the Yowie

It’s Australian For Bigfoot

So in our quest to draw “Bigfoots Around the World”, the Yowie is our next stop. I just watched a 2 hour Finding Bigfoot special where the crew flew down under to investigate. And from what I could discern besides being a longtime resident of the world’s largest Alcatraz, our hero seems pretty similar to the North American Sasquatch with a few exceptions. Instead of feasting on deer or elk as his main nourishment, he eats wallabies and farmers goats. Instead of being incredibly elusive all the time, the Yowie does silly things like runs up and shakes the car your sleeping in, stares in your window while you dress for the morning and he seems to spend a lot more time growing what can only be described as an early 90s grunge beard than his Northern counterpart.

Now wikipedia has an old aboriginal description quoted that adds a few additional fun bits to the mix so feel free to include any of the following: The natives of Australia … believe in … [the] Yahoo … This being they describe as resembling a man … of nearly the same height, … with long white hair hanging down from the head over the features … the arms as extraordinarily long, furnished at the extremities with great talons, and the feet turned backwards, so that, on flying from man, the imprint of the foot appears as if the being had travelled in the opposite direction. Altogether, they describe it as a hideous monster of an unearthy character and ape-like appearance.

Beyond all that, he’s Australian, and I’m relatively sure that bit alone gives you enough ammo to make this beast your own, from Shrimps on barbie, stinky ass koalas and wombats to Road Warriors and more deadly poisonous creatures than you can cover in a single Discovery special, Australia’s an interesting place… but what you include is up to you.

judgement Is Complete

our judgeOur judge this week was long time creative director for Playboy online, Jay Boersma. Known as a teacher, friend and mentor to most of the original contributors here. He’s also a fantastic photographer, cartoonist, and a wealth of opinions on most things creative. He’s currently open for a new gig, so here’s a link to his photography re-vision.com his design jayboersma.com, and I’ll personally vouch for his talent at leading a team and his quality as a human being.

Here’s a lil snippet in his own words:
In addition to “neatness and originality” (of course) I judge anything having to do with Australia based on whether or not it contains: Kangaroos, Bandicoots, Platypuses, Koalas, Tasmanian Devils, Vegemite, Shrimp on the barbie, Oversized beer cans, Oversized knives, Insane male actors, Beautiful female actors, Those frogs that Bart Simpson smuggled in…

For the purpose of this contest, I’d add at least one Yowie to the above list.
With that in mind, here’s my Top 3 selection

The Yowie Entry # 10

the First Place Yowie Entry

Holy Hell! Where to start? Hell… So round, so warm,so full of hugs… hugs… loneliness and terror! I kinda assume they aren’t meant to be but if you let your mind see those as nylons on its ass it’s even freakier! love it!

Judge’s Commentary

What the fuck is that thing? Ok, ok, I know there are no kangaroos, bandicoots, etc. I’m calling this entry first place because, when I scrolled down the page and saw it, the first word out of my mouth was, “Yowie.”

The Yowie Entry # 4

the Second Place Yowie Entry

Haha, so is our friendly marsupial, terrified because she’s surprised that she has a Yowie in her pouch or is it that she knows how he gets when he drinks? I love the whole bottom part of the roo and great spelling of Beeah!

Judge’s Commentary

Yowie, Oversized beer can, Kangaroo and because I know first-hand how scary it can be to discover unexpected things in your pouch.

The Yowie Entry # 5

the Third Place Yowie Entry

Australians, always having to break the rules, it says pretty obviously that this here is a Yowie crossing, what do you expect to happen? That Yowie’s eyes are freaking amazing btw!

Judge’s Commentary

Nudity! As we all know, nudity trumps drawing ability, penmanship, talent and most anything else. Never occurred to me to interpret “shrimp on the barby” as “shrimp on the Barbie” but, from now on, that will be my first mental image – like those places that serve sushi off of women’s bodies. (There are such places, right? I hope that wasn’t just another daydream.)

The Yowie Entry # 1

The Yowie Entry # 1

So first off, world record turn around time from posting to submission and I thank you for that, I swear… and maybe its not intentional but there are butterflies coming out of that/those butts! And I know that make me very happy.

The Yowie Entry # 2

The Yowie Entry # 2

Hey it’s a totem pole of those horrible koala hoaxters! I’m pretty sure my favorite part is their freakinsh Children of the Damned eyes… And I’m not even sure… are Ugs Australian? That would make sense with the silly name huh?

The Yowie Entry # 3

The Yowie Entry # 3

If Hollywood’s taught me anything, it’s that there’s at least 10% of Australia populated by long chinned, badly toofed gyrocopter pilots… honestly, its possible I just drew this to provide an opportunity to type gyrocopter…

The Yowie Entry # 6

The Yowie Entry # 6

Great hat! Who’d of thunk so many of you were so good at drawing kangaroos? Though I’m relatively sure they normally hop vs what looks to be an embittered stroll. And the “Yowie” is cause of the squishing of his beastly nards right?

The Yowie Entry # 7

The Yowie Entry # 7

So more than anything I’m hoping that on the flipside of Men At Work is Olivia Newton John’s “Physical” album. Damn clean sammich slices for a beast I cant stop seeing an extra face on his torso with some sweet assed nipple eyes

The Yowie Entry # 8

The Yowie Entry # 8

There were only a few half hours as tense in a young me’s life as watching Wild Wild World of Animals where the baby marsupials try to make it to the pouch to suckle (excepting of course the sea turtle hatch episode… the horror)

The Yowie Entry # 9

The Yowie Entry # 9

Every time I look at this, I say, self there is no way they are gonna fit a body under that head so close to the bottom of the page… But you look and it’s freaking perfect, even the arm pits! Also… I want some of what you have.

The Yowie Entry # 11

The Yowie Entry # 11

I’m trying to decide what this reminds me of so much… Maybe that original animated hobbit movie? A guy I rented a jet ski from in eighth grade? My future? Regardless the thin split ends on the hair are amazing.

The Yowie Entry # 12

The Yowie Entry # 12

Nice grill mate I’m guessing from the caption he’s rocking some fancy teef, kinda hard to tell at this resolution… But I know that Yowie is having some serious ankle issues.

The Yowie Entry # 13

The Yowie Entry # 13

Ha! This is the closest thing I’ve seen to contentment in a jar in a long time, I mean the smile on the koala and those wee lil anime squint eyes. And might I add very nice texturing.

Judge’s Commentary

Honorable Mention: Entry Number 013 Because it’s a pretty damn good likeness of Jack Black with no cloths on. Koala’s cute too.

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