Everything You Should Need to Know to Draw a Vampire!

The Vampire

The Vampire

The ever hungry, pointy toofed, and generally well dressed stealer of bodily fluids!

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Now I assume every single one of you know what a vampire is… but just in case… It’s a creature from folklore that feeds on life essence, usually in the form of blood. Generally has pointy teeth, talks funny, hates light and sometimes turns into a bat.

So there are, at this point, a zillion differing varieties of vamps, from endlessly counting puppets to hollywood’s daywalkers to carrot color robbing bunniculas and I don’t honestly have a preference which way you go with this… Just know this is our Halloween special, we like funny sh*t and we don’t want you to spend years on it. But if you want to spend days airbrushing some sort of gothic vampire romance novel cover… well, I’ll be glad to poke fun at your choices for you!

I’m keeping this short so I lose fewer of you in the read and you can spend your time doodling… so get the F too it! or don’t you like halloweeen?

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The Vampire Entry # 1

The Vampire Entry # 1

Vampire Squirrel!!! So maybe this is a new worldwide phenomenon that I’m unaware of… but it Berwyn, it seems the fall squirrels live off the life energy of freshly carved pumpkins… Seriously like 6 hours after you put it out, the face is a gaping hole, riddled with telltale, nibble marks! Bastards!

The Vampire Entry # 2

The Vampire Entry # 2

You know Henry could easily be your evil sibling, kid, or some English pop culture reference I just miss… but instead, given the times, I chose it much more fun to believe this is a personification of Henry David Thoreau’s 1849 Essay on Civil Disobedience! (thank you high school) All that aside damn fine, psychotic, pigtails!

The Vampire Entry # 3

The Vampire Entry # 3

Haha man!… given I’ve only been up for like an hour, but this is by far my favorite thing I’ve seen this morning! I mean, the story in those eyes, those tubular, bunny footed bodies, the complete lack of scale… Nicely played sir!

The Vampire Entry # 4

The Vampire Entry # 4

Such a good old glass/dream warp to this one! I mean where are their bones! Why’s his hand so huge and why are her boobs attached to her collarbone? Not to mention their refusal to adhere to any rules of natural symmetry! All I know after viewing this, is that nothing is real… well and that the family behind them is bad news!

The Vampire Entry # 5

The Vampire Entry # 5

I assume I’ll only catch a small audience with this one… but remember how originally the Lucero deck just had the eyes behind the dungeon bars, then it started to break out, then it was that crazy eyed jester… this is a pic of when that crazy eyed jester dressed as a vampire on halloween!