the Mongolian Death Worm

The Gobi Desert’s Sausage Shaped Bringer of Death!

So it has long been my opinion that the Mongolian Death Worm is only second best to Woodbooger in fantastic cryptid name having fame! I mean three words and you know exactly where it’s from, what it brings and what it looks like (Well technically it’s alternate name the “Large Intestine Worm” may do a better job of describing that but you get the point)

Anyways this is technically our second time doing this guy but the first time was before this was online, here’s the submissions from the first time through.

And here’s what I wrote the first time through, and really all you need to know! (also entertaining to see how much more plagiaristic to the point i was back then):

The Mongolian death worm (“large intestine worm”) is a creature reported to exist in the Gobi Desert. It is generally considered a cryptid: an animal whose sightings and reports are disputed or unconfirmed.

It is described as a bright red worm with a wide body that is 2 to 5 feet (0.6 to 1.5 m) long and potentially spiked on the ends.

The worm is the subject of a number of extraordinary claims by Mongolian locals – such as the ability of the worm to spew forth acid that, on contact, will turn anything it touches yellow and corroded (and which would kill a human), as well as its reported ability to kill at a distance by means of electric discharge.

judgement Is Complete

our judgeWe got together with a bunch of old buds last evening (all of whom I have bullied into judging previously) and just did a good old fashioned let’s talk about these, each pick our three faves and see where the votes leave us… so thanks to all! results posted below!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 14

the First Place Mongolian Death Worm Entry

That’s right, if you do your detective work properly, you’ll know that I’m the type of guy who’s got tumeric roots in his fridge! Also I think Mona and I both owe thanks to Invader Zim for the best imaginary organ name ever!

Judge’s Commentary – So everyone claimed it was in support of the room’s favorite little succubus “Fenton” but i swear everyone was just afraid to mention how haunting those worm eyes were! And the individually cut out and shaded bits of acid-y vomit were not unappreciated!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 6

the Second Place Mongolian Death Worm Entry

You know at first I was gonna complain that I didn’t think there was enough “murder” in your death worm, but the more i look, those eyes are shifty as hell! Also good spiked tail!

Judge’s Commentary – So no clue how it worked, if it’s just the shifty eye or his chubby serpentine smile, or what, but this dude was universally perceived as untrustworthy, and while some had said he looked far too high… I might just tag that as “just right”

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 15

the Third Place Mongolian Death Worm Entry

Someone explain to me why I cant stop imagining this one singing Edith Piaf hits? And the best part is at its core its really seems to be monohorned… and perchance irradiated rubber ducky! That trail of goo… so good!

Judge’s Commentary – I think my favorite quote was… “let me zoom in real close and… yeah there’s a lot of good stuff in here… and i’m a huge fan of good stuff!” …. you know, in hindsight its possible booze may have played into these decisions a bit… but you know what they say, a card laid is something something…

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 1

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 2

I mean if I’m gonna get killed by a mythical beast in the desert, I’d prefer it be one that still had a sense of humor!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 2

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 2

Man for any of you who watch Squidbillies, there is something about this guys expression that just screams one of my favorite characters in the world, “Dan Halen”… I’m not sure i need anything more than that!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 3

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 3

Ha! Acid spitting ass worms! Always funny! Especially in lil conical fur caps! So how’s this for beast art triggering a conversation? For as many of us wanted to be archeologists when we grew up… do any of you actually know any? I mean i know lots of fireman and policecops? I suppose not so many cowboys… but still feels like i should know someone who carefully dusts dinosaur eggs.

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 4

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 4

Ok dammit! Someone explain to me how a 1970s American style stocking cap reads as more Gobi than a furry Mongolian traders cap… cause it does… also, I’m a tremendous fan of the peaceful pretty pony schtick!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 5

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 5

A submission from a young ‘n being tutored by one of our veteran artists! And I’m pretty sure this guy has a genius series of finer chewing mouths as you travel down his throat! Who needs molars? am i right? And is it also wearing a giant green swatch?

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 7

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 7

It’s like our bird is just boldly pretending that Indie didnt say “whatever you do, don’t open your eyes” I have mine squoozen shut since what… second grade! Stupid ark opening nazis! Good snakehead feel to this one!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 8

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 8

Lil possible i have this guy turned sideways but hey given the option i like to look a death worm in the face plus those are pretty great wormy brows and who knew they had what appears to be a mud vein?

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 9

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 9

See I’m so torn, do i read this like a death themed rattlesnake and skull in the desert kinda doom and fear pic, or is it a theme of rebirth like a flower through the cracked concrete… I’m going doom as its in my nature… but I swear it’s borderline purdy!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 10

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 10

There’s an old meatmen song/quote that says something along the lines of “whats the sound a 30 foot tapeworm makes coming out of your ass?…… REEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee” This made me think of that! Also I’m pretty damn entertained by the pretty hues created as the butt fades to the background

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 11

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 11

So having no arms I now have to imagine entire colonies of these guys bending over each other in some horrific, entertaining, cooperative, orgy to tie each others beard bows with their mouths every morning! Also “seanbeasts” look terrifying all golden childed!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 12

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 12

So not knowing the players personally, I am now envisioning that the similarities between 10 and this one are the natural result of a weekly Australian Mythical Beast Drawing class which i assume will be gaining quickly in popularity! I’ve always said, we’re making the world a better place, one mythical beast drawing at a time!

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 13

the Mongolian Death Worm Entry # 13

The commercials would be so different if this is what “slim jims” were made of… but the fun part is the overall message doesn’t really need to change!

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