The Finale of Alien Winter! We’re Drawing Our Reptilian Overlords!

So up until now we’ve been dealing with relatively peaceable visitors… now come the invaders! First off, know they’re already here and have been visiting for some time. Second, know at their core, they are reptiles meaning their tiny cold blooded hearts have no room for compassion, and they function with two basic instincts: run or fight. Beyond that, description vary wildly, perhaps cause lots of make up or maybe they can shape shift, or maybe there are multiple species. But generally they are some combination of reptiles and humans, or reptiles disguised as humans or… eh you get the picture….

Instead of descriptors, let’s just jump to the major categories of invasions cause that’s where the drawing fodder comes!

First there’s your lone wolf, the militant reptilian soldier you might see in an ep of Dr Who, a rocky star trek planet, or if say you were hiding Han Solo in your attic. You know the type, comical lizard feet, flesh rending claws, maybe some knickers (to accentuate said feet and claws), a big gun, and some ferocious gator like teeth. They’re big strong, no nonsense and suck to deal with but their lizard brains leave them vulnerable to a well thought out plan…

Then theirs your V style invasion, they obviously come from space but look human… maybe it’s hologram, maybe it’s space latex, or maybe just a really good concealer, but underneath that “we come in peace cause we look like you” exterior, lurks a reptile with ulterior motives. Maybe they’re here to farm human veal, maybe it’s our water they’re after, or maybe it’s your girlfriend… regardless, as slick as their sales pitch may be, it’s probably not the best idea to sign up to be one of their human police force…

Now if you really want to jump down the rabbit hole there are thousands of pages on the web from folks who say… eh let’s juts let reptilian researcher David Eike say it:

Thousands of years ago, the reptilian beings [from the constellations Orion, Sirius, and Draco] intervened on planet Earth and began interbreeding with humans. Not physically, however, but rather through the manipulation of the human coding, or DNA. Icke states that it is no coincidence that humans have fundamental reptilian genetics within their brain.

So general shtick here is that humanities ruling class is made up of inbred blue bloods with reptilian DNA. Good news is they’ve been here forever and we’re still here, bad news is they are very good at holding their power… Easiest way to spot these guys is their eyes flash black or change color, or you can just assume anyone with money or power is one, that seems to work too… if only someone made sunglasses with which we could see past their human shells…

That’s all I’m giving you! You’ve got two weeks, take a lil reptile, take a lil person, mix it up with a whole lot of evil from space and send it in and we’ll throw a free shirt at our favorite!

You’ve got til midnight on Friday the 4th!