The Leprechaun

Hey, There’s a Tiny Green Cobbler in My Beer!

We’ve had some pretty good luck with our festive holiday draws so trying again what with the Irishest of holiday’s just around the bend. The Leprechaun is one of the “little poeple” in Irish folklore. Tricky dwarf-life creatures, Generally appearing as little old men dressed in green and adorned with buckles and a high crowned hat. Cobblers by trade, they are also occasionally pictured wearing a leather apron or, you know, cobbling on a shoe.

Leprechauns are rumored to be wealthy beyond imagination, with crocks or pots of gold buried about the lands. While unable to move when your eyes are locked on them, the moment you blink they have the ability to vanish, never to be seen again. And for anyone who’s seen any of the Warwick Davis fronted series of movies, it would seem they are more than capable of murder, go-cart racing and space travel.

As an example of how they play the game, there is a long told tale of a farmer who forced a Leprechaun to show him the bush his gold was buried below by tying a red ribbon around the bush in question. When the farmer returned to the field with his shovel in hand, he found every bush in the field now sporting a festive red bow… to put it bluntly, leprechauns are kinda dicks! And as an added bonus this week, I’m going to try and do every picture caption in limerick form, so if nothing else draw to see me struggle with rhymes!

judgement Is Complete

our judge Our Judge this week was Bridget McLaughlin! Bridget was the Queen of the Chicago St. Patrick’s Day Parade in 2005, President of the Young Irish Fellowship Club in 2007, has visited Ireland several times, is a fan of U2, Gaelic Storm and a bunch of other irish bands and is a connoisseur of Magners at many of Chicago’s finest Irish Pubs.

The Leprechaun Entry # 8

The Leprechaun Entry # 8

a beautifully textured vest…
and the hat is what i like best…
but there was quite enough room.. to add a mushroom…
upon which his pipe could rest…

Judge’s Commentary

I love the detail in this drawing – in the vest, in the tree stump, even the shillelagh! Exactly what a leprechaun looks like in my imagination.

The Leprechaun Entry # 4

The Leprechaun Entry # 4

He rode on a meme cat named Nyan…
A pop tart with the soul of a lion…
now he’s loaded with beer…his rainbow’s less austere…
and the odds are he shouldn’t be flying’

Judge’s Commentary

There is a special place in my heart for the Nyan cat, plus this is the happiest leprechaun of them all. A mug of beer & his pot of gold – what more do you need?

The Leprechaun Entry # 17

The Leprechaun Entry # 17

its such a nice shade of sage…
but what puzzles me is their age…
is it love in that smile…
or a green pedophile…
I’ll just leave it for you to gauge…

Judge’s Commentary

Something about this one just struck me – maybe it’s the use of green or the shamrocks. It made me think of Brigadoon. Submitted by Nikki!

The Leprechaun Entry # 1

The Leprechaun Entry # 1

He smokes from his pot of gold daily…
and is bronzed from his beard to shalalie…
Asked why so down… and he’ll say with a frown…
that the world doesn’t get more Lane Staley

The Leprechaun Entry # 2

The Leprechaun Entry # 2

what has me truly impressed…
is he filed for how he was dressed…
though the chances were slim… there’s a chance that the brim…
would have totally slowed his egress.

The Leprechaun Entry # 3

The Leprechaun Entry # 3

Self loathing was thick in the air…
And you almost begin to despair…
but you look in his hand… at the profiting brand…
and you can’t be bothered to care.

The Leprechaun Entry # 5

The Leprechaun Entry # 5

when looking for beasts at night…
you may be in for quite a fright…
those infared goggles… will just make you oggle…
cause that leprechaun has a knife

The Leprechaun Entry # 6

The Leprechaun Entry # 6

Asymmetry just makes me smile …
and those legs go on for a mile..
those thin little claws and their glad little maws…
and soon egg will be the new style

The Leprechaun Entry # 7

The Leprechaun Entry # 7

If you just take a glance…
it seems lacking in pants …
but it’s those well defined legs and those browed crazy eggs…
that make you know this lil guy can dance

The Leprechaun Entry # 9

The Leprechaun Entry # 9

To just cover all of my bases…
I’m calling this borderline racist…
I s’pose theres no saying… just what race it’s portraying…
and the star glinted gold is just aces

The Leprechaun Entry # 10

The Leprechaun Entry # 10

The center one’s legs are amazing…
and their red hairy chest are just blazing…
but the one all alone … up there on the stone…
it’s his flexibility that I’d be praising…

The Leprechaun Entry # 11

The Leprechaun Entry # 11

A faboulous iris I spy…
Framing a cute lil guy…
who shouldn’t be seen…
No matter how green…
But maybe put meds in that eye…

The Leprechaun Entry # 12

The Leprechaun Entry # 12

I know that it’s prolly not there…
but he looks like he’s drying his hair…
under an old timey dryer…
that would melt out a tire…
but his eyes say he just doesnt care…

The Leprechaun Entry # 13

The Leprechaun Entry # 13

So wanna know something insane…
Seanism seems the new thing…
with those sad shifty eyes …
you may be surprised…
that the artist is not the same….

The Leprechaun Entry # 14

The Leprechaun Entry # 14

I wanna call you an ass…
but it’s funny because they’re so fast…
so hard to spot…
and you’ll just get a plot …
in the picture from when he just passed…

The Leprechaun Entry # 15

The Leprechaun Entry # 15

Look how much gold he’s got…
All piled up in that pot…
like scrooge mcduck…
he don’t give a f*ck…
and alone in his pot he will rot…

The Leprechaun Entry # 16

The Leprechaun Entry # 16

I had to look it up…
but the garda siochana’s a cop…
he signals with pride…
that he’s from the west side…
where moss is their only crop….

The Leprechaun Entry # 18

The Leprechaun Entry # 18

A fish may be juicy sweet…
but it’s never as special a treat…
as a leprechauns gold…
or so I am told …
and his delicious green tinted meat…

The Leprechaun Entry # 19

The Leprechaun Entry # 19

Those thighs so incredibly big…
and his face is the snout of a pig…
but with two four leaf shamrocks…
he could shrink up those ham hocks …
and still wish to learn how to jig…

The Leprechaun Entry # 20

The Leprechaun Entry # 20

This Leprechauns part baboon…
and so it’s safe to assume…
that while he’s cute as a button…
he stinks of old mutton…
and his ass looks like a balloon..

The Leprechaun Entry # 21

The Leprechaun Entry # 21

If I just said a dandelion…
you know I’d hardly be trying….
so we’ll say instead…
it looks you blew dry the head…
of the beggar from Life of Brian

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