be considered a jack of all trades, master of none… Known for his odd and weird drawings which usually involve a pop culture reference. When not pedaling two wheels around town he’s attempting to cook, make wine, and grow veggies. He’s the brother of previous judge Lisa Sipe and a long time friend of sneurat and the famous Sean Beast! Check out his cooking/gardening blog here and his birthday is this week so if nothing else maybe throw in a balloon or two in your drawings for extra points!

The Hydra Entry # 13

The Hydra Entry # 13

Haha, it’s the ol’ turkey bodied, pilgrim capped, multi-headed, worm-based steam powered earth mover trick! How cute are those tiny little arms and our spineless leader’s expression of determination!

Judge’s Commentary – The icing on the cake for me with this one is the steam horn but all the other heads seem to be having a great time. I liked the detail in the ridges of the worms. The way they appear to be moving around reminds me of the stupid wacky waving Inflatable arm flailing tube man. The fat body just adds to the fun.

The Hydra Entry # 1

The Hydra Entry # 1

A wise man once said, if you’re given the opportunity to draw a penis, you probably should… or was it doesn’t mean you have to… I forget… anyway pretty sure I win this week.

Judge’s Commentary – After looking at this all I can think about it Louie C.K’s bag of dicks skit. This is just hilarious! Also props to the artist for some how making 12 dicks look entirely harmless.

The Hydra Entry # 14

The Hydra Entry # 14

Man I swear when they release your unauthorized biography, the fact that it’ll have like a 25 page chunk of drawings like this in the center is going to make it more popular than Helter Skelter! I mean the GSM based hydra and the warped exclamation point extolling the anger! Genius or incredibly scary!

Judge’s Commentary – The angry look of the main body is my favorite part of this drawing. I’m a big fan of the crazy amount of stuff going on style.

The Hydra Entry # 2

The Hydra Entry # 2

Well this guy is freaking adorable! So colorful and I’m pretty impressed with the range of emotions a simple dot and squiggled line can represent!

The Hydra Entry # 3

The Hydra Entry # 3

Ha! when i first saw it I didn’t spot the lil head loping Hercules, and I swear its almost funnier if the heads are just alwasy saying dammit regardless of the situation. Big fan of the hammerheads on this one too!

The Hydra Entry # 4

The Hydra Entry # 4

So many heads!!! That’s pretty fantastic, and we mark the return of the two toed tootsies! Plus it’s got a very nice 70’s doodle feel to it that I’ll always dig!

The Hydra Entry # 5

The Hydra Entry # 5

Man I love those sucker leech mouths! Great weighted and wiggly structure to this guy, and I gotta admit I’m kinda partial to those two necks with too many heads.

The Hydra Entry # 6

The Hydra Entry # 6

This one was labelled the Vienna Boys’ Choir which i kind of adore, and how pleasant is that coloring? pretty sure young me colored about 10,000 dinosaurs with exactly those colors! Nice vintage mic btw!

The Hydra Entry # 7

The Hydra Entry # 7

Sweet a kinda vicious one! Nice columns and dust! And is it my imagination or could this guy double as a hand? Kinda adds to it’s reach out and grab you-ness, which i love.

The Hydra Entry # 8

The Hydra Entry # 8

I hope I’m not breaking any unspoken confidentiality agreement by posting the note that came with this but i sorta had to cause it made me laugh so hard…”You said somebody draw a birthday cake hydra, so I did. Don’t be so sure about winning this week cause i have penis candles on the cake, and sperm balloons. Happy birthday to our judge.”

The Hydra Entry # 9

The Hydra Entry # 9

Man you guys are getting good! It’s their lil adoring faces that make this so fantastic, well that and their lil hydra head mole hairs! Apologies for cropping in so hard that you miss her feet but I always tell you kids draw square!

The Hydra Entry # 10

The Hydra Entry # 10

Hey this could totally fit in my “cryptids on cycles” movement! came with caption “It’s not everyday a hydra rides a bike and looks half lady.” and I’ll say really depending on how beastly your tastes she could be 100% lady!

The Hydra Entry # 11

The Hydra Entry # 11

Yes! So how dumb is it that the duck feet part is the part that makes me laugh the hardest! I wish i could remember em all… Petty, Dylan, Orbison… dammit… Harrison?… and yeah i forget! regardless very nicely played!

The Hydra Entry # 12

The Hydra Entry # 12

So cobra-y! Potentially we have a record for individual lines laid in this one! Pretty amazing! Now I want to see you do it in stained glass! Kinda love that the body is on top of the heads on this one and solid contrast with the red!

The Hydra Entry # 15

The Hydra Entry # 15

Pretty sure I’m not spoiling the fun by divulging that this one’s inspired by a Patty Hearst documentary and the Symbianese Liberation Army! I’ve at this point forgotten all the details of that story, so I can just interpret what I see, and what I see is sub-plot of an un-acted upon tension between the Patty head and questionably shaded african american head… and Emo Phillips! Always nice to sneak him in a drawing!

The Hydra Entry # 16

The Hydra Entry # 16

You know it’s just not a good week without a solid drug reference! My only wish is that the real world wouldn’t have ruined the hooka for me, cause as a kid it was about as powerful a symbol of a den of iniquity that I could imagine… I mean Jabba even kept his munchies in his!…. Now though… I just think of strawberries…

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