Everything you need to know to draw the sea mouse!

the Sea Mouse

the Sea Mouse

If you’ve paid attention over the years… you’d know Pliny just wasn’t great at accuracy!

He’s the guy that gave us, cameleopards, monopods and monoceroses… well there’s a lil tiny entry in his “Natural History” that while it most obviously describes the behavior of a sea turtle, is attributed to what he simply calls a sea mouse! So, I think to myself… “it’s been slow… i could prolly draw an egg laying, pirate mouse or twelve… why not F’ing just go for it?!”

So here’s what you’re working with

  • As far as we know it looks like a Mouse
  • Annually comes ashore to crawl to the beach of its birth where it buries its eggs in the sand
  • The rest of the time it’s a f*cking seafaring mouse!
  • If you need a locale, I believe we’re talking coasts, somewhere between the middle east and India

Now there is in fact a real creature who share this same name that will occupy most of your search results… its a furry aquatic worm that scurries from coral to coral and looks suspiciously like a dead rodent when it washes up in the waves… and I mean if you wanna draw hairy pirate worms… I’m not gonna say no! I just ask you have fun drawing it!

Judgement Is Complete

Our Winning Sea Mouse DrawingI mean a kinda creepily sexy pirate-mermice coupling? That’ll always win!… Congrats! I’ll be in touch about your shirt soon and thanks to all who drew!

Know that judgement is now law and to the victor go the spoils! And don’t forget, you can always send your drawings of a Sea Mouse in late, you won’t win a shirt but I’ll gladly post it for everyone’s enjoyment!
 

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The Sea Mouse Entry #6

The Sea Mouse Entry #6

Hahaha, see dammit…. I wanna see pirate but the eye patch and commander Riker beard scream #2 mouse…

The Sea Mouse Entry #5

The Sea Mouse Entry #5

There’s that hybrid we were all waiting for and done in multiple view “Zoobook Format” even! Also mouse tails suspended in water while intensely adorable, maybe look a lil like fish poops! And welcome newcomer!!!

The Sea Mouse Entry #4

The Sea Mouse Entry #4

I mean you gotta admit pretty dang easy to mistake one for the other right? Also whats that monster thing with the gaffe in the back of the crowd? Sea guinea pig? regardless he’s meaty!

The Sea Mouse Entry #3

The Sea Mouse Entry #3

God damn this is magical! from that lil sea mousy smirk to the belly paunch under that lil bit too small vest and crumbcatcher, and crap is that a webbed foot?… anyways to the loving way she holds their eggs and…. ummmm and strokes his inner thigh haha… I mean they’re egg aged mouse pirates… they’re allowed! Nicely played!

The Sea Mouse Entry #2

The Sea Mouse Entry #2

You know, maybe it’s just cause i recently watched the remake of “Rabid” but other then like having buttholes for eyes, I’m not sure anything could feel more Cronenbergy than a pirate’s sword made of fleshy rat tail! Bravo good sir! also that’s one hell of an egg!!!

The Sea Mouse Entry #1

The Sea Mouse Entry #1

Man I should be brushing up on my Moby Dick crew references for this beast! God knows I juts called “Queequeg”, “Quato” a few days ago! And lets just take this as a lesson to those pondering their new fangled ponchos like I always do… the double breasted pea coat is always a solid, warmth providing, good looking option!