The Wendigo

Every culture has some form of demon or beast that can posses a person and make them behave poorly… As far as I know the Native Americans are the only ones that have one that instantly turns you into a half crazed and starved cannibal who runs through the woods nearly nude and frozen, nibbling on their own lips for sustenance!

Now the legend has most obviously gotten a bit confused in the last decade as American pop culture has grabbed the Wendigo in it’s hunt for the new “zombie” and given him a part in major motion pictures (Ravenous being my fave) to all number of shows on the tube (X files, Grimm, Supernaturals, Haven, Always Sunny, Fear Itself etc…). But from my understanding there are two main ways of looking at this beast.

Version A

is sort of a non corporeal hunger that evolves from real world situation ie stranded in a mountain pass with delicious cohorts… In this situation, eventually the hunger becomes overwhelming, someone tries a little people and instantly becomes Wendigo. Then the hunger grows, begins to twist, emaciate and mishape the victim until its crazed eyes sink back in its head, its bones poke through its gray and frozen skin and the only thing that drives it, is the hunger for human flesh and the desire to hurt and kill to obtain it.

Eventually the nearby food (people) runs out… the Wendigo has to wander the frozen tundra looking for more folks to eat, nibbling its own lips to pass the time and to quell its hunger… often at this stage in stories, it’s eventually discovered by some locals who scream Wendigo and promptly kill it…

Version B

is in my opinion way more terrifying to run into in the woods and is a physical manifestation of this hunger where the Wendigo is described as a giant, many times larger than a man, a wretched skin draped tower of bones and occasionally a rack of antlers or tusk or cloak of hides or something equally as terrible thrown in for effect… supposedly every time this Wendigo eats another human it grows by that mass, gaining not sustenance but increasing the need to feed its ever growing and revolting form!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur judge for battle Wendigo is Mr. King, A Chicago photographer! He also has an ongoing project entitled “The Hero of Love“, wherein he creates ham-fisted and often hideous drawings of Music Celebrities.
See his photography here and Hero of Love here!

The Wendigo Entry # 5

The First Place Wendigo Entry

Well dammit if we don’t have poor mans paper off! while #4 is utilizing a paper towel, its lush and quilted in comparison to the hardcore trifold featured here! Props to the artist for pulling off tiny nipples with a fabric meant to absorb and spread fluids… Always a fan of the perfect teardrop noggin and am I getting a somber note of shame as he wipes the gore from his mouth with that boneless arm? or is that just sleepy satisfaction?

Judge’s Commentary – A perfect, lonely minimalism here. Very well balanced (even the folds of the napkin). Sad eyes. This one’s got what it takes!

The Wendigo Entry # 3

The Second Place Wendigo Entry

Haha! That lil butt is priceless! Now don’t get me wrong here cause i love it as is as well, but there is a tiny part of me that wishes he could stretch that extra bit to nibble his own toe nails… something about chattering cold teeth and nibbling nails just seems to go together…maybe its just too much Scooby Doo… Great nose btw!

Judge’s Commentary – Very nicely rendered. Love the details like the knee-hairs. A pleasing composition, with the Wendigo’s body making a sort of frame-within-a-frame. So great.

The Wendigo Entry # 11

The Third Place Wendigo Entry

This is one of those rare moments where i cant quite grasp the movements of the “Seanbeast” is he tiptoeing? or is that a wacky hanging armed but high kneed crazy man lope? Given the options, I like number 2! All that aside I kinda love that the patented beard sorta works as that 30 Days of Night unwiped vampire blood mask, adding to his obvious ferocity.

Judge’s Commentary – The posture is great. Reminds me of a less “busy” Tony Fitzpatrick drawing. And I like the copyright notice running along the side.

The Wendigo Entry # 1

The Wendigo Entry # 1

I wonder how long you have to steep people to get a good tea? Also how the f*ck do you sip tea with no lips and what would only qualify as an excuse for proper teeth?

The Wendigo Entry # 2

The Wendigo Entry # 2

The nice thing about making your own sling shouldered top from people and animal skins is you never have to worry about a fit that only exposes your nipple some of the time, As our model displays here, you can drape it so that nip tastes fresh air 24 hours a day! This one also makes me sing “Hungry Eyes” if you’d care to join in…

The Wendigo Entry # 4

The Wendigo Entry # 4

Ok so a couple things, yes this is on paper towel… or at least when i asked the artist to confirm I got “By any means necessary” but quoted from Dahmer which while potentially correct, is wrong enough to make me laugh a second time all before even digesting the picture… now never minding the wild inaccuracy of the varied stormtrooper heights… I’m gonna say that A. this seemingly windswept Wendigo is sexy as hell and B. Name puns are almost always funny!

The Wendigo Entry # 6

The Wendigo Entry # 6

Haha! Ok so many will disagree, but I’m in full support of the artist portraying cannibalism as a wee bit sexy… as with all such things, pretty sure common courtesy still applies… just don’t eat someone without asking first… I do have to admit the brown tongue throws me a bit but if that’s what the young Wendigos are into, so be it!

The Wendigo Entry # 7

The Wendigo Entry # 7

Oooh I kinda love its brambleness! (I know it’s not a word but i still love it) I’m always a fan of inventing a slightly improved skeleton, sometimes you just need an extra joint or bone! And overall this guy feels a lot like a dead pine in the snowy woods and that’s kinda perfect.

The Wendigo Entry # 8

The Wendigo Entry # 8

You know other than the fact that she’s still got some pretty plump and unfrozen lips, this one feels pretty damn Wendigo… well Wendigo with a little bit of Hypnotoad mixed in for good measure. I’m a fan of how the ribs on her left side seem to have withered along with her boob!

The Wendigo Entry # 9

The Wendigo Entry # 9

(insert music) Beaaaauty and the ….Wendigoooo… ok, so maybe the syllables don’t match the song, but I can make it work dammit! And if he’s wearing a white turtleneck, that could potentially be my favorite wardrobe choice this week! Also great dead eye!

The Wendigo Entry # 10

The Wendigo Entry # 10

Ok scratch what i just said about wardrobe favorites cause briefs, flip flops and White Castle (uncontrollable hunger! get it?) just sorta scream Wendigo… And if any of you watch the top chef series, I can’t help feeling that this looks a lot like the oft’ featured Hugh Atchinson and his stately brow!

The Wendigo Entry # 12

The Wendigo Entry # 12

Hahaha, so is it just wandering through the woods with a crazed look touching herself? And with the heel of her hand no less? I’m calling this is one of those situations that’s funny as hell on paper… but get confronted with it in real life and most folks are turning to run!

The Wendigo Entry # 13

The Wendigo Entry # 13

He may have lost his looks, one of his shoes, most of his cartilage and it’s questionable whether or not he ever had a shirt… but we know he’ll always have dance!!!

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