The Valkyrie

The Winged Horse Riding, Plump Breasted Viking

This might be the first time we’ve forayed into the rich Norse Mythologies. So full of battles, wolves, icy cold waters, braids and the mead, oh so much mead! The Valkyries are one of several Norse legends whose role it was to fly over battlefields sort the dead, decide who would be welcomed into Valhalla and carry said worthy to Odin’s kingdom.

Often described as riding flying horses, or occasionally being described as winged beasts themselves. We know they were female, We know they looked so fantastic in Viking garb that they were the subject of countless poems and bards. And we know that beyond their battlefield responsibilities they also tended bar in Valhalla providing mead to the warriors deemed worthy enough to enter. But their precise physical characteristics are the one piece of the puzzle up for grabs, sometimes beautiful women, lovers of royalty and proud warriors, But just as often they are likened to ravens or other less pleasant carrion birds circling and picking through the dead. So we know what Vikings looked like, we know roughly what winged horses look like, and we all have our own take on what could be striking or beautiful enough to inspire prose, so I leave the rest up to you.

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week was Hideaki Obara. He wanted us to use his bio from his portfolio, whi am I to argue…Born in Mexico City to a Japanese family, is a recent Bachelor’s of Fine Arts graduate from the visual communications department at the International Academy of Design and Technology Chicago. Currently, he is working as a freelance graphic designer in Chicago. His multicultural experience makes his graphic design and artwork unique and intriguing. Hideaki excels not only graphic design, but also in photography and photo manipulation. He is highly self-motivated, team oriented, professional, and has strong analytical skills. See his work here

the Valkyrie Entry # 11

he Valkyrie Entry # 11

AH! surprise boob! I was all sidetracked marveling at its coloring and the sweet ass raven and didn’t even notice it for a second. Crop this in a lil tighter and this could totally be the label on a magical, viking themed hair thickening potion, I mean, that is and amazing amount of flowing golden hair!

Judge’s Commentary

No doubt. Gorgeous curly hair, mysterious crow, desolate eyes, and the best drawn boob! Your eyes go to her boob every time you see this drawing.

The Valkyrie Entry # 7

The Valkyrie Entry # 7

Man, and the week after he did such a good job judging too! well maybe it’s more of a statement on strength and trust? And it’s kinda amazing how much those eyes make for a pleasant looking steed. That is one enormous breast and I have to say one remarkably square and sturdy viking thigh!

Judge’s Commentary

Got to admit that steed is a hipster. And that Valkyrie is heavy, but you can tell that he is so excited that she is riding him!

The Valkyrie Entry # 4

The Valkyrie Entry # 4

Came With Caption
“The last warrior , is he worthy of Valhalla? that is the question.”
Man I love the wacky yellow eye on that horse, and speaking of yellow, is that eagle eating/dropping a piece of banana cream pie? I’m thinking I had that helmet shes wearing as a kid only it was branded like “space commander” so what we have here could be a future Valkyrie!

Judge’s Commentary

Yep, she is doing her job. But she seems unhappy. What happened?

The Valkyrie Entry # 1

The Valkyrie Entry # 1

Vikings like big booty bitches.
While that’s one interpretation I’m seeing this a bit like a Satyr in his best butterfly queen costume (I swear that helmet looks like a bonnet with antennae!) and a human flesh based George Washington mask!

The Valkyrie Entry # 2

The Valkyrie Entry # 2

Notice how i distract you from the weirdness of that muzzle and other wing with the boobs and the butts. And I fear we may have a case of ghost pigtail here as well. But all in all I like to think they look pleasantly determined to harvest some dead vikings.

The Valkyrie Entry # 3

The Valkyrie Entry # 3

Came With Caption
“More Like a Valkyrie in the making!”
Man the eyes on that unicorn are impressively dead! such is life when you’re a magical horse mechanically bound to the ground I suppose. Great offset, beaver toothed mouth on the girl, and good of her to keep within the palette of her steed when she got ready for her day’s adventures!

The Valkyrie Entry # 5

The Valkyrie Entry # 5

Such piercing blue eyes you have… crazy rocket boob… and I fear you may be choking your horse… I like that you have her in front of the wings, gives her an entertaining peacock butt. And very nice Valhalla-esque lighting effects.

The Valkyrie Entry # 6

The Valkyrie Entry # 6

I love when they come with vague arty titles! “The Sword was Chosen for you Mistress!” The red overline adds such a feeling of darkness and suspense …well technically the sword and the skull help with that too but still, it’s got kind of a great tarot card vibe and a slight whirpool action to all the elements that makes me slightly swimmy, or maybe that’s love?

The Valkyrie Entry # 8

The Valkyrie Entry # 8

So not entirely sure but it’s possible this is a bit of a Seanism spinoff, we’ll have to see if it actually grows into a movement before commenting further. Those giant helmet wings are amazing and I swear the helmet itself looks like one of the ones from the original battlestar, which makes me kinda happy. And while i bet a lot of folks would vote sexy for their afterlife transport, I gotta say adorably cute seems to work pretty well too!

The Valkyrie Entry # 9

The Valkyrie Entry # 9

Gotta love some wacky eyed boob armour, I’m kind of entertained at how high waisted her skirt seems to be, and how thickly ’80s strong she appears and that lil bearded unicorn silhouette is making me pretty happy all by himself!

The Valkyrie Entry # 10

The Valkyrie Entry # 10

So this one officially having an equator is kind of amazing, like without it we wouldn’t know where the sexy human half starts and the magical bird half begins. Or is she standing up against a very reflective and magical table that shows her true self? regardless teh matching poses are still cracking me up! very nicely done.

the Valkyrie Entry # 12

the Valkyrie Entry # 12

Came with caption:
“Boobs, wings, meads & steed.”
For the obvious REVCO tie in I’m going to go with the streamlined “Boobs, Meads and Steeds!” that could have entirely changed the audience at industrial shows throughout the 90s, Sure they’d probally still be into heroin, but they’d spell it with an extra “e” at the end!

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