The Leshy

The Slavic Forest Spirit That Wants to Tickle You …To Death

So I usually try my best to gather my info from a variety of sources and cobble it together with a bit of snark as glue… but this one of those situations where I’m pretty sure there’s no way I’m improving on the Wikipedia entry, so I’m just going to borrow it word for poorly translated word from here and thank whoever pieced it together.

“The Leshy or Lesovik is a male woodland spirit in Slavic mythology who protects wild animals and forests. He usually appears as a tall man, but he is able to change his size from that of a blade of grass to a very tall tree. He has hair and a beard of living grass and vines, and is sometimes depicted with a tail, hooves, and horns. He has pale white skin that contrasts with his bright green eyes. A Leshy has a close bond with the gray wolf, and is often seen in the company of bears as well. He is the Forest Lord and carries a club to express that he is the master of wood. He has blue blood, which gives his cheeks a blue tinge. Legend describes him as having a red scarf and his left shoe on his right foot. He also, is known to have no shadow. Leshy protects the animals and birds in the forest and tells them when to migrate.

A person who befriends a Leshy can learn the secrets of magic. Farmers and shepherds would make pacts with the Leshy to protect their crops and sheep. The Leshy has many tricks, including leading peasants astray, making them sick, or tickling them to death. They are also known to hide the axes of woodcutters. A person gets lost in the woods when a Leshy crosses their path. To find the way out, you have to turn your clothes inside out and wear shoes on opposite feet.”

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is Scott Anderson, all purpose and very talented creative gun for hire. When i first met him, it was during his nearly 15 year run as the dude doing the “cool spreads” in Playboy mag. Since then, I’ve watched him design shoe and clothing lines, star in movies, create an improv troupe, start his own… sh*t you get the point… Dude has more creative juice than he knows what to do with and it’s kinda fun to watch cause he’s a little bit like a super ball in a very small room. You can see his portfolio here or follow his instagramming here . He’s always looking for new projects and directions to grow/learn, so if you’re in the market for someone who officially knows their sh*t, I will stand by him being your guy.

A note from our Judge – “I made my choices for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd based purely on emotional aesthetics [how the artist used compassion for this hidden forest dweller] since all renditions are the obvious results of god-given talent, their years of drawing skills overflowing on the empty canvas, the likes of which MYTHICAL BEAST WARS have never seen. Ye are blessed.”

The Leshy Entry # 12

The First Place Leshy Entry

Hahaha! the old growth soul patch worn as the exclusive facial accessory is always such a gamble… especially when you look a lot like a giant fork toed tomatillo… but i think he may be pulling it off… and god i love that lil dangly dinosaur arm!

Judges’s Commentary
– I couldn’t tell you why I picked it. Other than it seems to be the most “mythical”, partly because of the soul patch, and mostly because of the atrophied right arm, that seemingly has only one function; hanging. This beast apparently hides its unmentioned ability to float high above the evergreens, its bulging eyes lighting the night sky, looking for its nocturnal mission. Kudos to the artist. You have rare vision. Embrace your talent.

The Leshy Entry # 5

The Second Place Leshy Entry

Oh man he looks like he’s about to smurf the hell out of someone with that club! Or maybe that’s just the stern look of someone trying to make you forget that they are standing there in their undies! Always a fan of the cloven hoof, his Dimebag beard is kinda cracking me up and if that bear looked anymore like he was humping that tree, he’s actually have to be humping that tree!

Judge’s Commentary
– In my honest judgment, this odd pairing, between the Leshy and its sworn forest enemy, the bear, highlights the elusive contrast between good and evil. The careful placement of the bear’s left arm creates a sense of mystery, which, connected by the invisible eye-line of the Leshy’s gaze, creates a wonderful illusion of emotion and empathy. Its sexy too, the way bears are sexier when they are being hunted by the Leshy. A beast has gotta eat. The crayon strokes are nice too.

The Leshy Entry # 8

The Third Place Leshy Entry 1

Ahhh! It feels chillingly like I’ve just seen into my future?

The Leshy Entry # 10

The Third Place Leshy Entry 2

Oh seanbeast looking very “wild thing max” this week… gotta love the stars in his hair and the continued use of jean shorts… though I have to admit what I assume is a club, appears in this instance to look more like … how to say this… a slippery salami? ha! I’m fired…

Judge’s Commentary
– Entries No. 08 and No. 10 are tied for third. I’m not sure about the rules here, but the time at which each entry was placed in the contest looks to be no coincidence. My skilled eyesight, sharpened over time, alerts me to the similarities between these 2 submissions. Hunched over, drooping heads and torsos, the club, dangling from battle, makes both appearances of the beast seem real. And that’s impossible. They are mythical. That’s what the title of the contest says.

The Leshy Entry # 1

The Leshy Entry # 1

Why of all the “friends of animals” and “prankster” or “tickler” tags he has, i focused on “tells birds when to migrate”? I’ll never know… but it did allow me to draw a small family of eyeless ducks and I have to admit, that’s a pretty fancy pageant walk!

The Leshy Entry # 2

The Leshy Entry # 2

No matter how hyped up those horribles hobbits gots yous… And no matter how fun it was to say “…the Ents are going to war”… this poor guys legs are never going to work again…

The Leshy Entry # 3

The Leshy Entry # 3

This one’s drawn from the road, I always think you can tell cause road beasts are almost always a lil bit darker than their homedrawn counterparts… I’m especially fond of how tumbleweedy that beard is and that the ever popular shoulder fungi are already making a comeback this week!

The Leshy Entry # 4

The Leshy Entry # 4

Nice! A little bit witchdoctor, a little bit beard n bunny farm, an obvious fan of the feather centric tickle and he looks a little like he’s ready to poop out some offspring! And man… great toes!

The Leshy Entry # 6

The Leshy Entry # 6

Yesss! Soo “tee hee x x” kinda genius captioning for tickled to death. He’s got a plethora of beary, wolfy and birdy friends, his forearms (or legs if you’d rather) seem to be made of a magical bendy cartilage and he’s into scarves! what’s not to love!

The Leshy Entry # 7

The Leshy Entry # 7

Came with the caption – “Rattlinch about to slay a dicksquito”… Always an interesting strategy to completely sidestep the week’s descriptors, but given that our judge has a history of… how shall we say… “non linear thinking”… I’m saying you’ve got a shot, as that is a damn fine disksquito….

The Leshy Entry # 9

The Leshy Entry # 9

Yeah… I had that dream again… you know the one where the dick shaped but faceless me talks out of the cronenberg on my belly with the floating half me head while two ying yanged ewes keep screaming about keeping an appropriate dinner time…

The Leshy Entry # 11

The Leshy Entry # 11

Oh man! It’s been a while since we’ve had one of these… A pure emotion dump! I do believe my favorite line is “spotify took a sh*t on my life” … is the old cajun PBS dude expressing the “Oniaaaahn” here? it sorta feels that way… and about 2/3rds over and down is that a row of parka covered rebels laying against a snow bank while shooting at an imperial walker? … if so.. “it’s getting Hoth in here” (- all credit to john almonte)

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