The Succubus

But Those Are Scary Boobs!

So Myths of old are full of sexual predators who creep up on dozing victims and through one means or another attach themselves to their victims in order to steal precious life energy. But the succubus is somewhat unique in that list of beasts as it’s the only one that’s not generally horrible to look at nor terrifyingly rapey… In fact from what i can tell this beast’s story sounds a lot like the culmination of dreams of most 14 year old boys in the world.

The Succubi’s main weapon is that it’s usually remarkably attractive (that is if you don’t mind the occasional bat wing, serpent tail or cloven hoof). She tends to float in or materialize above a sleeping victim scantily clad, where she will caress and whisper sweet nothings to the victim until properly suited for victimization. Then through some sort of evening long sex magic she leaves the victim in the morning a husk of a person, drained of energy and vigor (I like to thing Gelfling who’s had a bit too much Dark Crystal).

As time goes on and the process continues night after night, The victim’s life will eventually fall apart as they have no energy to deal with the day to day, nor energy to defend themselves at night… eventually leading to a sort of living death… worth it or not? I leave it to you to decide, I just ask that you keep the penetration to a minimum. Now grab your scribblers and get to it!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur judge this week is going to be Colette Gilbertson, dance teacher/yoga teacher. Lover all kinds of art from scribbles to the sublime. Regular beast drawer for the past 16 weeks, and occasional winner. If you are interested in taking a yoga class find her on facebook. She also do privates at her home. So lets get busy and send some drawings! Make them funny, scary, cute or just plain awesome! She mentioned here two grandchildren Katelyn and Jack ,ages 9 and 12 may influence her decision… I’m going to suggest that given the subject matter this week, perhaps we’ll just give them the nod above and shield their eyes from the rest… But what do I know, I just have dogs…

the Succubus Entry # 5

the Succubus Entry # 5

Yes! a Succubist! Fantastically done, and dammit if the stripey straw doesn’t make the composition… question since i did the cubist Chickenfoot, will i get credit for repurposing the genre? Or am I now the cubist beast Tesla?

Judge’s Commentary

Artsy…So artsy capturing the true essence of the succubus. This could be in the modern wing at the Art Institute, it is that good!!! Love it! Hope I can draw like that some day.

the Succubus Entry # 9

the Succubus Entry # 9

See looks like all the books were wrong she doesn’t want to steal your essence, she just wants to clean it regularly. I’m sure she’ll give it back better than new! And to steal a word from my buddy ken, those are some excellent quitters!

Judge’s Commentary

Still Laughing…This makes me laugh every time I look at it. For a temptress of sorts she is so disinterested . I have that same look on my face when i get the vacuum out. The entire composition is just priceless. I love it!!

the Succubus Entry # 8

the Succubus Entry # 8

Dammit i don’t know what to appreciate more the puffy posterior or the tinkle toes to the groin… And i gotta admit while i wouldn’t have thunk it previously I’m kind of buying into this whole straw scenario… you know tools of the trade

Judge’s Commentary

Pony’s Tail…This one fits the description of the succubus perfectly. She is very naughty, sexy, and the poor guy is laid out having the last life force sucked out with a straw . The pony’s tail and her butt are just too cute. Well done!

The Succubus Entry # 1

the Succubus Entry # 1

If your city is in quite a muss and you’re knee deep in refuse and pus… Don’t pick up a broom to regain that room just call in the Suck-U -Bus… then have sleep sex with it or something…

the Succubus Entry # 2

the Succubus Entry # 2

Amputee pixie tattoos for everybody! Ha, I kid, she’s adorable. I’m guessing that there’s prolly some legs in there bent at the knee but that is either a remarkably odd fitting pair of briefs or one hell of an interesting pelvis!

the Succubus Entry # 3

the Succubus Entry # 3

My lord, I don’t care what district you’re from, not in front of the children bus! Though I have to admit the rage/horror on the guy whos car is getting violated has me pretty entertained, And good captioning!

the Succubus Entry # 4

the Succubus Entry # 4

It’s always just been one of those things, like my friend who doesn’t like Aqua Teen I’ve never gotten it before, but now that i look, she does have really nice wings.

the Succubus Entry # 6

the Succubus Entry # 6

Ooh there’s all sorts of fun stuff here from the wacky genie eyes and the fact that she’s obviously using one of those new invisible floating chaise lounges to the pup/beast hiding under the bed getting a little leftover succubusing

the Succubus Entry # 7

the Succubus Entry # 7

The never ending line of volunteers is pretty great! What would be the proper parental line for this? “if all your friends lined up to be zapped into the innards of a giant snakey woman would you go too?” hells yes we would! Great peaks btw.

the Succubus Entry # 10

the Succubus Entry # 10

Ha! that’s quite an improvement on your standard check to see if your feet are still there view! and I forget what’s the second toe being longer mean? inbred? i sorta hope not cause i think mine’s like that too…

the Succubus Entry # 11

the Succubus Entry # 11

Oh man, first you hit my sweetspot for squidy tentacles then you pull out the flat stick figure sleeping on a completely flat bed plus there’s a set of teeny almost useless arms! I’m calling hardly fair on this one!

the Succubus Entry # 12

the Succubus Entry # 12

So do you just have notepads with Emerson quotes on em or was that a specially placed note to the masses, cause if its the later I worry that one may perhaps have some mommy issues, that being said… sooooo hot and my fav lips so far!

the Succubus Entry # 13

the Succubus Entry # 13

You know i bet i could forgive the wonky eye, the horrid boob job and the collarbones… but I’m not sure I’m letting something with a mouth like that anywhere near any essence.

the Succubus Entry # 14

the Succubus Entry # 14

Like a little angel… and I’m entertained to note that the owl’s expression works if that’s a succubus or just cartoon gas!

the Succubus Entry # 15

the Succubus Entry # 15

Now that’s a mag I’d buy, who gives a rat’s ass about nude celebs when you can have Succubus Illlustrated! I will point out that the dirty bits are perhaps a little too close to the gutters, but those fingers more than make up for any layout flaws.

the Succubus Entry # 16

the Succubus Entry # 16

I’m not sure a Succubus can get a much cuter butt than that. And as always I’m a huge fan of the old overly literal game… what with the occasional things… and oddly, this also reminds me how horrible my handwriting is .

the Succubus Entry # 17

the Succubus Entry # 17

Yes a late night from the bar entry! Now not being a huge drunken drawer as I’m usually too busy yammering about something I’m positive I know everything about, I’m curious if like drunken choices, you ever regret the creations?

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