Mythical Beast Wars - The Ogre - Monsterous man eating beasts got layers!

Monsterous Man Eating Beasts Got Layers!

Hideous, enormous, brutal, Shreky…. all terms that can be used to portray this week’s beast. A stalwart character in early European fairy tales the Ogre is usually humanoid but ugly, oh so very ugly. Plus they are described as huge, hairy, overly muscular and carrying one hell of an appetite for human beings of all varieties.

On the plus side they are rumored to be remarkably dim witted, and easy to trick and defeat if you ever find yourself cornered (think Revenge of the Nerds).

Now modern day fiction has humanized these brutes considerably, if you’d rather take it that way, I have no complaints… what I do want to see is lots and lots of ogres so let’s get this thing rolling!

judgement Is Complete

Our Judge this week was Stacy Klein, a good humored but tireless production manager, a poet, and (my favorite part) a tireless sleuth when it comes to finding information to make us smile! She said to just share her photos so here you go!

the Ogre Entry # 10

Created By: Terry

Well, well…. It’s not every day you encounter an ogre in a diaper…. And that phallic bib… Could it be? Yes! its a serial in reverse! Next stop how the hell that mollusk eating adorable Ogre baby got to the water unattended!

Judge’s Commentary

The loneliness and sadness coming off this ogre makes him my ideal ogre. He’s got a new friend, but it’s his only friend, and he knows that if he eats it he won’t have any friends, so he’ll leave his friend alone and go find some children to eat.

the Ogre Entry # 2

Created By: ITNet1

He said it was an Ogre made of ovals and I kept wanting to find something unovular… but he’s right… and kinda cute in a smurfy kinda way… and i love the way you can just sense the burlap!

Judge’s Commentary

So much rage in ovals. He’s clearly mad that we’re looking at him. We should stay away.

The Ogre Entry # 1

Created By: Chip

I’m not entirely sure whether this is an Ogre or some kinda chubby clown porn… but it is first up and a decent mood setter. And is it weird that this reminds me of someone from 5th grade?

Judge’s Commentary

He’s an ogre confident in his looks and bikini. He’s a little too self-centered, but he has moments of clarity when he freaks out on children. The problem is, he doesn’t scare them enough, and he knows it.

the Ogre Entry # 5

Created By: Carol

My lord is that a giant testicle? I know his excitement is damn near infectious. What I’m puzzled by is the crotchitorial region… like each time i think i get it figured, it turns into something else… so I’ll just leave it to you…

the Ogre Entry # 6

I forget is it Flowers for Algernon when he crushes the lil mice with too much love? or maybe it was just Bugs Bunny, regardless it seems our ogre loved the lil deer a bit too much… dif version available here but the rage sealed this one for me.

the Ogre Entry # 8

Created By: Sean

Sword hands?! I didn’t know we were playing with sword hands! Now the gloves are off (ok ok I’m sorry) Anyway I freaking love the sword hands. He is indeed incredibly horrid to look upon, and that rope belt cinches it! (dammit i did it again)