the Pope Lick Monster

Hey Kid, Wanna See a Train?

Hailing from the Eastern Louisville area of Kentucky, this half goat, half humanoid beast is rumored to live under the 100 ft tall train trestle over Pope Lick Creek (or crik depending where you’re from). Legend has it that this beast possess hypnotic powers that he uses to lure the young and naive onto the train trestle where they inevitably find themselves trapped by an oncoming train with no where to go but to their deaths 100 feet below.

Rumored to have strength greater than a man, powerful hair covered animalistic legs, the torso of a malformed human and a head draped in long hair from which protrude short sharp horns and offer peeks at a flat, pale, aqualine face.

The origin of this beast is hotly contested. Some say he’s the result of a farmboy loving his goat too much. Some say it’s the end result of a satanic farmer who sacrificed all his flock in order to live forever. And some stick with the old circus freak escaped from his derailed train car tale. Regardless of his beginnings what is known for sure is that over the decades the Pope Lick legend has turned the bridge into a gauntlet of bravery among the the local young ‘ns and as a result there have been countless deaths and injuries.

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is Troy David Miller. He’s truly from Kentucky and (this part is via my buddy chris), he’s a fisherman extraordinaire, father of three, general f*cktard and all around nice fella. Judgement is posted below, in the words of our esteemed judge “There you have it, straight from a Kentucky boy. One who is frequently by the trestles, always on the lookout.”

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 14

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 14

I think this is closest to what i imagined in my head when i first heard the name. And dammit if i don’t love a nicely drawn flannel shirt! Plus you gotta love a reasonably accurate vanishing point.

Judge’s Commentary

Not only is this a super cool pic, it also captures what I believe the Goatman looks like. He does need some horns tho!

The Pope Lick Monster Entry # 6

The Pope LIck Monster Entry # 6

There’s a lot to love in this one but my two favorite things are the terrifying perspective of that trestle and the village carnage below… The way the goat legs fit into what I think I can comfortably call rabbit are amazing!

Judge’s Commentary

This one is actually my favorite, but the goatman doesnt look like a bunny nor does he wear a bunny suit. That being said if this was an Easter Bunny drawing contest this would have won hands down! All the little dead people and other little details really makes this one fun.

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 13

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 13

I think this is pretty much exactly an aqualine face, and man it’s creepy as hell, creepy enough that the six adorable grub faces can’t offset it, or maybe it’s the horns looking jestery that tips it… regardless bravo

Judge’s Commentary

This was clearly the best that was left after picking the top two. Very “true to description” Goatman

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 1

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 1

How F’ing cool is it that he not only has one beard, but he also has an entirely independent beard sticking out the back of his head! Those are some meaty ass hands for a circus freak, I’ll vote sheep loving farm boy in this guys ancestry.

the Pope Lick Monster # Entry 2

the Pope Lick Monster # Entry 2

Some things are just meant to be album covers… hovering hellish goat men, Flames and giant bridges…babes in distress, literally like babies… And I think he’s burping?

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 3

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 3

He was supposed to look like he was offering up hugs but it seems he may be more interested in a firm butt grasp. Side note… you know you’ve gone soft when someone’s mom draws a more sinister goat than you…

The Pope Lick Monster Entry # 4

The Pope LIck Monster Entry # 4

Haha another animated one, fair warning you probably shouldn’t click if you’re prone to seizures, and I know its a role reversal of sorts but for some reason I feel like i should take this guy to Jabba now…

The Pope Lick Monster Entry # 5

The Pope LIck Monster Entry # 5

Man I never would have imagined he or Mickey to be that freaking huge! Regardless when titans battle there’s bound to be a loser and it aint our goat man this week… What I’m trying to figure out is if that’s Picachu driving the tram?

The Pope Lick Monster Entry # 7

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 7

You know i never considered how much having goat legs would potentially increase your kicking height! Who needs Chuck Norris jeans when you got furpants… And that is one pleasantly gigantic ear!

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 8

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 8

Haha is that a TimmAYTaur? I kinda like to think that he lives under the bridge only because he’s not quite smart enough to figure a way out from between those beautifully grained support posts…

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 9

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 9

So what’s it mean when this one oddly reminds me of Farah Faucet? Gotta be the blowing hair right? or maybe from his expression you can tell he’s just good at ass painting!

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 10

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 10

Ha! I could look at that plummeting guys butt all day! and his snake or large intestine or whatnot round the neck is sitting in such a way that combined with his stance he reminds me of Han Solo!

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 11

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 11

Dammit i think this one actually makes me nervous! There’s so much good… is that a catapult launching happiness, do you see those little winged things? I am going to have to remind you that sunshine and rain do make rainbows ; )

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 12

the Pope Lick Monster Entry # 12

The coolest thing about this one is if you look real quick it could be a man standing behind a bench, then look again and he’s sitting on the bench… magic i tell ya!

Support Mythical Beast Wars and Their Friends!

Jackalope Coffee & Tea House Is now open!

Buy A Mythical Beast Wars Shirt