The Jabberwocky

The Jaws that Bite, The Claws that Catch!

So technically the name of this beast is the Jabberwock and the poem featuring him is called Jabberwocky, but since the rest of the world seems to have accepted the improper naming convention, who am I to stop the tide. Originally appearing in Lewis Carol’s “Through the Looking Glass” In a poem considered one of the best English language “nonsense” works of our time. We learn three maybe four things about our beast from this work, that his “jaws bite”, that his “claws catch”, that his eyes are “of flame”and that he’s slain by a “vorpal” blade and the rest is up to you. Whether you take it in the standard buck toothed camel faced winged beast direction or take your own inspiration from the poem, I just ask that you try and entertain.
 
Now for your enjoyment, Lewis Carol’s “Jabberwocky”
 

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
 
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
 
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
 
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
 
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
 
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

 
judgement Is Complete
 
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the Jabberwock Entry # 5

the Jabberwock Entry # 5

Nicely parsed out nonsense elements of the poem, I was always curious why one should be fearful of said Mimsy Bird and now it’s achingly obvious ; ). The flounder style nostrils on our beast are a very nice touch and I’m still trying to decide if that’s an innuendo Alice is spouting or just curiosity!

Judge’s Commentary

I am all about color!!! I mean the Rooster & Alice’s dress and curly hair… c’mon that took effort!

The Jabberwock Entry # 7

The Jabberwocky Entry # 7

Ha! the back of his head connects directly to his butt! how does that even work with the bone structure does he require a second spine to hold up that enormous and handsomely quaffed noggin? Does he have shoulder joints at the base of his chin? And how does he even do that hair with those lil arms? Magic I tell ya!

Judge’s Commentary

How I would love to comb his hairy body! Snaggle tooth and his cat like paw swatting with old man hand wave won me over. LOVE!

The Jabberwock Entry # 6

The Jabberwock Entry # 6

And the award for tiniest head goes to you my long necked friend! If you’ve never noticed I’m a sucker for kinda sad beasts and this guy’s dripping with little bits of sad so i kinda love him. Perhaps we should have a special poem just for him that mentions a singular toof that punctures.

Judge’s Commentary

Oh the simplicity speaks volumes! Maybe I am sucker for the sulky eyes — he needs a hug.

The Jabberwock Entry # 1

The Jabberwocky Entry # 1

J.A.B.B.E.R.W.O.C.K. – Jaws Armed Bionic Body Enclosure Rigged With Opiumated Cattepillar Kapsule… Take that long winded visual acronym society!

The Jabberwock Entry # 2

The Jabberwock Entry # 2

Hey he reminds me a lil’ of Bender’s murder hungry no good robot amigo, cept instead of silly robot parts he’s all made of intestiny sinew and claws! I’m also enjoying his sweet slightly radioactive style glow! And I’m still trying to decide if that’s a ween or a pink doorbell!

the Jabberwock Entry # 3

Jabberwock Entry # 3

It’s like kermie has died and gone to heaven! or some netherworld where he sprouts adorable wings but his flippers get a lil scraggly! That or our Jabberwockian friend is suddenly learning how poorly those wings actually work and plummeting to his doom in a very zenlike manner.

Jabberwock Entry # 4

Jabberwock Entry # 4

If that censor bar is accurate that is in fact quite the vorpal blade, such good feet and such a skeezy vest! and are those nipples actually glossy? My only complaint would be that given the story he originated in, perhaps he should have a red heart or some other evil card suit tattooed on his forehead vs the swastika… but hey maybe in the land behind the looking glass you don’t get to pick your jailhouse tats?

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