The World Turtle

The Turtle with the Weight of the World on it’s Back!

If there’s one thing the internet and I can agree on it’s liking turtles! So if I’m given my choice of creation myths I’m 1000%, going with the ones that says we’re roaming around the aether on the back of a giant MF-ing terrapin!

Now for a subject I rarely hear coming up in conversations, this myth is pretty damn well engrained into multiple cultures. In modern pop culture, Terry Pratchett’s got the Great A’Tuin in his Discworld novels. Going back to olden times the Chinese have Ao, who’s fins support the sky the Indians have Kurma (one of the avatars of Vishnu), the Balinese have the Bedawang and the Native Americans have the Great Turtle. All of which had their own traits but shared the same responsibility of slowly and deliberately getting us to where we are going.

Now some of these legends describe them as sea turtles, some, more tortoise-y. Some tales tell as the turtle always was. Some have the beast Atlas-like slowly walk or swim the earth to where it’s going. Some have the earth built slowly upon their shell one muskrat mouthful of mud at a time as it swims in the river of life (That’s your Great Turtle of course). Some have the world share shell space with a serpent or two… or in the Bedawangs case a tangle of serpents… and a stone which underneath is a gateway to the underworld…

So it’s safe to say you have a few directions in which to go… and I suppose it’s kind of important to keep in mind the prevailing scientific beliefs of the time as the “world” back then could have been about three square miles of forest or a single mountain, but if you wanna make a 1/1000 scale styrofoam ball model of Uranus and add on some turtle feet, I’m not complaining! Just have fun with it!

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur Judge this week is Scott Stephens, some of you may remember him as the judge for the Sea Goat where he went way out of his way and wrote a comment for each entry. Needless to say he had a great time and is eager to put on his judging pants again and the results are posted below!

The World Turtle Entry # 6

The First Place World Turtle Entry

One of my favorite things about clockwork stuff is no matter how big, simplistic or intricate, you know it smells faintly of model trains and bike chains. Great worldy turtle eye and stiff legged bulldog lumberings!

Judge’s Commentary – At #1 and the WINNER, it is turtle #6. The turtle represents an interesting cross between strength, military prowess and planetary/universal dominance. I tried not to love it, but found myself returning to look at it over and over to extract its wisdom, guidance and power – truly the GREAT WORLD TURTLE!

The World Turtle Entry # 3

The Second Place World Turtle Entry

Man I love when turtle neck posturing makes em seem forever old! This guy feels like he’d cough dust and taste of violet candies all the way down to the marrow of his turtle-y bones!

Judge’s Commentary – It is a turtle of grand stature and beauty, but it is also one of fatigue and defeat and therefore does not exude the spirit of the winner

The World Turtle Entry # 5

The Third Place WorldT urtle Entry

Dammit competition for most morose! though I don’t even know is business class a downer?… well besides knowing that all your world traveling is someone else’s idea… so yeah… I guess it is… hahaha! Good old timey businessman’s attire btw!

Judge’s Commentary – It is an excellent piece that had a strong chance to be the win, but I simply couldn’t get over the burden of the depression and despair embodied in the turtle’s & mankind’s being.

The World Turtle Entry # 1

The World Turtle Entry # 1

You know something smells funny about this one…

The World Turtle Entry # 2

The World Turtle Entry # 2

Totally going for the most morose micro-world medal with this one… it had a lil bunny on it for a while but the hint of happiness kinda ruined it…

The World Turtle Entry # 4

The World Turtle Entry # 4

Man that is some serious “atomic flatulence!” Points for good space captions adorable turtle-age and reminding me how much i liked the original Jeff Kendall deck art!

The World Turtle Entry # 7

The World Turtle Entry # 7

Imagine the turtle-y adventures you could have as a youthful, wide eyed, lil red skinned captain if you world consisted of tentacle trees, bloody eggsacs full of goo and an adorable squirrel copilot… you know if he/she doesn’t do something about that kudzu vine, it’ll take over that turtle in no time!

The World Turtle Entry # 8

The World Turtle Entry # 8

Well now i kinda want this as a motivational poster… it just needs the caption of “Even a World Turtle can Have a bad day…” This also makes me think Discovery channel doomsday porn would be way more fun to watch if we lived on a turtle…

The World Turtle Entry # 9

The World Turtle Entry # 9

There’ve been a few “Seanist” beasts over the years that i thought would make a good cover for the retrospective coffee table book… but I’m pretty sure this is it… i mean that slow short armed space/water paddle, the dead I can see forever, but I’ll never look up eyes… and it that just a patch or are we getting a hint of buttocks through the worn hole in those jorts… whichever… bravo!

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