Mythical Beast Wars - The Satyr - Is It Mr Tumnus or Mr Funness

Is It Mr Tumnus or Mr Funness?

Dieties of the woods and mountains, Satyrs are usually represented as having the legs and tail of a goat, the head and torso of a human male with the addition of some horns, pointed ears, beards or similar goat-like facial features. Prancing through the forest whilst playing flutes, castanets, bagpipes or other festive noisemakers, they are in constant pursuit of life’s simple pleasures: wine, laughter, dance and sex (often pictured exposing their readiness for said event). Let’s try and keep the peen renderings humorous so as not to get anyone fired, but otherwise have at it!

judgement Is Complete

Our Judge this week was Joanna Metzger! Children’s Book Author, Designer, Production Manager over at Time Out, Cat Lover and Arch Nemesis of my buddy Cody! Remember her word is law!

the Satyr Entry # 2

Created By: ITNet1

And that, kids, is where wine comes from. Ha! I don’t know whether I’m more excited by the wiggle humping action or the concept of how fun to eat (and undoubtedly hump) grapefruit sized grapes would be!

Judge’s Commentary

I guess I’m a sucker for his fancy fur pants and camel toe feet.

the Satyr Entry # 11

Created By: Sneurat

Ooh that is a Satyr’s Fancy Dance! Good extension on the arm, push that competition aside Mr Satyr! He’s got an adorable smallness about him and that is a great mustache.

Judge’s Commentary

He’s clearly got moves. The kind of guy who could lure me onto the dance floor with a wink and a roofie.

the Satyr Entry # 14

Created By: Sean

Awww he’s like a little chippendales Satyr! Such a powerful belly with such teeny little man-boobs, and not sure if any of you have tried the old tough guy cigar chew but it’s a hell of a lot harder than it looks to pull off without drooling.

Judge’s Commentary

He looks sad. Party’s Over.

The Satyr Entry # 1

The Satyr is the hybrid representative of humanity. His grotesqueness is palpable in a way that our own cannot be. : ) I’m not even sure i know what that means but goddamn is that a great hand! and that rump, talk about palpable!

the Satyr Entry # 3

Inspired by Faith No More’s -RV “Backside melts into a sofa – My world, my TV, and my food – Besides listening to my belly gurgle – Ain’t much else to do…” Personally, I’m just excited that this Satyr sorta has my schnoz!