No idea how prevalent this legend is but I was watching Finding Bigfoot last week (as i  do faithfully) and they were hunting for this beast, a Virginia exclusive ‘Squatch that tends to hang in spots it would seem only the local hill people do, so you know he’s got issues… Fair warning google isnt gonna help you much on this one… 1…2…3… Draw!

And as it was before… please send entries to:

I’ve added larger views to this batch, so click the images below to see the full sized ones.

Let’s see… kinda penisy, kinda boogery,  and there’s a tree in there too! Check! Check! and Check!

The more i look, the more it seems like this lil’ booger is hurdling towards me…

Odds of his own fang causing the corneal damage while chewing… pretty high… regardless those are some fantastic f’n toes!

Man do i love hillbilly spelling!

Tree pollen allergies are a bitch… especially if you are a tree.

This is it boys and girls the first online Mythical Beast War. This week its the King of all things squidly famed for downing man and whale alike:

Entries were due Friday February 17 by Noon CST.

Our Celebrity Judge this week was Omar – Artist/Owner Revolution Tattoo Chicago Il, his word is law. Keep in mind all judges criteria for judgement are their own, and I’ll try to keep judges as varied as our entries.

Check back soon and don’t forget to support our judges!

Man, guess the moral is no matter what the media says… never trust a fisherman?

Submitted by Codebeast the Moistened

Hello Mrs SquidVagina, this is the nurse at Kraken Academy… there’s been a small accident

Entry submitted by  Jollyv

IMHO that turtle looks determined as hell to eat that squid

Entry submitted by Talon Bunn
his webcomic’s URL  www.gocomics.com/ACME-INKD

Looks like Moby Tilson making a guest appearance!

Probably impossible for you to read but that squid is fishing with what looks to be a “RumHam” which made me smile.

Let’s play spot the reference guess the name on this one!

Are curly mustaches ever not funny?

What’s Kraken Indeed!

I gotta say I’m pleased with the use of captions so far, of freaking course I’ll be your very best friend! why would a bloody beak dissuade that?

The image was titled “Giant Jean Short Squid” who am i to argue?  Imagine trying to cut 8 legs evenly…

Those eyes are creepy as hell!

Full disclosure: this baby is mine, btw tandem bikes are dumb to draw.

krakentoa anyone?

And hello right back at you friendly squid

Dear whale…
You are heading to tickle jail!

I know it says Squid Row, but all I can think is: I wanna tentacle all night and spray ink every day!

Gotta love animation

MUUUUUST SAAAVE BUNNY!

I’m calling racist on this one cause it would make my mom sad… but I’m giving it a pass as it’s the closest thing we got to a Chicago City Sticker entry…

the smile constant at work… smiles=smiles

Funny how the penis drawings always come in last

Either this is fantastic perspective play or that cruise ship has bigger issues than that squid!

Don’t you sort of want to know what happened on the 7th and 8th?

Always a late entry isn’t there… regardless still fun…he did point out i said 2pm on the about page… well not for long!

Thanks for playing everybody! Check back Monday morning for a whole new battle!

Half horse, half fish, or you know a “seahorse” rumored to have pulled Poseidon’s chariot. Though we don’t believe it.

The body of a tiger, the head of an old man with horns and sometimes the feet of a dragon. Does the old man head mean it’s puss? Or is it a the grissled visage of experience… from the entries below i’m leaning towards puss. 

So it was the Wednesday before thanksgiving and the sad remnants of the remaining workforce had to do something to kill the time

zombies, walkers, rotters, anyone who’s consumed any type of media in the last few years is painfully aware of the zombie folklore. Reanimated dead flesh at it’s finest!

Half woman, half fish, or some such formula. Regardless legend has it they kill the hell out of sailors… or love them extensively I forget.

I’m assuming you don’t need much of an explanation here. If you’re nerdy enough to be browsing this site, you’re damn well nerdy enough to know … wtf a dragon is.

Suffice it to say its lizardly, large, sometimes winged and odds are bent on burnination of some sort.

Whether you believe he’s a long hidden giant ape or a mystical traveller between dimensions, trying to warn us away from future calamities… you gotta agree he’s just fucking adorable, what with his pendulous man-boobs and motherly eyes.