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The Virginia exclusive “Hill” ‘Squatch

No idea how prevalent this legend is but I was watching Finding Bigfoot last week (as i do faithfully) and they were hunting for this beast a Virginia exclusive ‘Squatch that tends to hang in spots it would seem only the local hill people do, so you know he’s got issues… Fair warning google isnt gonna help you much on this one… 1…2…3… Draw!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Celebrity Judge this week was Melisa – Stylist extraordinaire, musician (Ponies, Circles) and CoOwner of Ash and Arrow Vintage on Etsy, her word is law. Keep in mind all judges criteria for judgement are their own, and I’ll try to keep judges as varied as our entries.

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The Woodbooger Entry # 12

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Springtime! is there anything more romantic?… and this just goes to prove no one can resist a pink pig!

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Man do i love hillbilly spelling!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 1

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Let’s see… kinda penisy, kinda boogery, and there’s a tree in there too! Check! Check! and Check!

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The more I look, the more it seems like this lil’ booger is hurdling towards me…

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The Woodbooger Entry # 3

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Those are some fantastic f’n toes!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 5

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Tree pollen allergies are a bitch… especially if you are a tree with no arms.

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It’s like the perfect combination of Harry of Henderson fame and the “I bring you love…” Mr Burns!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 7

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Oh Lord! is that a hair collar? or even more mysteriously is that a medieval axe tucked into his shorts? I’m in love…

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The Woodbooger Entry # 8

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If Basquiat and Nagel had a baby who had access to glitter!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 9

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Baby booger bearing bulbous bindle!!!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 10

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The sheer amount of lines you guys are laying down on paper makes me happy, I also kinda want that shirt… which i just noticed was Cornholio styley… nice!

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Our artist says his name is Gerald. I’m less concerned with his name than I am of what happens when that last tall-boy is gone

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There’s something remarkably zen about this one, and i like that with like 2 more lines it would look a lot like a mid ’80s Dennis Eckersley

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Titled: Woodboogers make great glue! That is possibly the finest rendering of sasquatch peen i have ever witnessed… and it’s funny that booger or not my eyes keep wandering to that nipple on the right!

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I bet this is how Rick felt when Shane shot up Hershel’s barn… I mean it’s probably for the greater good, but what horrors have we unleashed? Titled “Ronny “woodbooger” Dobbs”

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In my best Al Gore – MANBEARPIG! I like how woodboogers, by default, seem to have mismatched eyes.

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The Woodbooger Entry # 17

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I’m giving props for our first totally veeg entry, and very nice sesame seeds btw.

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The Woodbooger Entry # 18

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Man i wonder if i still have some acid somewhere… and is that a hitler ‘stache?

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The Woodbooger Entry # 19

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fur pants or mud pants? honestly both sets of words make me happy.

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The Woodbooger Entry # 20

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Pleasingly self referential and god damn if that’s not an adorable booger

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I swear this dude has been my plumber before… extra points for being an excellent rendering and still hinting towards peen! I’m kinda hoping the ghost ear becomes a recurring theme.

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Dammit! pretty sure I just peed a little… props for reminding me a bit of Brock Samson as well.

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The Woodbooger Entry # 23

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If anyone watches FaceOff (spoiler) pretty sure this is the dude who went home this week.

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The Woodbooger Entry # 24

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I’m just gonna let this one be funny all by itself!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 25

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I’m not sure I know where that splat is coming from, but i know I like it!

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The Woodbooger Entry # 26

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You know… I’m just gonna give this one a tick under “a little troubling” and let it be.

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