AKA the Abomidable Swamp Slob
So seems to me a few too many of you have fallen off as of late so we’re going back to our roots to try to drag a few of you back into the fray. Everyone loves drawing bigfoot! Make him from the south east so he’s poorly educated and smelly and I’m not entirely sure we can go wrong. So this week it’s the Skunk Ape! The Southeastern United States’ swamp dwelling, stink line leaving, kitten throwing squatch.
Descriptions of the size of the Skunk ape vary pretty widely, some say its like feral escaped orangutang size others give it the 10 ft tall 1000 plus lbs scope of his pacific northwesterly brother. Some say he’s black/brown others say he has a filthy once fawn coat and still others give him a reddish hue… What doesn’t vary is the fact that he smells, like a lot, and not like lil bit of backyard mud smell… we’re talking that dead goose slime that you childhood dog would return from who knows where reeking of mixed with a hearty dose of ass! Plus my monsters spotter’s handbook claims he’s been known on at least one occasion to throw kittens at people, and it’s not like I’m not going to repeat that as law!
So draw us up a sasquatch, cover him in ass, and give him an artillery belt full of felines and we should be able to have some fun with this!
Our Judge this week is Mr Dan Henrick, part of the original Playboy office beast drawing crew, and a talented and truly unique individual with a knowledge base that gets so vague and deliciously nerdy, even I wonder if he’s just making it up! Now-a-days he and his wife are building up biz for their lil animation shop, http://catsuitstudios.com, so hopefully this will provide the only bump they need to make them rich and famous ; ) but if not I’ll just say welcome back and thanks for playing!
