The Woodbooger

The Virginia exclusive “Hill” ‘Squatch

No idea how prevalent this legend is but I was watching Finding Bigfoot last week (as i do faithfully) and they were hunting for this beast a Virginia exclusive ‘Squatch that tends to hang in spots it would seem only the local hill people do, so you know he’s got issues… Fair warning google isnt gonna help you much on this one… 1…2…3… Draw!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Celebrity Judge this week was Melisa – Stylist extraordinaire, musician (Ponies, Circles) and CoOwner of Ash and Arrow Vintage on Etsy, her word is law. Keep in mind all judges criteria for judgement are their own, and I’ll try to keep judges as varied as our entries.

The Woodbooger Entry # 12

The First Place Woodbooger Entry

Springtime! is there anything more romantic?… and this just goes to prove no one can resist a pink pig!

The Woodbooger Entry # 4

The Second Place Woodbooger Entry

Man do i love hillbilly spelling!

The Woodbooger Entry # 1

The Third Place Woodbooger Entry

Let’s see… kinda penisy, kinda boogery, and there’s a tree in there too! Check! Check! and Check!

The Woodbooger Entry # 2

The Woodbooger Entry # 2

The more I look, the more it seems like this lil’ booger is hurdling towards me…

The Woodbooger Entry # 3

The Woodbooger Entry # 3

Those are some fantastic f’n toes!

The Woodbooger Entry # 5

The Woodbooger Entry # 5

Tree pollen allergies are a bitch… especially if you are a tree with no arms.

The Woodbooger Entry # 6

The Woodbooger Entry # 6

It’s like the perfect combination of Harry of Henderson fame and the “I bring you love…” Mr Burns!

The Woodbooger Entry # 7

The Woodbooger Entry # 7

Oh Lord! is that a hair collar? or even more mysteriously is that a medieval axe tucked into his shorts? I’m in love…

The Woodbooger Entry # 8

The Woodbooger Entry # 8

If Basquiat and Nagel had a baby who had access to glitter!

The Woodbooger Entry # 9

The Woodbooger Entry # 9

Baby booger bearing bulbous bindle!!!

The Woodbooger Entry # 10

The Woodbooger Entry # 10

The sheer amount of lines you guys are laying down on paper makes me happy, I also kinda want that shirt… which i just noticed was Cornholio styley… nice!

The Woodbooger Entry # 11

The Woodbooger Entry # 11

Our artist says his name is Gerald. I’m less concerned with his name than I am of what happens when that last tall-boy is gone

The Woodbooger Entry # 13

The Woodbooger Entry # 13

There’s something remarkably zen about this one, and i like that with like 2 more lines it would look a lot like a mid ’80s Dennis Eckersley

The Woodbooger Entry # 14

The Woodbooger Entry # 14

Titled: Woodboogers make great glue! That is possibly the finest rendering of sasquatch peen i have ever witnessed… and it’s funny that booger or not my eyes keep wandering to that nipple on the right!

The Woodbooger Entry # 15

The Woodbooger Entry # 15

I bet this is how Rick felt when Shane shot up Hershel’s barn… I mean it’s probably for the greater good, but what horrors have we unleashed? Titled “Ronny “woodbooger” Dobbs”

The Woodbooger Entry # 16

The Woodbooger Entry # 16

In my best Al Gore – MANBEARPIG! I like how woodboogers, by default, seem to have mismatched eyes.

The Woodbooger Entry # 17

The Woodbooger Entry # 17

I’m giving props for our first totally veeg entry, and very nice sesame seeds btw.

The Woodbooger Entry # 18

The Woodbooger Entry # 18

Man i wonder if i still have some acid somewhere… and is that a hitler ‘stache?

The Woodbooger Entry # 19

The Woodbooger Entry # 19

fur pants or mud pants? honestly both sets of words make me happy.

The Woodbooger Entry # 20

The Woodbooger Entry # 20

Pleasingly self referential and god damn if that’s not an adorable booger

The Woodbooger Entry # 21

The Woodbooger Entry # 21

I swear this dude has been my plumber before… extra points for being an excellent rendering and still hinting towards peen! I’m kinda hoping the ghost ear becomes a recurring theme.

The Woodbooger Entry # 22

The Woodbooger Entry # 22

Dammit! pretty sure I just peed a little… props for reminding me a bit of Brock Samson as well.

The Woodbooger Entry # 23

The Woodbooger Entry # 23

If anyone watches FaceOff (spoiler) pretty sure this is the dude who went home this week.

The Woodbooger Entry # 24

The Woodbooger Entry # 24

I’m just gonna let this one be funny all by itself!

The Woodbooger Entry # 25

The Woodbooger Entry # 25

I’m not sure I know where that splat is coming from, but i know I like it!

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