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Twrch Trwyth

Twrch Trwyth

The great British boar that almost bested Arthur and wears a barbers kit on its head!

We’re sailing back across the pond for this one, to the British isles and the multi faceted Arthurian legends! This one’s a pretty straightforward beast, a giant wild hog that wears a barbers kit strapped to it’s back… but the story behind him… so many details… so we’re just doin’ this:

  • it was a prince who was turned into a giant hog
  • giant hog wears scissors, brush and razor upon its back?
  • giant hog angry
  • giant hog has hoglets who are also very angry
  • giant hog and hoglets terrorize isles with much stomping and goring
  • King Arthur and Co are enlisted to help
  • said forces battle in many locales and much damage is done
  • eventually most hunters and all hoglets dead
  • Arthur battles original hog on seaside cliff finally removing barber’s kit
  • Giant hog jumps into sea and swims away, never to be seen again
  • …Arthur’s nephew’s fiance’s dad, finally gets to shave!

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So that’s it! Draw us a giant medieval stick figured and dotted arrow-pathed battle scene, or a quiet moment where ol Trwyth settles down to brush it’s mangy locks, or hell just that upstairs neighbor from the Jeffersons walking a fat potbelly somewhere… Just think giant pig, then make it English and most of all, have fun scrawling it on something you can take a picture of, send that sh*t in! Then we’ll enjoy em and throw a shirt at our favorite!

You’ve got until September 21th

 

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Twrch Trwyth Entry # 5

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 5

“Twrch Trwythlings and Proud Pa” yessss soooo much chaos is about to rain down on your once hog free hills lil british isles! Oink f’ing oink! also can we talk just for a second about how freaking cute that leaping young hoglet is… egads!

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 4

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 4

You know we may not be dramatically changing the world in present day… but I argue that we have more valid reference for the future giant fiberglass sign animal makers of the world than anyone! Also, those are really good crazy eyes!

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 3

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 3

f’ing hell! it took me a second (during which i pondered everything from holy grail to back view of a desktop rotary phone) but that certainly looks like a f’ing barber pole jet pack!
And since we’re talking barbers, those lines on it’s side natural camouflage or shaved in there? Also extra points for galoshes!

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 2

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 2

Oh so much good! Look at those stubby lil piggy legs, and squash nosed lil crowned noggin! Does he have an arrow in his belly or is that a hairy gnome topped pencil in his pocket? and He’s kinda humorously not tubby! Guess I’m just used to big ol fat and pink corn eatin’ American pigs haha!

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 1

Twrch Trwyth Entry # 1

You know I’m not even sure how our lil knight got himself in that situation unless his horse is already grazing off to the side… but the boar is drinking tea and wearing the kinda scarf you might see at a soccer match sooooo least you know he’s english!