The Pukis

Europe’s Two Foot Long, Flaming Tailed, Neighbor Robbing, House Dragon!

So in old European beastly folklore there’s a bit of a gray area where dragons get real small and housebound and generally take on lots of the attributes of your standard house spirit, and the lines between the two get blurred. The Pukis seems to be one of those tales.

Alternatively known as a Puk, or Pukys, your Pukis is a small four footed dragon that much like a Hobgoblin or Brownie, is usually bound to a house or a master within said house. They still do standard dragony things like being ill tempered, stealing and hording gold and shiny things from neighboring homes and villages… just imagine it on a much more house cat/pet ferret kinda scale. Sometimes they are described as having wings, sometimes without… but almost all of them have a flaming tail which is especially evident in the winged variety as they streak across the night sky. And you know the rest that i can find is sort vague, so we’ll simply leave the rest up to you.

Here’s the bullet-ed list of descriptors for the attention deprived:

  • A small four legged dragon
  • Bound to a house, property or master
  • Occasionally described as winged
  • Usually described with a flaming tail
  • Steals valuables and other shiny things from others for the betterment of it’s master

As is the new plan, Winner Gets a Shirt! I’m still judging for now so you get extra points if you’re new, or have never won or if you’re really bad, or really good… you get the point, just do your worst!

judgement Is Complete

The Pukis Entry # 3

The First Place Pukis Entry

Haha! Dammit this kinda thing is supposed to happen in the dingy corners of the Dirty Dragon champagne room not in a pretty green glade! I’m pretty pleased that while your somewhat new at this weekly beast drawing game, you seem to have its core values damn well nailed!

Judge’s Commentary – So I think I’m going dirty for the win this week, and I swear my favorite part of this doughly lil number is that there’s nothing officially saying “hey there’s a lot of wrong here!” I mean its possible he’s just holding money up and the Pukis is just scrambling up to get it…. but dammit my brain sees funny pukis chair dance, and for that you get the win!

The Pukis Entry # 7

The Second Place Pukis Entry

“I’d be lying if I said the first thing I thought of when I read “neighbor’s riches” wasn’t undergarments.” – Hahaha! Man those eyes tell a very similar story! I sorta love his blue to red gradient dragon coloring and while we are dispensing compliments, that’s a damn fine dresser!

Judge’s Commentary – I mean do i really need to say more than “purple pukis panty party”? (yeah, yeah… i know, but if you combine his two colors it works dammit!)… But i will go on record as saying the whacked out dream perspective of the furnishings helped bump this up one in the rankings too!

The Pukis Entry # 9

The Third Place Pukis Entry

‘when the dragon steals your woman” – Yesss! F’ a swan dress lets see someone pull this one off at an awards show! But question, is your beautifully Pukis wreathed “woman” not wearing a Prince Adam wig and a mustache? Cause a lil bit I cant unsee it and now it’s growing on me!

Judge’s Commentary –If I’m calling “dirty” as the deciding factor, I cant just ignore nudity, boob grabs and a peekaboo nipple dammit! Plus there’s something Falcor-y about that Pukis’ snout that I just cant help but love!

The Pukis Entry # 1

The Pukis Entry # 1

Haha, a lil bit it almost feels like we need to cue up the Sarah Maclachlan track and talk about how many Pukis are left cold abandoned and hungry! And i may be wrong, but I’d like to think this 4 frame gif has all the potential in the world to be next year’s “yule log” dvd!

The Pukis Entry # 2

The Pukis Entry # 2

So my last city apartment was like 5 doors south of a cop-shop, but it never failed, every spring, someone would jump the locked barbed wire alley fence to steal my landlady’s hanging petunias… It always amazed me that someone thought the reward, worth the risk, so this makes a lot more sense to me.

The Pukis Entry # 4

The Pukis Entry # 4

So part of the Pukis legend says that they can turn into a cat… So I believe what we have here is a half hairless cat, half calico dragon! Which by itself is kinda badass, with his lil dragony nose parts and such. But I can’t help but be remarkably entertained that it looks like it has lil boobs!

The Pukis Entry # 5

The Pukis Entry # 5

Yeah it was a lizard in sportswear with a flaming tail alright… and yeah, he was floating down the street with a bag of swag like a cross between David Blaine and a College animation test… but I’m sorry… I just couldn’t get a clean view of the bridge of his nose with that mask on, so I’m just not sure this is the guy!

The Pukis Entry # 6

The Pukis Entry # 6

To catch them is their real test… to train them is their caaaaauuuuse!…. Man I’m kinda pissed at myself for not even thinking of the Charmander correlation… kinda genius, but then again i was always a Squirtle man

The Pukis Entry # 8

The Pukis Entry # 8

All I really wanted for my birthday was a Pukis… but as always the case with such dreams, what do I find in the box but softly smoldering chinchilla! Man those are some serious, eye plunking talons!

The Pukis Entry # 10

The Pukis Entry # 10

Haha, dammit is that a Seanbeast Pukis with an injured leg and a hot/cold pack? I mean I suppose he could be mid delivery of a wicked fastball like water balloon assault but that right gimper looks crippled as hell and i swear I can see the pain in his eyes…

The Pukis Entry # 11

The Pukis Entry # 11

My friends and I used to always joke about who you would put in which really important roles if you really made it… Like obviously to fill your days, you’d need a “pharmacist”, and interesting food finder, unusual edict enforcer, a pool water tester etc… I would 100% give Sean the roll of unshaded, single frame, caption less, daily cartoon, heart warmer… I mean seriously WTF!?! haha!

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