It’s Xmas beast draw time boys n girls! This year we’re doing Tiny Tim Cratchit, the wide eyed, small and sickly reminder of the holiday spirit.
For those of you who somehow don’t know the Dicken’s tale, we’ll very briefly summarize… dude had a dick boss and a sick kid. We are never told for sure what ailment said sickling suffered from, but we know it could be fixed with just a bit more money. Dick boss has a series of dreams where he visits the Cratchit family in alternate timelines. Whereupon, he learns that his selfish, uncaring management style, potentially kills his employee’s kid. So when dick boss wakes up, he has a change of heart and buys the Cratchit family a goose and (the still living in this timeline) Tim finishes the tale of with his famed “Let’s eat some f’ing bird!” ok well that’s not what he says… but you get the point… xmas is saved!
Now there are a couple of ways to play this. You are more than welcome to keep it holly and jolly, but given his questionable path to continued existence, drawings from alternate timelines are totally fair game, so take a slice from the future timeline of doom and show us what killed him, or jump ahead 20 years to see what a long lived Tim has become…. Just make him small enough to be called tiny, English enough to feel bad for and for f*cks sake have him use a tiny under-funded crutch.
That’s what you’ve got! This is our holiday draw so feel free to think of it as your present to me, and if you do, know i like things roughly scrawled and stupid! Know we’ll close off submissions for judgement midnight of Friday the 22nd… As always, We’ll gather the judges council and pick the one we feel most deserving, to win a shirt, so get your asses doodling!
The Judge’s Council has convened and verdict given! Here’s how judgement for our 2017 Holiday, Tiny Tim, draw played out!
Judge Mona
Uhm, seriously? Without question I give this to Sean for taking on the googly eye challenge without even having a drawer full of ’em! (my wife fufilled my dream of a drawer full of stick on googly eyes for xmas!)
Judge me
Besides it just being great, I have two favorite parts of sean’s (# 8) first that I dont know whether that’s a tooth or a tongue, and second I’m pretty sure he just got a holiday manicure…
Judge Cody
Sean’s for me… the Powerpuff eyes hooked me in.
Judge Ken
i pick itnet (# 2). cool hat, classic hobo style.
Judge Sneurat
Pretty sure Snuerat’s been eaten by wolves, but she cant stop the tide of judgement anyways, so we’re tacking her vote on to ITnet’s too as ken is correct, that is a cool hat! Plus his drawings have never failed to make me smile even the cold and sad ones!
Disagree if you must but know that judgement is law and to the winner a shirt will go…. Thanks to drawers and judges alike. And even though the contest is done we’ll always welcome new Tiny Tim drawings for the archives! So draw on, and remember, 25 beasts drawn earns you a shirt!
