The Monkey Man of Delhi

Monkey’s From Space

So i first remember hearing about this guy on an episode of Destination Truth… or MonsterQuest… one of those shows a guy like me watches religiously… It seems in the early 2000s, the city of New Delhi was plagued with reports of assaults from a small (4 ft) monkey like creature. Reports varied , but one description has the beast covered in dark fur, the face of an ape, wearing a silver helmet, shining red eyes, boasting metallic claws and oddly, three buttons on his chest. The other description sounds a bit like a Monkey Man Mummy, where he still sports the same headgear but is covered from head to toes (assuming he has toes) in bandages or a dark wrap of some sort. Victims claimed to be scratched, hit or otherwise mauled and a few victims even died plummeting from rooftops as they ran in fear of the beast. The reports built and reaction became so fevered that the New Delhi police actually commissioned a sketch of the beast and it can (and should, cause it’s great) be seen on wikipedia here. Now let’s see what you’ve got in that collective creative consciousness of yours!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week (cause it’s mother’s day on Sunday) was my Mom! Elementary and Reading Teacher and encourager of all things creative, and remember her word is law!

The Monkey Man Entry # 1

the Monkey Man Entry # 1

Sweet! I love when the first entry does a good job of defining one of the vague descriptors like “button”! I’m a big fan of the “vote 4 Me”, nice saftey harness/Wookie wrap and such beautiful lashes!

Judge’s Commentary

The hair is the just right amount of disheveled…clearly up to no good yet with such lovely eyes and peaceful yoga-ish toes.

the Monkey Man Entry # 13

the Monkey Man Entry # 13

entitled Unfortunate Circumstances Might not be the best day to wear your favorite space suit Mr Monkey Man! Great sense of shock and horror while staying funny at the same time!

Judge’s Commentary

Just ‘cuz he made me laugh. Love that expression of being found out. Oops!

the Monkey Man Entry # 12

the Monkey Man Entry # 12

AAAAAH! Too Close Too Close! ha… Sweet sweet crayon making a comeback, adding a nice broken psyche dimension to his giant eyes and bravo to the return of the bike/safety hat!

Judge’s Commentary

Too close and TOO scary for me yet I love the thought that the oh so ferocious and feared Monkey Man thought to put on his safety helmet.

the Monkey Man Entry # 2

the Monkey Man Entry # 2

Pretty funny how suspicious this dude looks, from nothing more than a shifty glance and some subtle hand motion. Bow ties are always welcomed and those are definitely great space feet!

the Monkey Man Entry # 3

the Monkey Man Entry # 3

An interesting take… A Monkey Man made in City of Heros‘ character creator, not sure that I want to encourage this too much but kind of fun and at least we get the flaming action shot!

the Monkey Man Entry # 4

the Monkey Man Entry # 4

Is that Count Chocula’s coat!? Love the old timey football helmet and the black hairy palms… and man fingers are just the best, even right they look wrong.

the Monkey Man Entry # 5

the Monkey Man Entry # 5

Mine for this week. One part Forbidden Planet one part Ryan’s trip to India…. What ever you do lil’ hairy guy hold on to that book!

the Monkey Man Entry # 6

the Monkey Man Entry # 6

Yes! Giant safety pin, a Satanic fez and a Talwar or is that a KhurKuri I forget… regardless this guy is looking for some trouble… or maybe he just needs a hug!

the Monkey Man Entry # 7

the Monkey Man Entry # 7

I hear they serve their sandwiches with a side order of diphtheria! Awww man there goes our sponsorship… but it can’t be argued, monkeys and pugs do love poop!

the Monkey Man Entry # 8

the Monkey Man Entry # 8

Now that’s putting those terrifying claws to good use… And is it a space helmet or nit eating preventative? That really is a great foot, and I’m reasonably confident I worked with that guy.

the Monkey Man Entry # 9

the Monkey Man Entry # 9

Oh so sexy! If that’s not a monkey man presenting his boy-girl goods, I’m not sure what is… I’m also kind of entertained with the concept that it’s writing calligraphy with the pointed foot.

the Monkey Man Entry # 10

the Monkey Man Entry # 10

Ha! So i guess I’ve never seen upside down monkey genitalia, cause that made me laugh pretty hard! Big fan of the vaguely Pokemon-ish face and the expression on the freshly de-bodied head!

the Monkey Man Entry # 11

the Monkey Man Entry # 11

Awww man this is totally referencing one of my most feared internet videos… it’s funny the crap i can watch, but a monkey sexing a frog makes me squirm… My favorite part is wondering why the giant Penis arm needs an elbow pad?

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